Donald Trump 2019

[Red Five 40862]

Dotard waiting until the last minute on Christmas Eve to get Melanie a gift was such a funny visual. It's hard to believe he was being serious. 

[Tom 2959]

It's weird since he's usually so adept to lying on the spot.  He could have just been like "I bought her a Pelaton, a great beautiful Pelaton.  She's going to ride it every day and vlog about it.  Nobody knows more about cycle vlogging than me."  

[Nivek 16945]

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’s not showing up for a debate lulz 

You cannot ask his most holiest of servants ‘liberal’ gotcha questions!   

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

45 minutes ago, Tom said:

It's weird since he's usually so adept to lying on the spot.  He could have just been like "I bought her a Pelaton, a great beautiful Pelaton.  She's going to ride it every day and vlog about it.  Nobody knows more about cycle vlogging than me."  

Because (in a perfect world) she would have called him out on the lie.  That's a chink in his armor; he can lie about anything and it's all disregarded as fake news, fake polls, fake whatever.  But a question about a gift for his wife; all he could do is say he got her a card because that was the truth...and she could call him out on it in private for him to suggest otherwise.

I'd say the man has actually purchased few gifts in his life; he's probably had an assistant or one of the kids to go gift shopping for him.

In reality, she received her Christmas gift years ago by getting married to him, having a child here, etc.  And we all know that he is shitty enough to say something along those lines to her if she were to inquire.

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

16 hours ago, tchookem said:

17 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

Lol he didn’t get her a fucking thing 

Other than broken promises and unfulfilled sexual desires?

I don't think she has or ever has had a single sexual desire involving that fat orange motherfucker.  I'm sure she's relieved he can't even find his dick these days, much less use it...

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

3 hours ago, Brandywine said:

Does he ever stop? Can he not say A sentence without bragging on himself? 

And no, he literally can't stop - it's a medical condition...narcissistic personality disorder.  If Hitler came up from the bowels of hell to praise him...he flat out would not be able to denounce Hitler.  That's how narcissistic personality disorder works.  Would you ask a person with a below knee amputation if they seriously can't run?  It's basically the same shit.  But since many of this country's fine citizens were duped or just flat out fucking stupid (both?), we entered that motherfucker into the 100m dash. 

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

42 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Because (in a perfect world) she would have called him out on the lie.  That's a chink in his armor; he can lie about anything and it's all disregarded as fake news, fake polls, fake whatever.  But a question about a gift for his wife; all he could do is say he got her a card because that was the truth...and she could call him out on it in private for him to suggest otherwise.

I'd say the man has actually purchased few gifts in his life; he's probably had an assistant or one of the kids to go gift shopping for him.

In reality, she received her Christmas gift years ago by getting married to him, having a child here, etc.  And we all know that he is shitty enough to say something along those lines to her if she were to inquire.

She doesn't care. She knows who and what he is. She's not calling him out on anything either in public or in private. She never has and never will. 

[Red Five 40862]

Her pet project is online bullying. That would be like Michelle's deal being anti tan suits and spicy mustard. 

[tchookem 3902]

I don't think she has or ever has had a single sexual desire involving that fat orange motherfucker.  I'm sure she's relieved he can't even find his dick these days, much less use it...

I'm sure you're right, my point (which I didn't make clear) was that she hasn't had a single sexual desire fulfilled since she married him.

I'm also sure that once they leave the constant spotlight of the White House, some Secret Service agent, or pool boy, or personal trainer is going to get his dick ridden until it falls off.

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

25 minutes ago, tchookem said:

I'm sure you're right, my point (which I didn't make clear) was that she hasn't had a single sexual desire fulfilled since she married him.

I'm also sure that once they leave the constant spotlight of the White House, some Secret Service agent, or pool boy, or personal trainer is going to get his dick ridden until it falls off.

I just wanted to make fun of him being a fatass that cant find his tiny dick.  

[Brandywine 1316]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Because (in a perfect world) she would have called him out on the lie.  That's a chink in his armor; he can lie about anything and it's all disregarded as fake news, fake polls, fake whatever.  But a question about a gift for his wife; all he could do is say he got her a card because that was the truth...and she could call him out on it in private for him to suggest otherwise.

I'd say the man has actually purchased few gifts in his life; he's probably had an assistant or one of the kids to go gift shopping for him.

In reality, she received her Christmas gift years ago by getting married to him, having a child here, etc.  And we all know that he is shitty enough to say something along those lines to her if she were to inquire.

May have been mentioned, but guaranteed if he or one of his kids bought something for each other they turned in the receipts to the government reimbursement office. They pay for NOTHING!  

[Brandywine 1316]

47 minutes ago, tchookem said:

I'm sure you're right, my point (which I didn't make clear) was that she hasn't had a single sexual desire fulfilled since she married him.

I'm also sure that once they leave the constant spotlight of the White House, some Secret Service agent, or pool boy, or personal trainer is going to get his dick ridden until it falls off.

Or all 3 at the same time. Probably while Trump watches.

[Al Czervik 1229]

16 hours ago, Player said:

 

 

Al approves. 

[David Dennison 18924]

18 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

He has a website to coach his cult on how to alienate their families during the holidays.

And we’re the snowflakes.

Liberal relatives must enjoy how easy all of these arguments are to refute.

[DixonHur 11341]

4 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Liberal relatives must enjoy how easy all of these arguments are to refute.

This.  

I'd give anything for one of my relatives to break these out on me, so I could stump them with trick questions like, "why?" and "how so?"

[4th&Five 41560]

Sounds like he’s having a great Christmas!

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20444]

11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Sounds like he’s having a great Christmas!

 

 

Dementia.  We're being subjected daily to the daily ravings of a man suffering from dementia. 

[atomheartbevo 89735]

I didn't think he could go the entirety of Christmas Day without losing his shit and bitching about everybody else.

[F250 28785]

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Dementia.  We're being subjected daily to the daily ravings of a man suffering from dementia. 

It's how our system works. Shit, age is the only thing that prevents America from electing Daniel Figurelli as President.

[FondrenRoad 4378]

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Dementia.  We're being subjected daily to the daily ravings of a man suffering from dementia. 

Is it dementia though?  The primary symptom of dementia is memory loss. I haven't seen any evidence of that. In fact, he clearly fixates on memories that occurred at various points in his life from childhood to today. He could probably rattle off every perceived slight against him since his inauguration and also rattle off every perceived bullshit thing he believed Obama did before that.  Could he tell you the last time he ate dinner with Melania?  Probably not because he doesn't give a fuck about that. 

What he has is the most severe case of narcissistic personality disorder ever coupled with ADHD.  What you think is dementia is really just low intelligence. It also isn't something that occurred recently.  The only real difference is that people call him out now.  The fake friends that used him in NY would have never done that.  Really, it should be telling that he has zero real friends. He was enabled and used his whole life. I'd probably feel sorry for the child DJT if the resulting adult wasn't such an overwhelmingly shitty person. 

When shit was bad for Kavanaugh, spooge and shitstain, or whatever their nicknames were, came out to protect him. They were actually his friends. Trump never had a friend like that because Trump has never been a person with friends. 

[Jack Straw 2954]

On 12/25/2019 at 4:14 AM, Bookman said:

If that’s what they’re thinking they voted for, then they’re very stupid people.

Well, yes. 

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

5 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

Is it dementia though?  The primary symptom of dementia is memory loss. I haven't seen any evidence of that. In fact, he clearly fixates on memories that occurred at various points in his life from childhood to today. He could probably rattle off every perceived slight against him since his inauguration and also rattle off every perceived bullshit thing he believed Obama did before that.  Could he tell you the last time he ate dinner with Melania?  Probably not because he doesn't give a fuck about that. 

What he has is the most severe case of narcissistic personality disorder ever coupled with ADHD.  What you think is dementia is really just low intelligence. It also isn't something that occurred recently.  The only real difference is that people call him out now.  The fake friends that used him in NY would have never done that.  Really, it should be telling that he has zero real friends. He was enabled and used his whole life. I'd probably feel sorry for the child DJT if the resulting adult wasn't such an overwhelmingly shitty person. 

When shit was bad for Kavanaugh, spooge and shitstain, or whatever their nicknames were, came out to protect him. They were actually his friends. Trump never had a friend like that because Trump has never been a person with friends. 

Well, he did use the "I don't recall" defense pretty liberally in his responses to Mueller's questions. Other than that he likes to claim he has a great memory. The best memory. 

You have to be a friend in order to have friends. Trump is nobody's friend. He cares only about himself. He's a user. He demands loyalty from everyone else but is loyal to no one and he'll throw anyone under the bus as soon as their usefulness has expired. He can't make real friends so he just attracts other users. 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Trump is nobody's friend

If Trump were an ice cream flavor, he’d be Pralines and Dick. 

Edited December 26, 2019 by Biff Tannen

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

If Trump were an ice cream flavor, he’d be Pralines and Dick. 

Or maybe Cheeto and Borscht. 

[Planet Houston 4930]

Hemlock and Polonium 

[hookemATL 11778]

Impeaches and Cream

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

33 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Impeaches and Cream

[4th&Five 41560]

Who could have ever predicted this????

 

[Tuco 5076]

38 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Who could have ever predicted this????

 

Well, here's a thought: stop doing illegal shit.  I should be a Presidential adviser. 

[tx 3 putt 77100]

36 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Well, here's a thought: stop doing illegal shit.  I should be a Presidential adviser. 

Ding Ding Ding 

[Aqua Buddha 14598]

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Who could have ever predicted this????

 

Yeah, being president would be much easier if you didn't have to deal with Congress.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33875]

 

[4th&Five 41560]

if he wins re-election we'll definitely get to see him shit his pants in public.  so at least we have that to look forward to.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33875]

I'm just waiting on the f-bomb filled, n-word laced tirade he'll go on when he loses.

[tx 3 putt 77100]

12 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'm just waiting on the f-bomb filled, n-word laced tirade he'll go on when he loses.

He’ll be blaming 50mil illegals, illegally voting 

[RPM 26323]

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

if he wins re-election we'll definitely get to see him shit his pants in public.  so at least we have that to look forward to.

We already have at last years 4th of July speech.

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’ll be blaming 50mil illegals, illegally voting 

Trump:  "Illegal immigrants stole the election, voter fraud.  Very fraudulent, I read about it very much.  Nobody knows more about election fraud than me.  Wait, I mean.  Shit.  I had something for this."  

Mr. President, either they're sending their worst murders, rapists, and gang members.  Or they're sending a bunch of Anthony Michael Hall nerds from "The Breakfast Club" to vote illegally. 

Judd, "Paco, why do you have a fake I.D.?"

"So I can vote."  

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’ll be blaming 50mil illegals, illegally voting 

I'm half expecting him to have the voting machines hacked into to change the votes in his favor but instead of just being happy with the win he will force the hackers to make it something like 90% of all voters voted for him or he wins all 50 states in the greatest landslide ever.

[tx 3 putt 77100]

3 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I'm half expecting him to have the voting machines hacked into to change the votes in his favor

If by him, you mean the Russians - then you’re correct 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

If by him, you mean the Russians - then you’re correct 

Maybe I mean Trump asking Putin to do it and Putin laughingly playing along knowing it would cause the US to blow up if half the country thought the election was fixed.  The other half would just be happy their team won.

[Eskimohorn 5635]

If by him, you mean the Russians - then you’re correct 

And if you meant, did in the past, at least attempt to hack, and someone’s in prison for exposing this classified material, then you’re correct.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33875]

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

tapioca brain:

 

[atomheartbevo 89735]

8 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Impeaches and Cream

[Aqua Buddha 14598]

5 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'm just waiting on the f-bomb filled, n-word laced tirade he'll go on when he loses.

Evangelicals will find a way to explain that away.

[4th&Five 41560]

They cut him out in 2014. 

Edited December 27, 2019 by 4th&Five

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

37 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Evangelicals will find a way to explain that away.

He talks just like we do when we think no one can hear us.  

[Goredho 17409]

10 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Who could have ever predicted this????

 

The democrats are doing something, they are impeaching a criminal perverter of the American political system. A Do Nothing Congress is what the GOP trotted out your first two years, jackass.

[tx 3 putt 77100]

Trump’s first two years he had a R house and senate, they did jack shit except give out a tax cut to corporations and screw over the working man as much as possible. 
 

they also did an impressive job of growing the deficit 

[tx 3 putt 77100]

Great article about dairy farmers getting just absolutely slaughtered. Very sad the couple in this article still toeing the party line. Great job showing those Chinese who’s boss while your family is going hungry. 4 more years of trump is going to put them on the street.

if you don’t have enough money to feed your family And keep the lights on, the wife and oldest son need to go get a full time job. Very simple path to some relief.

also fuck trump for cutting back on SNAP. Snap should 100% help families like this. 
 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/in-trump-country-a-season-of-need-on-family-farms/2019/12/26/fcb71262-2377-11ea-86f3-3b5019d451db_story.html?outputType=amp

[YChang 3455]

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Great article about dairy farmers getting just absolutely slaughtered. Very sad the couple in this article still toeing the party line. Great job showing those Chinese who’s boss while your family is going hungry. 4 more years of trump is going to put them on the street.

if you don’t have enough money to feed your family And keep the lights on, the wife and oldest son need to go get a full time job. Very simple path to some relief.

also fuck trump for cutting back on SNAP. Snap should 100% help families like this. 
 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/in-trump-country-a-season-of-need-on-family-farms/2019/12/26/fcb71262-2377-11ea-86f3-3b5019d451db_story.html?outputType=amp

“I know a lot of people don’t like it but, you know, this was going to have to happen in order to make U.S. products become more competitive,” said Andy. “It’s going to hurt for a while.”

How much of the back and forth negotiations and progress made by this admin with China is just fixing self inflicted damages to begin with? Wonder what this guy’s opinion will be when he discovers the possibility of the market for U.S. milk in China isn’t as great as it was before. It’s not like other countries were sitting still while this admin both burns their industry down while trying to fix it at the same time.