Donald Trump 2019

[retread 2951]

5 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I hate you for putting the image of his pink gut sways and man-tits juggle to the rhythm of a well-hung, hermaphroditic Nancy pumps his plump rump while the moans in his unforgettable voice emanate from the little bitty mouth on his chubby orange face. Picture that terribly sick scene from the first episode of Black Mirror where the Prime Minister of Great Britain has to fuck a squealing pig. It's something like that.

There now. I got you back.

Don't forget the fat, dirty farts ^

Edited January 26, 2019 by retread

[Atx71 146]

6 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I hate you for putting the image of his pink gut swaying and man-tits juggling to the rhythm of a well-hung, hermaphroditic Nancy pumps his plump rump while the moans in his unforgettable voice emanate from the little bitty mouth on his chubby orange face. Picture that terribly sick scene from the first episode of Black Mirror where the Prime Minister of Great Britain has to fuck a squealing pig. It's something like that.

There now. I got you back.

Well... I came.

[M12BH 545]

20 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

This is the president of the United States of America. What an embarrassment. 

Fuck you rust belt and bible belt, we should give them what they want and free them of the blue states.... 

Not just a shutdown.  A Shutdown!!1

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

One of my favorite Trump tweets because it was at a G20 Summit 

[Patrick Bateman 3911]

Creep Lou will never quit Trump.... He may be mad now, but he'll be back....

 

[ChiTownDoc 21144]

16 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I hate you for putting the image of his pink gut swaying and man-tits juggling to the rhythm of a well-hung, hermaphroditic Nancy pumping his plump rump while the moans in his unforgettable voice emanate from the little bitty mouth on his chubby orange face. Picture that terribly sick scene from the first episode of Black Mirror where the Prime Minister of Great Britain has to fuck a squealing pig. It's something like that.

There now. I got you back.

JFC, spoiler that shit.  

[Underdog 28584]

15 minutes ago, Atx71 said:

Well... I came.

#Metoo...  wait...  what? 

[Message Board User 12395]

 

[Aqua Buddha 14582]

2 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Still say the long game is declare a national emergency, have the courts (likely Bush appointees) block it and he'll rail against the "liberal judges."

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Lol Sarah the hippo Sanders

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

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[ChiTownDoc 21144]

Someone better get this bitch made pussy 4 scoops tonight.  2 wont cut it.  

[Patrick Bateman 3911]

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

LOL..... Marvel at the intellectual prowess of Sanders.  A diseased warthog could outfox her....

 

[ChiTownDoc 21144]

3 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

LOL..... Marvel at the intellectual prowess of Sanders.  A diseased warthog could outfox her....

 

Wait...she is a diseased warthog. 

So....

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warthog >>>> shs

[Keef 764]

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

Literally yesterday she posted this:

 

[SameSame 1704]

5 hours ago, Constant said:

Suspeskick

Again I know I'm a fucking idiot, but I do have access to these crazy computer google maps, so where the fuck are we taking these quick turns...which are now left or right... that just give you instant untouched access into the free land??   

 

Oh yeah and what about those crazy ass Mad Max vehicles, is that still a thing or did that peter out in the last few days?

[Message Board User 12395]

Comments are gold.

[David Dennison 18851]

8 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Comments are gold.

They really are.

[AgentZero 19]

3 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

 

i'd like to solve the puzzle, chuck.

[Horn Dog 9816]

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

Do it orange turd!  I honestly can’t think of a greater “something” that the dems could gain than the precedent of a republican president declaring a national emergency over a legislative impass.

[shnsajax 3591]

I think this has been one of my favorites today

 

[yaqdum 182]

51 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

LOL..... Marvel at the intellectual prowess of Sanders.  A diseased warthog could outfox her....

 

bullshit.  a diseased warthog would want to dance with her.

[Message Board User 12395]

 

[AbeFroman 2154]

That these guys are talking about my state with no sense of relevance pisses me off.   If you have have never been to the big bend area, go.   

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[David Dennison 18851]

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

He's got a pair of twos.

[texas08 1599]

Holy fuck these people are fucking legit stupid as fuck. Wow.

[SameSame 1704]

7 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

 

Aww he's talking about the plot to fast and furious 9. Or as we say in the bidness, Fast & Furious: Here come the Mexicans

I love that plot twist where they take an unexpected turn and magically 4 people appear.  I cannot wait for the cunning easter eggs Ludacris about to drop.

 

 

 

Oh

[Hank Kingsley 20907]

46 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

[Brisketexan 105079]

 

If I could do nothing but play poker against people like Trump thinking “they hold all the cards,” I’d have all the money. All of it. Dipshits who 1) have clear tells and 2) go all in with a pair of deuces are God’s gift to merciless players. Pelosi has no mercy.

[AbeFroman 2154]

Honestly, I think he's retarded.

[Red Five 40846]

Honestly, I think he's retarded.

You’re going to have to be more specific.

[SameSame 1704]

This got nothing to do with nothing, but look at this goddamm shark.  Whaaaat

 

 

 

[achooloco 1067]

5 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

Had no idea Woolery was a little cunt. Good to know!

Edited January 26, 2019 by achooloco

[ChiTownDoc 21144]

11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

You’re going to have to be more specific.

Specific like what chromosomes are scrambled?  Might be easier to map what’s actually intact.  

[Bama Chick 28596]

Good insight into how Trump’s Cave In came about over the last 48 hours.

[atomheartbevo 89629]

 

[RPM 26318]

nvm

Edited January 26, 2019 by RPM

[Celery Man 20933]

3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

He's got a pair of twos.

 

[RPM 26318]

Trump would eat 50 Egg McMuffins.

[Goredho 17397]

7 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Take the loss, pussy.

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

59 minutes ago, RPM said:

Trump would eat 50 Egg McMuffins.

That’s a great joke. 

[TexArcher 37770]

5 hours ago, Message Board User said:

Comments are gold.

While Mueller finishes his digging, can we go ahead and impeach on emoluments?  It's only 24 months overdue.

[Jack Straw 2954]

5 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

48 million voters believe this to be true.  

[Aqua Buddha 14582]

11 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

Kind of like he "repositioned" all of those bankruptcies, Trump University, the Trump Foundation, etc.?

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

6 hours ago, achooloco said:

Had no idea Woolery was a little cunt. Good to know!

I didn't know he was still alive. 

[Post Oak 20208]

8 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Hannity is slowly morphing into a thumb 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]