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Just now, David Dennison said:

Not you, snookums.

Fuck.  My one shot at royalty.

Well, one of two shots.  I still think I might be able to seduce the batshit crazy (but hot) Swedish (I think) princess.  She believes aliens visited her, or something like that. I figure I've got a shot with a wacko like that.

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34 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Not to be off topic and gloss over how awesome this is, it's worth mentioning Obama is 6' 1" for perspective on the size of those guys. KD is half a foot taller..... And appears to be standing about 8 feet behind BHO. 

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28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait....Trump is, or I am?  Either way, I ain't even mad.  Just wanna know if I need to grab a crown....

 

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Had BK for lunch, hits close to home. 

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17 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:

Not to be off topic and gloss over how awesome this is, it's worth mentioning Obama is 6' 1" for perspective on the size of those guys. KD is half a foot taller..... And appears to be standing about 8 feet behind BHO. 

Don't EVER disrespect KD.

He's more than half a foot taller than 6'1".

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14 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

Don't EVER disrespect KD.

He's more than half a foot taller than 6'1".

I mean he appears no more than a half foot taller than Obama in this picture. 

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6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Not surprisingly this is all about him and how he resolved everything. 

"Man who has been throwing gasoline on fire demands praise and thanks for ceasing his gasoline-throwing.  Film at 11:00."

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

 

 

Tempering expectations, because otherwise, his only option is utter failure.

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Trump going WAY off script going on about how human trafficking happens at the border... Nevermind that a shitload of human traffic does happen through ports of entry using falsified passports or other documents. It's so frustrating that he can spout off such wild claims and then never provide evidence to back it, and then fuckwads like cookie or slorch or icono will treat it like gospel.

He's basically just claiming that immigrants are all universally dangerous and should be kept out. Very fox news.

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 Can he not just say we've reached a deal and details will be coming,  get the applause, and go back inside? No he has to spend 99% of his speech spreading fear. Just shut the fuck up. 

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I’ve seen a lot of these. I’m even shocked. This man is unfit and it’s not even debatable. You would not let this man mow your lawn.

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Wow... health crisis... which will you know have a patient zero in there somewhere among that horde and that's how the zombie apocalypse starts. We can't be laughing stocks all over the world anymore!

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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

No.  I presume that it's "Rantings of a Madman, Chapter eleventy billion."

Yeah that's pretty much it. 

He really does seem extra nuts today though. He's totally lost it.

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Shit Trump, you had us at "hello". Your 15 minutes of rambling in a circle has only continued to solidify that you don't know shit and your idea of getting funding for a wall will never come to fruition. Read the fucking room you moron.

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5 minutes ago, YChang said:

Wow... health crisis... which will you know have a patient zero in there somewhere among that horde and that's how the zombie apocalypse starts. We can't be laughing stocks all over the world anymore!

I always love this one.  Nevermind that 1) Central American countries generally have HIGHER vaccination rates than the US for many diseases, and 2) Trump himself is a champion of the anti-vax movement.  The greatest threat to global public health is the DOTARD in the White House, not Juan the fully-vaccinated Guatemalan*.

 

*Little-known fact: "Juan the fully-vaccinated Guatemalan" was a TV pilot that ALMOST got picked up by NBC in 1983, only to be bumped from the schedule at the last minute in favor of "Manimal." 

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Government will shut down again on February 15th, and he will declare an emergency, if he doesn't get a wall. That's what he ended with. 

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Total destruction to these federal employees for a resounding defeat for Trump.  He won't get his wall in 3 weeks.  He'll get more border security funding which the Dems would have given him if he had just asked in December, but he won't get his wall.  He'll declare a national emergency in 3 weeks and then get his ass kicked in court over it.  He's really, really bad at his job...

 

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1 minute ago, Lurch said:

 

Oh, Lindsey, you stupid, stupid little bitch.  The end "in terms of him being an effective president" happened right here:

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You latched your lips onto the wrong orange mushroom dick, bitch.

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