Donald Trump 2019

[Loco 3752]

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[Brisketexan 105092]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Goldurnit, that's just a real head-scratcher, ain't it?

[David Dennison 18852]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait....Trump is, or I am?  Either way, I ain't even mad.  Just wanna know if I need to grab a crown....

 

Not you, snookums.

[Brisketexan 105092]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Not you, snookums.

Fuck.  My one shot at royalty.

Well, one of two shots.  I still think I might be able to seduce the batshit crazy (but hot) Swedish (I think) princess.  She believes aliens visited her, or something like that. I figure I've got a shot with a wacko like that.

[ohchaucer 1443]

34 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Not to be off topic and gloss over how awesome this is, it's worth mentioning Obama is 6' 1" for perspective on the size of those guys. KD is half a foot taller..... And appears to be standing about 8 feet behind BHO. 

[texas08 1599]

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Yup, national emergency time....

Will be hilarious when the entire nation receives the gdamn notification.

FUCK YOU DOTARD

[faps 806]

It would be cool if he walked out and R Budd Dwyer'd himself.

[Underdog 28601]

28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait....Trump is, or I am?  Either way, I ain't even mad.  Just wanna know if I need to grab a crown....

 

Had BK for lunch, hits close to home. 

[Asithappens 974]

17 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:

Not to be off topic and gloss over how awesome this is, it's worth mentioning Obama is 6' 1" for perspective on the size of those guys. KD is half a foot taller..... And appears to be standing about 8 feet behind BHO. 

Don't EVER disrespect KD.

He's more than half a foot taller than 6'1".

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

58 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

One might even say the Most Successful Witch Hunt.

Now with real witches!

[ohchaucer 1443]

14 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

Don't EVER disrespect KD.

He's more than half a foot taller than 6'1".

I mean he appears no more than a half foot taller than Obama in this picture. 

[Captainant 27646]

18 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

Don't EVER disrespect KD.

He's more than half a foot taller than 6'1".

damn that's one long snake

[Longhorn_Fan68 33867]

 

[Mo Horn 8831]

Not surprisingly this is all about him and how he resolved everything. 

[Kermit 3156]

This dude loves walls.

[Mo Horn 8831]

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

And yet his entire speech is about walls. 

[retread 2951]

Keep the chaos going

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

 

[Lurch 5929]

Holy shit this is insane

[Bert Orange 1120]

Anyone else feel like there is a strong chance Trump uses madlibs to generate his speeches?

[Biff Tannen 45672]

On another one of his "what in god's holy name are you blathering about?" routines I assume.

[Foggy Notion 1202]

Wow. Just wow.

Y'all watching this shit?

[shnsajax 3591]

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

 

Sounds like he has been talking to Will Hurd.

[Brisketexan 105092]

6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Not surprisingly this is all about him and how he resolved everything. 

"Man who has been throwing gasoline on fire demands praise and thanks for ceasing his gasoline-throwing.  Film at 11:00."

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

 

 

Tempering expectations, because otherwise, his only option is utter failure.

[Asithappens 974]

Just now, Foggy Notion said:

Wow. Just wow.

Y'all watching this shit?

No, I'm not.

Please keep me updated.

Seriously, what's going on?

[faps 806]

Gotta name drop MS-13 in every speech.

[Kermit 3156]

This dude is batshit crazy. He took a hard turn into the desert with some pussy duct taped in the backseat.

[Captainant 27646]

Trump going WAY off script going on about how human trafficking happens at the border... Nevermind that a shitload of human traffic does happen through ports of entry using falsified passports or other documents. It's so frustrating that he can spout off such wild claims and then never provide evidence to back it, and then fuckwads like cookie or slorch or icono will treat it like gospel.

He's basically just claiming that immigrants are all universally dangerous and should be kept out. Very fox news.

[David Dennison 18852]

He's actually running through a long list of his administration's failures.

 

[Brisketexan 105092]

1 minute ago, Foggy Notion said:

Wow. Just wow.

Y'all watching this shit?

No.  I presume that it's "Rantings of a Madman, Chapter eleventy billion."

[Mo Horn 8831]

 Can he not just say we've reached a deal and details will be coming,  get the applause, and go back inside? No he has to spend 99% of his speech spreading fear. Just shut the fuck up. 

[Lurch 5929]

I’ve seen a lot of these. I’m even shocked. This man is unfit and it’s not even debatable. You would not let this man mow your lawn.

[YChang 3443]

Wow... health crisis... which will you know have a patient zero in there somewhere among that horde and that's how the zombie apocalypse starts. We can't be laughing stocks all over the world anymore!

[Asithappens 974]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

He's actually running through a long list of his administration's failures.

 

God damn, Mr. Dennison. Well done.

[Foggy Notion 1202]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

No.  I presume that it's "Rantings of a Madman, Chapter eleventy billion."

Yeah that's pretty much it. 

He really does seem extra nuts today though. He's totally lost it.

Edited January 25, 2019 by Foggy Notion

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

He’s a crazy person.

[4th&Five 41522]

If you saw a guy reading this speech on 6th and Red River you’d immediately cross the street and hope that they get help. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21184]

Fucker got his ass handed to him and he's trying to claim victory. 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Shit Trump, you had us at "hello". Your 15 minutes of rambling in a circle has only continued to solidify that you don't know shit and your idea of getting funding for a wall will never come to fruition. Read the fucking room you moron.

[Brisketexan 105092]

5 minutes ago, YChang said:

Wow... health crisis... which will you know have a patient zero in there somewhere among that horde and that's how the zombie apocalypse starts. We can't be laughing stocks all over the world anymore!

I always love this one.  Nevermind that 1) Central American countries generally have HIGHER vaccination rates than the US for many diseases, and 2) Trump himself is a champion of the anti-vax movement.  The greatest threat to global public health is the DOTARD in the White House, not Juan the fully-vaccinated Guatemalan*.

 

*Little-known fact: "Juan the fully-vaccinated Guatemalan" was a TV pilot that ALMOST got picked up by NBC in 1983, only to be bumped from the schedule at the last minute in favor of "Manimal." 

Edited January 25, 2019 by Brisketexan

[4th&Five 41522]

And no questions taken, of course. 

[Mo Horn 8831]

Government will shut down again on February 15th, and he will declare an emergency, if he doesn't get a wall. That's what he ended with. 

Edited January 25, 2019 by Mo Horn

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[4th&Five 41522]

 

[Brisketexan 105092]

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

 

Hey, you talk about your twisted sex fantasies when out drinking with your buddies, Trump does it on national TV -- who are you to judge?

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

So now the government reopens until the 15th. What was the date for the deal Coulter vetoed?

[Mo Horn 8831]

More and more everyday this country becomes more and more fucked, and it will continue until this bastard is out of office. 

[Patrick Bateman 3911]

Total destruction to these federal employees for a resounding defeat for Trump.  He won't get his wall in 3 weeks.  He'll get more border security funding which the Dems would have given him if he had just asked in December, but he won't get his wall.  He'll declare a national emergency in 3 weeks and then get his ass kicked in court over it.  He's really, really bad at his job...

 

[Lurch 5929]

[Brisketexan 105092]

1 minute ago, Lurch said:

 

Oh, Lindsey, you stupid, stupid little bitch.  The end "in terms of him being an effective president" happened right here:

You latched your lips onto the wrong orange mushroom dick, bitch.