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Posted
1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Tax the population to the point of starvation. When they come for your head, publicly hang your second in command for making the people suffer and say he was behind it the entire time.

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Classic narcissist behavior. Create a shitstorm then complain repeatedly until others try to clean up the shitstorm you yourself created. 

Mommy didn’t give attention. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Eventually, they will have to make a blood sacrifice to the political gods.

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We’re not there yet but the ball is rolling.

It’s the oldest Machiavellian trick in the book.

Tax the population to the point of starvation. When they come for your head, publicly hang your second in command for making the people suffer and say he was behind it the entire time.

The people rejoice.

I wonder who they will throw over the bus...

Comrade Snowball is a spy 

Posted
11 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Plus old age and senility don’t help matters. 

Mix in tertiary syphilis and you've got a bingo.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

Comrade Snowball is a spy 

Private snowball! You’re fired! Private joker is the new platoon leader.

Private joker may be ignorant but he’s got guts and sometime guts is enough. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, RPM said:

Mix in tertiary syphilis and you've got a bingo.

Yep. It’s a toxic mix of all sorts of mental illness. And he’s our president. Hopefully the universe can withstand this chaos and instability and doesn’t collapse upon itself. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I called, my H-E-B is open so I'm going to go get some free food.  I'll let y'all know how long the lines are in a bit.

Don't forget your birth certificate.

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Yeah you old lying senile bastard,  wait until people miss 2 or 3 house payments in a row, then we'll see how much their bank or landlord will bend over and "work along".

Work along, what the fuck does that even mean.  BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY!

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Posted
41 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Welp, looks like hes gonna declare an emergency

Why wouldn’t he?  The Border Crisis is the most dangerous fake emergency America has seen since the Bowling Green Massacre.

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Posted (edited)
8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Lulz. I’ve been going to the same HEB for 11 years and nobody knows who I am besides the beer lady. “Work a loan.” His brain is mush. 

Oh he was saying " work a loan".  Still doesn't make any sense.

He may not be aware, but most people actually have to pay those back.

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Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 


I mean.....

 

Where can I find one of these ‘work alongs’? They sound great. 

 

Edit: I quoted the wrong video. A work along at the grocery store should fix it for me. 

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Posted
5 hours ago, longhorndude said:

Flying out to Vegas for a guys trip in a week and a half. I’m gonna be really pissed if my plane crashes because of this stupid wall shutdown.

 

4 hours ago, Chooky said:

You should've been in pre-check two hours ago.

I just whizzed through Phoenix TSA 10 min ago.

Posted
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

You shouldn’t have done that - you’re not supposed to take liquids through security.

To be fair, he was trying to comply

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Posted
1 hour ago, DigDug said:

Oh he was saying " work a loan".  Still doesn't make any sense.

He may not be aware, but most people actually have to pay those back.

Surprised he didn't come right out and recommend payday loan companies.  These fucking morons...

Posted
1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Why wouldn’t he?  The Border Crisis is the most dangerous fake emergency America has seen since the Bowling Green Massacre.

Those poor Corvettes. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Surprised he didn't come right out and recommend payday loan companies.  These fucking morons...

Shit, someone in his administration needs to clue him in.  He could start Trump Loans @ 679% interest and the MAGA fucktards would sign up in an instant.

 

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Never did spaghetti-O’s but ravioli several times. 


yup...shit was awesome. we’d eat that before duck hunts along with jalapeño flavored potato chips and Big Red, and when you felt hungry you’d muster up a giant burp and got a two meals for one deal.
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Posted
1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Shit, someone in his administration needs to clue him in.  He could start Trump Loans @ 679% interest and the MAGA fucktards would sign up in an instant.

 

That is the Lord's truth right there.  No doubt.

Posted
8 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

LOL, KellyAnne looks shitty even by her standards.  Lying around the clock will wear a motherfucker out...unless you're a true psychopath, see her boss. 

Board rules state someone must ask for a pic, but I'll just take your word for it.

Posted
3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Wait.  So he hadn't heard Wilbur's statement but thinks it may been stated wrong and clarifies said statement he said he did not hear.  Did I get that right?

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Posted
24 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Surprised he didn't come right out and recommend payday loan companies.  These fucking morons...

How quickly we forget that those were slayed the first month Trump was in office. 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, 27-25 said:

Wait.  So he hadn't heard Wilbur's statement but thinks it may been stated wrong and clarifies said statement he said he did not hear.  Did I get that right?

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Posted
34 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You shouldn’t have done that - you’re not supposed to take liquids through security.

It was impressive though if I say so myself.

Fucker sitting next to me is coughing without even attempting to cover his mouth.  I’m gonna let loose a fart in retaliation.

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Posted
39 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Shit, someone in his administration needs to clue him in.  He could start Trump Loans @ 679% interest and the MAGA fucktards would sign up in an instant.

 

Every loan includes a free* Trumpy Bear.

 

*There is a $19.95 shipping and handling fee.

Posted
50 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 


yup...shit was awesome. we’d eat that before duck hunts along with jalapeño flavored potato chips and Big Red, and when you felt hungry you’d muster up a giant burp and got a two meals for one deal.

Dinty Moore Beef Stew, chips and MGD for 3 days was fine dining and made for epic dumps upon a return to civilization.

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Posted
7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Doesn't he realize that anyone that has been paying attention over the last 2 years is now scrambling to find these clips to figure out what Michael D'Antonio has said exactly right about his dumb ass?

Posted
1 minute ago, Gap03 said:

Doesn't he realize that anyone that has been paying attention over the last 2 years is now scrambling to find these clips to figure out what Michael D'Antonio has said exactly right about his dumb ass?

Read the first couple words of your post.  Then the last couple   You have your answer.

 

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