Donald Trump 2019

[4th&Five 41914]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Maybe putting out our military strategy on twitter isn’t such a good idea. 

[4th&Five 41914]

I think he would know, libtard. He’s smarter than the Generals!

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Message Board User 12405]

 

[Message Board User 12405]

 

[Brisketexan 106698]

 

Number of times Donnie two scoops has taken responsibility for anything in his life remains “ZERO.”

[Continental Op 3934]

4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

GUYS!!!!

The Mooch is going to be on the new season of “Celebrity Big Brother”!

I cannot wait to hear all the shit he’s going to spew.

Omarosa dropped a few choice bits last year but I have a feeling The Mooch is going to be a veritable fount of amazing stories about this clown show of an administration.

Wasn't The Mooch only there for like an hour and a half though? 

[Mdhorn 6153]

8 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

Why you dumb sob when you haven't picked up the DACA torch and are still detaining Latinos?  

Edited January 13, 2019 by Mdhorn

[brown water 3787]

44 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

So the weather outside is delightful 

but the guy inside is frightful 

and since the government's closed

let it snow let it snow let it snow 

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

So much winning.....

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Wasn't The Mooch only there for like an hour and a half though? 

Long enough to tell us Steve Bannon likes to suck his own dick.

Just imagine the stories we’ll get from 24/7 live internet feeds.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

The Mooch is a POS 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13713]

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

Very pathetic if the president and chief of staff aren’t on the same page.  

[Degenerate Gardner 4135]

1 hour ago, Continental Op said:

Wasn't The Mooch only there for like an hour and a half though? 

It's a tragedy he's not still at the White House. That man knows what to do with a pile of snow.

[SmokeyTheBear 5569]

5 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Very pathetic if the president and chief of staff aren’t on the same page.  

I'm sure there is a tweet for that somewhere

[Mo Horn 8933]

34 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

I'm sure there is a tweet for that somewhere

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

White House aides expressed regret that the president did not more clearly and forcefully deny being a Russian agent when asked by the usually friendly Fox News host, according to three White House aides and Republicans close to the White House. The three spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss private conversations.

https://apnews.com/f246dec6e3f7402cb0fc6d6c420e442c

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[TornACL 7792]

Always an interesting tell when Trump or his legion of idiots use the phrase "they've found nothing" to describe these investigations. 

[UpperWestside 6263]

9 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

It's weird, I went to a panaderia in Texas last night and I didn't get raped or murdered. I must be lucky as hell.

Glad you made it out alive. The tacquerias are rumored to be the most violent places to go to, but it's in the panaderias where the real action is.

Edited January 14, 2019 by UpperWestside

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Oh man.  

Look out for the Warren backslap 

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Somebody's mad.

[GSU&UT 1799]

He needs just go ahead and drop a C and N bomb on twitter at this point. What else is left?

[Continental Op 3934]

36 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Oh man.  

Look out for the Warren backslap 

Wait... Did this happen like 3 weeks ago?  Why is he tweeting about it now?  

Spoiler

Yes, I know... To distract us from investigation stuff.  It just seems weird he'd go back to this. 

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

He really is one more Felony Friday from just dropping an N-bomb on Twitter at this point.

Archie Trumper needs a roundhouse kick to his puffy face.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Agent Orange appears to be Trump’s new twitter nickname 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[HenryJames 67137]

55 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Oh man.  

Look out for the Warren backslap 

Wow.

[tchookem 3967]

Oh man.  

Look out for the Warren backslap 

Aaaand, it's gone.

Edit: Maybe it isn't. Still seems to be on twitter, link no workie.

[Celery Man 21078]

He talks like we do.

[TexArcher 38854]

4 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

A tweet with detail and the word “Caliphate” tells me Trump had zero to do with writing it

Yeah, the fact that it's not spelled "Kalafate" gives it away.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Well, Trump has never been around a woman who appreciated him for anything other than his money and ability to get them a green card, so it’s easy to see how a woman who genuinely cares for her husband would confuse him.

Want to really blow his feeble mind?

Tell him some women actually voluntarily have sex FOR FREE and without requiring a NDA.

[ChiTownDoc 21326]

5 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Well, Trump has never been around a woman who appreciated him for anything other than his money and ability to get them a green card, so it’s easy to see how a woman who genuinely cares for her husband would confuse him.

Want to really blow his feeble mind?

Tell him some women actually voluntarily have sex FOR FREE and without requiring a NDA.

Those are the real whores.  

[Keef 855]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Oh man.  

Look out for the Warren backslap 

My brother in law sent me this tweet and I thought it was a joke.  I thought the same thing when I heard he told the 7 year old there's no Santa Claus.  

[Celery Man 21078]

good time to read this story

 

[atomheartbevo 90571]

5 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

[Mo Horn 8933]

56 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Sounds like a confession of a husband who's never "there" for his wife. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13620]

33 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

 

 

Haw Haw! Suck it, Michigan!

[Jhawkmvp 1514]

23 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

It’s the pee video. It always has been. 

No weak stream! No weak stream! You have the weak stream!

[shnsajax 3606]

The Mooch is a POS 

True, but I bet he likes to get drunk and run his mouth.


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[UpperWestside 6263]

When I see those tweets by Trump directed at Senator Warren I want to know why we don't assume he is either hopped up on Xanax or just drunk. I have never bought his bullshit declaration that he doesn't drink.

I remember him standing in, the Rose Garden perhaps, saying "can you imagine if I drank?" I don't need to imagine it with tweets like tonight. Just own that you are tweeting in a drunken rage. 

[atomheartbevo 90571]

2 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

When I see those tweets by Trump directed at Senator Warren I want to know why we don't assume he is either hopped up on Xanax or just drunk. I have never bought his bullshit declaration that he doesn't drink.

I remember him standing in, the Rose Garden perhaps, saying "can you imagine if I drank?" I don't need to imagine it with tweets like tonight. Just own that you are tweeting in a drunken rage. 

I still think Warren is a stalking horse for the Dems in general, and tweets like that prove it.  She occupies enough space in his head, that it keeps him from noticing other potential Dem candidates.

[UpperWestside 6263]

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I still think Warren is a stalking horse for the Dems in general, and tweets like that prove it.  She occupies enough space in his head, that it keeps him from noticing other potential Dem candidates.

I am fine with that being the case. I honestly don't think she will be the nominee. It is still extremely early, but I would put money on Beto once he announces and Senator Harris being a close second.

[Gatorubet 30643]

11 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

When I see those tweets by Trump directed at Senator Warren I want to know why we don't assume he is either hopped up on Xanax or just drunk. I have never bought his bullshit declaration that he doesn't drink.

I remember him standing in, the Rose Garden perhaps, saying "can you imagine if I drank?" I don't need to imagine it with tweets like tonight. Just own that you are tweeting in a drunken rage. 

They say he likes to snort Adderall

[UpperWestside 6263]

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

They say he likes to snort Adderall

I have read that and I would not be shocked if he has in the past. I think right now he is drunk tweeting though.

[4th&Five 41914]

Modern day presidential. 

 

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It's a shame some such husbands might be out raw-dogging porn stars right after their son is born. #MAGA

[elfenix 34666]

1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

good time to read this story

 

now i know why he's cuddling up to kim jong un, he needs advice:

http://mynorthkorea.blogspot.com/2013/02/a-caged-population.html

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13620]

27 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Modern day presidential. 

 

The spastic knee-jerk to make sure your spouse isn't about to stab you in the back and claim sole ownership of the residence sounds exhausting.