Donald Trump 2019

[DigglerontheHoof 21209]

Fascist piece of shit

[4th&Five 41573]

Not at all what he said. 

 

[DDD Dad 14346]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Not at all what he said. 

 

If only someone had recorded his comments so we could compare them.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Not at all what he said. 

 

 

Awesome, we lost Mattis and the Kurds over this man's gross incompetence. 

So much winning for Putin. 

[Aqua Buddha 14600]

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

It's like how the Pray the Gay Away crowd all turn out to be gay.

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[yaqdum 182]

6 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

It's like how the Pray the Gay Away crowd all turn out to be gay.

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i remember ages ago being counseled to be careful around the guy who complains too much about the gays.

[jimmyjazz 46009]

4 hours ago, Bookman said:

Yes Republicans are going to blame Democrats for the shutdown, 100%. It doesn't matter that Trump took the blame for the shutdown.

They already are.  It's Chuck Schumer's fault.  Standard talking point, came out in the newsletter days ago.

[jimmyjazz 46009]

41 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Not at all what he said. 

 

Why are we continuing to fight a terrorist group that we already defeated?  Seems counterproductive, but hell, I'm not Commander in Chief.  I'll defer.

[Asithappens 974]

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Why are we continuing to fight a terrorist group that we already defeated? 

Because the GOP won't be defeated until the next election.

[Burt 4089]

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

"Many have become crazed lunatics who have given up on the TRUTH!..."

I couldn't agree with his last sentence more!

[Jack Straw 2954]

41 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

They already are.  It's Chuck Schumer's fault.  Standard talking point, came out in the newsletter days ago.

And it will work.   Anyone who voted R in 2018 can be counted on to accept this frivolous argument.  

[Pescado_Rojo 19427]

55 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Why are we continuing to fight a terrorist group that we already defeated?  Seems counterproductive, but hell, I'm not Commander in Chief.  I'll defer.

Because Lockheed, General Dynamics, and Boeing have told him he's mistaken...we have not defeated Isis, and here is your invoice for another 10,000 JDAMs.

[Mo Horn 8853]

No doubt he will be at his Dotard best. Should be entertaining. 

[4th&Five 41573]

He’ll meet with only the people they can find that will confirm what he already believes in his mushy brain.

 

[Jive Turkey 12638]

12 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

No doubt he will be at his Dotard best. Should be entertaining. 

 

Edited January 7, 2019 by Jive Turkey

[Pescado_Rojo 19427]

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21209]

I would love for a group of S Texas ranchers to put together an adjacent presser to repudiate every stupid claim he makes. 

[heso 2813]

It’s a shame it will no doubt be him reading a script rather than nonsensical ranting about whatever rolls into his brain. 

[lemonlime 5503]

I'm sure he'll reads from a script in his drugged, I'm reading from a script voice, while constantly sniffing.

[Chrispy 132]

Sounds like he’s going to declare a state of emergency and build the wall, is that correct? 

[Gooby 640]

With all the hoards streaming across unfettered, will there be an area unpopulated enough to land AF1?

 

I mean...I've heard it's just a mass of people....

[4th&Five 41573]

The networks shouldn’t even carry this shit. 

Edited January 7, 2019 by 4th&Five

[Foosters 17860]

2 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Sounds like he’s going to declare a state of emergency and build the wall, announce he's going to build a wall triggering a court battle, is that correct? 

 

[Hank Kingsley 21001]

Abuse of power to OWN the libz #MAGA

 

 

[Homercles 10206]

No doubt he will be at his Dotard best. Should be entertaining. 

“Humanitarian crisis we mostly created”

[hayden_horn 11365]

8 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Abuse of power to OWN the libz #MAGA

 

 

and here is the crux of it. that's all it is about for trump supporters. i know it has become a meme, but it's fucking true. these people do not support policies that are good for the countr. they support policies, regardless of personal morality, that are aimed at taking it to those evil liberals. 

it's like the uncanny valley, except with real people.

[suddenly shaggy 929]

8 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Sounds like he’s going to declare a state of emergency and build the wall, announce he's going to build a wall triggering a court battle, is that correct? 

Then, if he wins the court battle, he'll then use executive power to confiscate land from private landowners and put government property on it. 

The GOP is run by nihilists, they believe in nothing dude. 

[Chrispy 132]

8 minutes ago, Foosters said:

 

Gotcha, seems very similar to the travel ban. I would assume Trump ultimately wins, but it could take many months. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Stephen Miller special speech 

[Upgrayedd 5818]

I’d watch a version with fact-checking pop ups  that are in real time.

[DDD Dad 14346]

I hear that Hugo Boss is designing a special new outfit for him as well as ICE that he will be unveiling.

[lemonlime 5503]

There isn't enough alcohol in the world for me to listen to dotard's voice (and sniffing) for more than a few seconds.  I'll need some running updates here.

[4th&Five 41573]

 

[Chrispy 132]

They’re going to air him, who are they kidding?

[lemonlime 5503]

They need to put him on delay.  Let him give the speech and then report it later, with fact checking.  

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

[BrickHorn 18261]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

They should air him, but add an 80s-style sitcom laugh track and wacky sound effects.  

[mdmost 43014]

Stop giving him a platform to spread his bullshit. At some point it would be nice for the media to actually figure out how big of accomplices they are in all this.

[4th&Five 41573]

2 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

They’re going to air him, who are they kidding?

They didn’t air Obama in ‘14 because they thought the speech would be overtly political. 

[lemonlime 5503]

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

What bullshit.  he'll call every network partisan no matter what they do.  They're supposed to be news, not presidential propaganda.  Fuck that noise.

[Chad Fuck 17713]

56 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I would love for a group of S Texas ranchers to put together an adjacent presser to repudiate every stupid claim he makes. 

This would be bad ass and I would take off work and pay admission to see it.  

[4th&Five 41573]

Totally agree. It’s just like these “negotiations.” Nothing he does is in good faith so fuck him. Don’t give him anything. 

[Hank Kingsley 21001]

Let Fox broadcast it live, then all other networks air a "recap" an hour later that documents every lie. 

 

[bad_teammate 13221]

11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

It's amazing that we think execs deserve hundreds of millions of dollars in pay and golden parachutes when they are too dumb to figure out the concept of a delay with commentary.

[G650 14273]

42 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

The networks shouldn’t even carry this shit. 

This is my first thought.

[Amos Moses 795]

16 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

They should air him, but add an 80s-style sitcom laugh track and wacky sound effects.  

I was thinking a re-creation of “pop up video” would work nicely.

[triplehorn 2664]

what a piece of shit

 

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

22 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

They should air him, but add an 80s-style sitcom laugh track and wacky sound effects.  

Better yet, just have Univision and Telemundo pick it up, and the other networks re-broadcast their spanish version.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

23 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

They should air him, but add an 80s-style sitcom laugh track and wacky sound effects.  

DP.  Like your mom.

Edited January 7, 2019 by Judge Roybeanbag

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

Just now, Amos Moses said:

I was thinking a re-creation of “pop up video” would work nicely.

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"The Wall ended up Pink Floyd's highest selling album"

 

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"Evil Knieval famously jumped the Snake River in 1975."

 

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"Steve Miller is also known as 'The Joker'"

 

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"Lock Up is one of Sly's least profitable movies."