Donald Trump 2019

[Bookman 4610]

It's 2019 and Donald Trump is still a piece of shit.

[Goredho 17348]

It’s 2019, bitches.  The year Trump leaves office in shame.  Someone needs to throw Mueller’s face into this gif.

[Guest]

9 hours ago, Anastasis said:

 

Put him, mcconnell, pelosi, and hillary in a no holds barred cage match on PPV and we can can retire the debt. 

The alleged ladies are taking that match easy.

[NBMisha 224]

I think the term you're looking for is "so called ladies".  Arafat perfected that construction.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

[Goredho 17348]

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

The alleged ladies are taking that match easy.

Nah, Hilary would be about to finish off Trump when McConnel would fake a heart attack, distracting Hilary and the ref.  Trump would then blow some shit in Hillary’s eyes and put her in the Pussy Claw. The ref would turn around, revealing himself to be Brett Kavanaugh, and call the match for Trump by submission even though Hilary had successfully countered with the Stone Cold Vaginal Stunner.

[Guest]

The Pussy Claw...how could I forget.  LOLz.

 

Of course your analysis is risky in  assuming she has one...

[Mo Horn 8807]

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

And we're off and running for the year. 

[Goredho 17348]

1 minute ago, slorch said:

The Pussy Claw...how could I forget.  LOLz.

 

Of course your analysis is risky in  assuming she has one...

I’ll let you be the one to answer the question definitively.

[Guest]

[Captainant 27463]

21 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

"Just calm down and enjoy the ride"

...

Anyone else getting a rapey vibe from that?

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

7 hours ago, TornACL said:

Here's to this being the last year we have to start one of these threads. 

Hopefully the next thread is "The Official 2020 Trump Destination Thread" where we discuss which prison each family member will end up in.

[HenryJames 65890]

[GhostOfTomJoad 9307]

13 minutes ago, Captainant said:

"Just calm down and enjoy the ride"

...

Anyone else getting a rapey vibe from that?

Straight from the Clayton Williams' book of inspirational quotes.

[Chad Fuck 17566]

I couldn’t even get up and make a cup of covfefe this morning before the Dotard went and tweeted multiple stupid things.

Got a feeling things are going to be interesting this year.

[Francisco 2.0 32341]

11 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Straight from the Clayton Williams' book of inspirational quotes.

I was about to post something like "this message endorsed by Clayton Williams" but you beat me.  

 

 

 

[Francisco 2.0 32341]

 

[CooterBrown 17911]

Got a feeling things are going to be interesting this year.

America will go out with a bang.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

[HenryJames 65890]

 

[atomheartbevo 89447]

Former US Marine (served in Iraq ) was arrested on espionage charges in Russia while attending a buddy’s wedding (buddy also a former Marine).  

Wonder how long Trump will be told by Putin to look the other way. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Former US Marine (served in Iraq ) was arrested on espionage charges in Russia while attending a buddy’s wedding (buddy also a former Marine).  

Wonder how long Trump will be told by Putin to look the other way. 

Lol, our government will pretend it never happened.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13414]

It’s no surprise but this wall issue really will bring down the US.

[DDD Dad 14251]

I’m here for the gangbang

[atomheartbevo 89447]

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13414]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Can't we deport this guy back to Hungary?

[Blotto 23434]

Shoulda named this thread "Trump 2019 - Walls and Wheels"

[BrickHorn 18194]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

What’s that thing that always gets fired?  A horse?  No.  A banana?  No, that’s not right either.  Oh right, a dog!  Dogs are always getting fired!  

[Red Five 40664]

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

And a happy new year to you too mr. "president"! 

Still doesn't know what a dog is. 

[mdmost 42865]

The resolution he made not to be an asshole this year didn’t last very long

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

"General" McChrystal 

Apparently Trump is going to attack current/former American military leaders all year if they criticize him for being a moron.

[DDD Dad 14251]

"General" McChrystal 
Apparently Trump is going to attack current/former American military leaders all year if they criticize him for being a moron.

I believe the correct term is “fucking moron.” /tillerson

[Lurch 5921]

The resolution he made not to be an asshole this year didn’t last very long

No, no. Starting TOMORROW. Today, as a holiday, is a cheat day.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

 

Can we impeach him already? I'll take the shoes salesman down the street over Trump. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13414]

SIAP and discussed, but Trump's new deal with Mexico will most likely not get ratified by the Senate.    

[Francisco 2.0 32341]

 

[Whitman 694]

43 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Can't we deport this guy back to Hungary?

Did he come here illegally or overstay his visa?

[TexArcher 37518]

Merry New Year and fuck Donald Trump.

[David Dennison 18658]

47 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

We still don't like him, you dumb cunt.

That doesn't mean he's wrong about Donald Trump.

[Francisco 2.0 32341]

4 minutes ago, Whitman said:

Did he come here illegally or overstay his visa?

Skin is the correct color so he can stay as long as he wants, doesn't need papers, probably give him a SS card next week, etc.

[triplehorn 2664]

Exposure of malfeasance and corruption forthcoming ? 

It's like being the Dir CIA through 1/20/17 means he knows something.

[Anastasis 23395]

"Dr." Sebastian Gorka. 

[David Dennison 18658]

58 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Can't we deport this guy back to Hungary?

Sadly, he's an American citizen.

[Anastasis 23395]

Just now, triplehorn said:

It's like being the Dir CIA through 1/20/17 means he knows something.

I'll take "Wiping Your Ass with the Constitution for $1000 Alex". 

[Brisketexan 104622]

 

I’m a fan of how he starts off the new year 1) shitting all over highly decorated veterans, and 2) praising fascists with 8th grade intellects. Seems....perfect.

[jimmyjazz 45558]

58 minutes ago, Red Five said:

And a happy new year to you too mr. "president"! 

Still doesn't know what a dog is. 

It's like a coyote.

[Anastasis 23395]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's like a coyote.

Edited January 1, 2019 by Anastasis

[Biff Tannen 45495]

The fuck is that.

[Anastasis 23395]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

The fuck is that.

 

Former Governor and Presidential candidate MC RP Beat Nazty. 

[TornACL 7676]

I always enjoy Trump's book reviews, of anything published by any of his army of sycophants. 

He hasn't read any of them, of course, but they're all great books. Enjoy!