Donald Trump 2019

[David Dennison 18647]

He was riffing. It was classic dumb Donald.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

[retread 2951]

But do they grab 'em by the p?

[F250 28679]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Tax the population to the point of starvation. When they come for your head, publicly hang your second in command for making the people suffer and say he was behind it the entire time.

 

[HenryJames 65886]

 

[RPM 26212]

17 minutes ago, retread said:

But do they grab 'em by the p?

Carry them 2 at a time that way.

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

"See, everyone is willing to pitch in to survive the problems I'm causing.  Warms my heart"

[JimmyJames 12271]

Classic narcissist behavior. Create a shitstorm then complain repeatedly until others try to clean up the shitstorm you yourself created. 

Mommy didn’t give attention. 

[mdmost 42841]

Yeah, plenty of grocery stores just love giving out free food. Oh wait, those are called food banks or food pantries. 

[JimmyJames 12271]

Plus old age and senility don’t help matters. 

[Nolacycling 893]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Eventually, they will have to make a blood sacrifice to the political gods.

 

We’re not there yet but the ball is rolling.

It’s the oldest Machiavellian trick in the book.

Tax the population to the point of starvation. When they come for your head, publicly hang your second in command for making the people suffer and say he was behind it the entire time.

The people rejoice.

I wonder who they will throw over the bus...

Comrade Snowball is a spy 

[RPM 26212]

11 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Plus old age and senility don’t help matters. 

Mix in tertiary syphilis and you've got a bingo.

[JimmyJames 12271]

2 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

Comrade Snowball is a spy 

Private snowball! You’re fired! Private joker is the new platoon leader.

Private joker may be ignorant but he’s got guts and sometime guts is enough. 

[JimmyJames 12271]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Mix in tertiary syphilis and you've got a bingo.

Yep. It’s a toxic mix of all sorts of mental illness. And he’s our president. Hopefully the universe can withstand this chaos and instability and doesn’t collapse upon itself. 

[F250 28679]

32 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Trump with the old "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" explanation.

[retread 2951]

He writes his own medical evaluations. I'm sure he's telling us the truth.

[GreenspointTexas 9559]

Welp, looks like hes gonna declare an emergency

[jimmyjazz 45546]

I called, my H-E-B is open so I'm going to go get some free food.  I'll let y'all know how long the lines are in a bit.

['stache 21753]

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I called, my H-E-B is open so I'm going to go get some free food.  I'll let y'all know how long the lines are in a bit.

Don't forget your birth certificate.

[SameSame 1692]

Yeah you old lying senile bastard,  wait until people miss 2 or 3 house payments in a row, then we'll see how much their bank or landlord will bend over and "work along".

Work along, what the fuck does that even mean.  BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY!

[CO Horn 154]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Just go talk to George at Building and Loan and everything will be ok. Simple as that. 

[BrickHorn 18186]

41 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Welp, looks like hes gonna declare an emergency

Why wouldn’t he?  The Border Crisis is the most dangerous fake emergency America has seen since the Bowling Green Massacre.

[4th&Five 41457]

Lulz. I’ve been going to the same HEB for 11 years and nobody knows who I am besides the beer lady. “Work a loan.” His brain is mush. 

[DigDug 1649]

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Lulz. I’ve been going to the same HEB for 11 years and nobody knows who I am besides the beer lady. “Work a loan.” His brain is mush. 

Oh he was saying " work a loan".  Still doesn't make any sense.

He may not be aware, but most people actually have to pay those back.

Edited January 25, 2019 by DigDug

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

The moron in chief

[Native Horn 3486]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Trump with the old "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger  today" explanation.

Hamberder

[BrickHorn 18186]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

He talks just like us!

[Constant 6722]

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 

I mean.....

 

Where can I find one of these ‘work alongs’? They sound great. 

 

Edit: I quoted the wrong video. A work along at the grocery store should fix it for me. 

Edited January 25, 2019 by Constant

[Upgrayedd 5804]

5 hours ago, longhorndude said:

Flying out to Vegas for a guys trip in a week and a half. I’m gonna be really pissed if my plane crashes because of this stupid wall shutdown.

 

4 hours ago, Chooky said:

You should've been in pre-check two hours ago.

I just whizzed through Phoenix TSA 10 min ago.

[Brisketexan 104549]

I just whizzed through Phoenix TSA 10 min ago.

You shouldn’t have done that - you’re not supposed to take liquids through security.

[DixonHur 11167]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

You shouldn’t have done that - you’re not supposed to take liquids through security.

To be fair, he was trying to comply

[ChiTownDoc 21098]

1 hour ago, DigDug said:

Oh he was saying " work a loan".  Still doesn't make any sense.

He may not be aware, but most people actually have to pay those back.

Surprised he didn't come right out and recommend payday loan companies.  These fucking morons...

[Underdog 28444]

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Why wouldn’t he?  The Border Crisis is the most dangerous fake emergency America has seen since the Bowling Green Massacre.

Those poor Corvettes. 

[Francisco 2.0 32317]

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Surprised he didn't come right out and recommend payday loan companies.  These fucking morons...

Shit, someone in his administration needs to clue him in.  He could start Trump Loans @ 679% interest and the MAGA fucktards would sign up in an instant.

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

Never did spaghetti-O’s but ravioli several times. 

yup...shit was awesome. we’d eat that before duck hunts along with jalapeño flavored potato chips and Big Red, and when you felt hungry you’d muster up a giant burp and got a two meals for one deal.

[DigDug 1649]

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Shit, someone in his administration needs to clue him in.  He could start Trump Loans @ 679% interest and the MAGA fucktards would sign up in an instant.

 

That is the Lord's truth right there.  No doubt.

[Francisco 2.0 32317]

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Those poor Corvettes. 

The crater from bombardment took some of the most precious of the breed.

[ChiTownDoc 21098]

LOL, KellyAnne looks shitty even by her standards.  Lying around the clock will wear a motherfucker out...unless you're a true psychopath, see her boss. 

[Francisco 2.0 32317]

8 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

LOL, KellyAnne looks shitty even by her standards.  Lying around the clock will wear a motherfucker out...unless you're a true psychopath, see her boss. 

Board rules state someone must ask for a pic, but I'll just take your word for it.

[27-25 2040]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Wait.  So he hadn't heard Wilbur's statement but thinks it may been stated wrong and clarifies said statement he said he did not hear.  Did I get that right?

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

24 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Surprised he didn't come right out and recommend payday loan companies.  These fucking morons...

How quickly we forget that those were slayed the first month Trump was in office. 

[Brisketexan 104549]

How quickly we forget that those were slayed the first month Trump was in office. 

Ahhh....those were the days.

[DigDug 1649]

6 minutes ago, 27-25 said:

Wait.  So he hadn't heard Wilbur's statement but thinks it may been stated wrong and clarifies said statement he said he did not hear.  Did I get that right?

[Upgrayedd 5804]

34 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You shouldn’t have done that - you’re not supposed to take liquids through security.

It was impressive though if I say so myself.

Fucker sitting next to me is coughing without even attempting to cover his mouth.  I’m gonna let loose a fart in retaliation.

[F250 28679]

39 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Shit, someone in his administration needs to clue him in.  He could start Trump Loans @ 679% interest and the MAGA fucktards would sign up in an instant.

 

Every loan includes a free* Trumpy Bear.

 

*There is a $19.95 shipping and handling fee.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

[F250 28679]

50 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

yup...shit was awesome. we’d eat that before duck hunts along with jalapeño flavored potato chips and Big Red, and when you felt hungry you’d muster up a giant burp and got a two meals for one deal.

Dinty Moore Beef Stew, chips and MGD for 3 days was fine dining and made for epic dumps upon a return to civilization.

[4th&Five 41457]

 

[Gap03 3275]

7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Doesn't he realize that anyone that has been paying attention over the last 2 years is now scrambling to find these clips to figure out what Michael D'Antonio has said exactly right about his dumb ass?

[ChiTownDoc 21098]

1 minute ago, Gap03 said:

Doesn't he realize that anyone that has been paying attention over the last 2 years is now scrambling to find these clips to figure out what Michael D'Antonio has said exactly right about his dumb ass?

Read the first couple words of your post.  Then the last couple   You have your answer.