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  • GHOSTUSER
    GHOSTUSER

    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

  • Francisco 2.0
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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Imagine going to someone's house for a dinner party and they serve up room temp Big Macs and soggy fries...


Burger King has a strong Twitter troll game.

One good result of this clown show administration is that it’s definitely raised the overall wit and humor on Twitter.

At least on the anti-Trump side.

The Trumpublicans/Boomers are still painfully unfunny.

Just now, Bama Chick said:

Burger King has a strong Twitter troll game.

One good result of this clown show administration is that it’s definitely raised the overall wit and humor on Twitter.

At least on the anti-Trump side.

The Trumpublicans/Boomers are still painfully unfunny.

Yeah, that's something that gets me time and again.  Set aside how you feel about their particular political ideologies.  The anti-Trump side is quick-witted, and often damned funny.  When the Trumpers try to be funny, it almost always falls flat, like a joke told by that one socially awkward dude we all knew in high school/college.  

Patton Oswalt is a good example.  The guy has a razor-sharp wit.  He's smart as hell, and really funny.  There is NO counterpart on the pro-Trump side.  They're just sad.

The humor movement behind Trump, and the one that likely handed him the presidency, is teenagers on 4chan and Reddit making memes.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

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HAMBERDERS!

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Currently going viral on Twitter. People actually believe this shit. This is what we're up against. 

 

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Currently going viral on Twitter. People actually believe this shit. This is what we're up against. 

 

LOL

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The White House sought to pull the meeting together at the last minute, according to one Democratic aide, who said invitations went out to various members Monday afternoon and evening.

Sanders said Trump instead would have “a working lunch with House Republicans to solve the border crisis and reopen the government.” Nine Republicans have confirmed they would attend.

Anyone up for some day old burgers?

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

“Cloyd?”

Cletus fancy now, huh?

1 hour ago, UncleCharlie said:

Peak Idiocracy.

Oh, we haven't peaked yet.  Not by a long shot.

10 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

“Cloyd?”

Stop feigning surprise.  You knew damned well that Tweet could only come from three people:

1.)  Cloyd Rivers

2.)  Gardo Gardockery

3.)  Lewb Moistbottom

This one happened to be from Cloyd.  Big deal.

IT WAS FUCKING CLEMSON FROM SOUTH CAROLINA and he didn't even serve Chick-Fil-A or Bojangles.

Fucking really, bro?

3 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

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Some people are missing the subtle touch up to honest Abe, which really ties the piece together.

Wait wait wait. Are you telling me that an 18 year old white football player from Northern Georgia didn't have bad things to say about Donald Trump and didn't demand to be served fois gras with just the exact amount of garvage? Color me shocked.

I swear to god, when I looked at the pic of Donald fucking Trump in the White House surrounded by hamburgers, in front of Lincoln’s portrait..... the theme to Man in the High Castle got stuck in my head.

17 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

 

Kushner has always been the Chief of Staff... from the beginning 

2 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

The humor movement behind Trump, and the one that likely handed him the presidency, is teenagers on 4chan and Reddit making memes.

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5 hours ago, SameSame said:

1000 hamberders would mean each person had 8 or so hamberders each.

That did not fucking happen.  He's such an insecure bitch he has to lie about something that dumb.  

Maybe 4 hamburgers constitute one hamberder.   Did you think of that, smart guy?  

5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Maybe 4 hamburgers constitute one hamberder.   Did you think of that, smart guy?  

4 hamburgers is a hambender, which is what Huckabeef and Trump have both been on.

19 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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That's Trump crossing the River Cloyd.

34 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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Is that Slingblade on the right?

4 hours ago, Player said:

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This is the moment when Donald J. Trump became President. 

A THOUSAND HAMBERDERS OF LIGHT!

You know this stupid son of a bitch insisted on arranging the burgers himself.  I'm sure the staff looked on in shock as it's literally the only 'work' he's done since he set foot in that house.  What an asshole. 

MMMMMMMHHHHHHMMMMMM.  Right next to them fried taters.  Mmmmm.

2 hours ago, UncleCharlie said:

Peak Idiocracy.

Don't say that, don't even think it!  

 

Unless Trump provided the junk food, Pence provided the "Full Release"

Spoiler

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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It's good, but they should have gone with "Hamdidler"

10 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

What is Dennis Miller up to in the Trump Presidency?  With a better understanding of the Fox News audience’s comedic taste, has he put away the thesaurus, ditched the obscure metaphors, and reinvented himself as the star of “Ow, my balls!”?  Or maybe he’s bought Carrot Top’s old props, or gotten really good at making fart noises. 

You should check out his feed. The question becomes: was he ever funny? I used to think so, but was it always this bad?

 

 

4 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The question becomes: was he ever funny? I used to think so, but was it always this bad?

Go back and watch some of those Weekend Updates on SNL that everyone thought were so funny at the time. 

They’re terrible in retrospect.  

He was always that bad. 

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2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

You should check out his feed. The question becomes: was he ever funny? I used to think so, but was it always this bad?

 

 

imagine a world wher he was a monday night football commentator.

6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Go back and watch some of those Weekend Updates on SNL that everyone thought were so funny at the time. 

They’re terrible in retrospect.  

He was always that bad. 

Never thought he was funny.  On SNL, Miller was just meh.  Nealon was a big improvemen, and then Norm took it to another level.  Just like a snake!

Loved his hbo show when I was a kid. Watched a few on prime or hbogo a year ago and it didn't really hold up. Wasn't terrible though. 

7 hours ago, Goredho said:

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A day later and I still can’t get over this pic.  Brisket nailed it already, but it is a perfect encapsulation of our times and should be a defining image of Trump’s fast-food Presidency.  The huckster offers America his Faustian bargain: a delicious meal: all we can eat and it will cost us nothing. In reality, it is unsubstantive, poisonous and will kill us if we consume too much.  Fuck it, we feast anyway.   Meanwhile, honest Abe looks down in contemplative judgment.  Judging not so much the huckster but *us* and the decision we have made.  Fucking brilliant.  Should win a Pulitzer Prize.  

 

I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a President today!

16 hours ago, Celery Man said:

 

Fuck me I'm crying.

The big winner is chickfila. They've been mentioned many times that's who the president shouldve had cater which makes the rest of us crave it after seeing the name of chickfila

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