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  On 1/26/2019 at 1:17 AM, bolverk said:

I hate you for putting the image of his pink gut sways and man-tits juggle to the rhythm of a well-hung, hermaphroditic Nancy pumps his plump rump while the moans in his unforgettable voice emanate from the little bitty mouth on his chubby orange face. Picture that terribly sick scene from the first episode of Black Mirror where the Prime Minister of Great Britain has to fuck a squealing pig. It's something like that.

There now. I got you back.

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Don't forget the fat, dirty farts ^

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  On 1/26/2019 at 1:17 AM, bolverk said:

I hate you for putting the image of his pink gut swaying and man-tits juggling to the rhythm of a well-hung, hermaphroditic Nancy pumps his plump rump while the moans in his unforgettable voice emanate from the little bitty mouth on his chubby orange face. Picture that terribly sick scene from the first episode of Black Mirror where the Prime Minister of Great Britain has to fuck a squealing pig. It's something like that.

There now. I got you back.

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Well... I came.

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  On 1/26/2019 at 1:06 AM, Doc Sam Beckett said:

This is the president of the United States of America. What an embarrassment. 

Fuck you rust belt and bible belt, we should give them what they want and free them of the blue states.... 

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Not just a shutdown.  A Shutdown!!1

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  On 1/26/2019 at 1:17 AM, bolverk said:

I hate you for putting the image of his pink gut swaying and man-tits juggling to the rhythm of a well-hung, hermaphroditic Nancy pumping his plump rump while the moans in his unforgettable voice emanate from the little bitty mouth on his chubby orange face. Picture that terribly sick scene from the first episode of Black Mirror where the Prime Minister of Great Britain has to fuck a squealing pig. It's something like that.

There now. I got you back.

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JFC, spoiler that shit.  

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  On 1/25/2019 at 9:30 PM, Constant said:

Suspeskick

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Again I know I'm a fucking idiot, but I do have access to these crazy computer google maps, so where the fuck are we taking these quick turns...which are now left or right... that just give you instant untouched access into the free land??   

 

Oh yeah and what about those crazy ass Mad Max vehicles, is that still a thing or did that peter out in the last few days?

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  On 1/25/2019 at 9:20 PM, Jive Turkey said:

 

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Aww he's talking about the plot to fast and furious 9. Or as we say in the bidness, Fast & Furious: Here come the Mexicans

I love that plot twist where they take an unexpected turn and magically 4 people appear.  I cannot wait for the cunning easter eggs Ludacris about to drop.

 

 

 

Oh

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  On 1/26/2019 at 4:17 AM, Hugo Stiglitz said:
 

If I could do nothing but play poker against people like Trump thinking “they hold all the cards,” I’d have all the money. All of it. Dipshits who 1) have clear tells and 2) go all in with a pair of deuces are God’s gift to merciless players. Pelosi has no mercy.
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