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10 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Maybe they should fire him, the umpires go on strike, World Series gets cancelled.

After what I saw last night, that might be a good thing.

I’m pretty sure they’re waiting until after the WS to avoid those types of issues.  But you can’t rest assured, this guy is fired.  

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I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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3 minutes ago, RPM said:

So we are "bringing the troops home from endless war" but first we need to let Russia move in and take over while we redeploy to counter Russian intervention. 12D chess.

Some people say that Trump has the best strategies. Generals--some big, really large men--come to him with tears in their eyes and say "oh Mr. President, we could never have imagined such beautiful tactics in the middle east. We don't deserve you."

 

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Just a reminder that the president is a sexual predator. 

 

Is a sexual predator? Well, that depends on the meaning of "is".

Weird how little things were impeachable but now shooting someone on 5th Avenue is allowed.

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15 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I can’t wait for him to explain what they got wrong. 

 

The whistleblower's account was so fictious and inaccurate, but you'll have to take my word for it because it wouldn't be a good idea for me to release the actual transcript of the very perfect, very innocent call.

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42 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I can’t wait for him to explain what they got wrong. 

 

ignore all evidence.  ignore all facts.  blame the process of how the investigations themselves got started.  that's the trump way.

this idiot is using the full power of the justice department to investigate the 2016 election.  the one he won. 

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5 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

he's a yankees fan, and he "lives" in dc.

please tell me he'll be actively rooting for the nats.

He actually played baseball at nearly a college skill level, I believe. However, I'd be shocked if he was a fan of any team or even gave a shit at all. He probably didn't even pull for the teams he played on except for when he was hitting. 

Nats fans probably actively hate him too. Should be fun. If that fucking game even happens. 

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21 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

there's audio of him answering questions from a reporter about whether he's going, and he says he thinks on sunday.  then they ask if he'll throw out the first pitch, and he said he doesn't know, because they'll put all this armor on him, and he'll look fat.

not kidding.

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there's audio of him answering questions from a reporter about whether he's going, and he says he thinks on sunday.  then they ask if he'll throw out the first pitch, and he said he doesn't know, because they'll put all this armor on him, and he'll look fat.
not kidding.
Maybe they could put him in black armor, it's more sliming.
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37 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

He actually played baseball at nearly a college skill level, I believe. However, I'd be shocked if he was a fan of any team or even gave a shit at all. He probably didn't even pull for the teams he played on except for when he was hitting. 

Nats fans probably actively hate him too. Should be fun. If that fucking game even happens. 

I don't believe any of those tall tales he loved to tell about his alleged baseball prowess. Because every other story the man has ever told about himself is a bunch of bullshit. 

So that one most likely is, too. 

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2 minutes ago, TornACL said:

I don't believe any of those tall tales he loved to tell about his alleged baseball prowess. Because every other story the man has ever told about himself is a bunch of bullshit. 

So that one most likely is, too. 

Oh, the captain of the team and guaranteed pro garbage was bullshit, but he did play. Pretty sure it was confirmed that the Phillies and Sox took a look at him too.  The draft goes a shitload of rounds though and he didn't end up getting drafted. 

Still, I can't imagine him being worth a shit as a teammate. He probably berated teammates when they made mistakes while ignoring his own.  Can you imagine him on a team in the locker room?  There are plenty of locker room cancers in sports, but he'd be so much worse than any of them that you'd need a new name for it. 

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3 hours ago, DixonHur said:

The 41% scare me way more than Trump does

They only scare me if someone who is brighter, craftier than Trump comes along to lead them.   Trump talks a good game and riles them up, but his plans of action fall way short.   There basically aren't any.  Like many have said, he's Mussolini.  I fear the 41% if the find a Hitler to rally behind. 

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6 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

Oh, the captain of the team and guaranteed pro garbage was bullshit, but he did play. Pretty sure it was confirmed that the Phillies and Sox took a look at him too.  The draft goes a shitload of rounds though and he didn't end up getting drafted. 

Still, I can't imagine him being worth a shit as a teammate. He probably berated teammates when they made mistakes while ignoring his own.  Can you imagine him on a team in the locker room?  There are plenty of locker room cancers in sports, but he'd be so much worse than any of them that you'd need a new name for it. 

There’s a 100% chance he hasn’t thrown a baseball in 40 years. 

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9 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

He actually played baseball at nearly a college skill level, I believe. However, I'd be shocked if he was a fan of any team or even gave a shit at all. He probably didn't even pull for the teams he played on except for when he was hitting. 

Nats fans probably actively hate him too. Should be fun. If that fucking game even happens. 

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9 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:
9 hours ago, henrygandorf said:
there's audio of him answering questions from a reporter about whether he's going, and he says he thinks on sunday.  then they ask if he'll throw out the first pitch, and he said he doesn't know, because they'll put all this armor on him, and he'll look fat.
not kidding.

Maybe they could put him in black armor, it's more sliming.

Or dress him in stripes...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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10 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

there's audio of him answering questions from a reporter about whether he's going, and he says he thinks on sunday.  then they ask if he'll throw out the first pitch, and he said he doesn't know, because they'll put all this armor on him, and he'll look fat.

not kidding.

 

"Its not the armor that makes you lot fat, its the fat that makes you look fat"

- Misquoting Al Bundy

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Joe diGenova and Victoria Toensing are John Solomon's lawyers. In a continued Fox "News" pattern, none of them disclosed this, despite John Solomon repeatedly quoting Toensing. 

https://www.politico.com/news/2019/10/24/ukraine-oligarch-lawyers-joe-digenova-victoria-toensing-056643

 

They also represent mobster and Manafort associate Dimitry Firtash. 

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-09-23/trump-friendly-lawyers-join-legal-team-of-ukraine-s-firtash

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2019/10/brady-toensing-justice-department/

 

They were working with Rudy to fabricate "evidence" against Biden. 

https://www.thedailybeast.com/joe-digenova-and-victoria-toensing-worked-with-rudy-giuliani-to-dig-up-ukraine-dirt-on-joe-biden-report

 

They've met face to face with Bill Barr while doing all of this. 

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/firtash-lawyers-digenova-and-toensing-scored-a-rare-face-to-face-meeting-with-barr

 

Also, in a move that I'm sure is on the up and up and has nothing to do with the criminal in the White House installing the family of his fixers, Toensing's son just joined the Department of Justice Office of Legal Policy. 

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2019/10/brady-toensing-justice-department/

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1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

i can't tell if this is a retarded poll or a retarded tweeter.  polls are scaled to population based on a million different assumptions.  no one* just polls people and reports the result.

either this poll was adjusted and this dude doesn't know what he's talking about, or this poll is hot garbage and shouldn't lead with a claim of what "Americans" think.

 

 

This is like a poll saying "New Poll shows 98% of Americans approve Trump!" (sample: greater amarillo)

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30 minutes ago, suddenly shaggy said:

Joe diGenova and Victoria Toensing are John Solomon's lawyers. In a continued Fox "News" pattern, none of them disclosed this, despite John Solomon repeatedly quoting Toensing. 

https://www.politico.com/news/2019/10/24/ukraine-oligarch-lawyers-joe-digenova-victoria-toensing-056643

 

They also represent mobster and Manafort associate Dimitry Firtash. 

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-09-23/trump-friendly-lawyers-join-legal-team-of-ukraine-s-firtash

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2019/10/brady-toensing-justice-department/

 

They were working with Rudy to fabricate "evidence" against Biden. 

https://www.thedailybeast.com/joe-digenova-and-victoria-toensing-worked-with-rudy-giuliani-to-dig-up-ukraine-dirt-on-joe-biden-report

 

They've met face to face with Bill Barr while doing all of this. 

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/firtash-lawyers-digenova-and-toensing-scored-a-rare-face-to-face-meeting-with-barr

 

Also, in a move that I'm sure is on the up and up and has nothing to do with the criminal in the White House installing the family of his fixers, Toensing's son just joined the Department of Justice Office of Legal Policy. 

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2019/10/brady-toensing-justice-department/

This seems like one of those things that starts small and blows up 

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10 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

 

Still, I can't imagine him being worth a shit as a teammate. He probably berated teammates when they made mistakes while ignoring his own.  Can you imagine him on a team in the locker room?  There are plenty of locker room cancers in sports, but he'd be so much worse than any of them that you'd need a new name for it. 

I have a follow up with my oncologist next week. I don't even play a doctor on television, but I don't think this would be diagnosed as a locker room cancer. If Donald Trump were on a team, it would be a fungus. Remember that humongous fungus in Michigan? Picture Donaldritis Illudens slowing spreading through the team and locker room. Orange with a foul stench that clumsily attaches itself to every crevice and orifice one possesses. A million spores of orange dusty cloud of evil lies, braggadocio,  bigotry, misogyny, and hatred that ensnare everyone in delicate tendrils of loathing and enmity. Attack it, and the spores multiply,  scatter and sprout anew and one is left with orange slime clinging like snot on a shirt sleeve and the irresistible urge to take a shower in bleach.

 

 

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