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2 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Nothing pumps those approval numbers up like a nice little Middle East expedition.

Not this time. The American public has no appetite for it. This is about giving Israel and Saudi Arabia cover.

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3 hours ago, F250 said:

 

1. That lady's reaction was hilarious.

2. I am pretty sure he is joking about germs not being real.

3. I would guess at least 20% of Surly doesn't wash their hands based on previous threads regarding bathroom etiquette.

I like to joke about it , but I still wash. Having kids has changed my perspective, so I’m not as squeamish though. 

 I had a co-worker who’s a germaphobe, and we happened to be in the bathroom at the same time. Just to bug him, I started to walk out without washing my hands.

He: You know, my parents and the Navy always emphasized washing your hands after using the bathroom.

Me: You know, the Army taught us not to piss on our hands.  

My finest hour as far as on-the-spot jokes.  

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16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The bots aren't even trying anymore. 

 

People are moving over to him and there is nothing you can do. Alot you freinds won't mention it, but they are voting for him.

To be fair, that sounds like some folks I grew up with in Kaufman County.  

They'd never entitle themselves "Leo Messi" however.  Stupid bot.  Should've named yourself Jimmy "Wide Load" Connor.

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4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

He is so desperate 

Iran is not Iraq of 2003.   We’d see a lot of American blood spilled right off the bat   That will not accomplish what Donnie thinks   

Mitch won’t let him do it.  

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54 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I like to joke about it , but I still wash. Having kids has changed my perspective, so I’m not as squeamish though. 

 I had a co-worker who’s a germaphobe, and we happened to be in the bathroom at the same time. Just to bug him, I started to walk out without washing my hands.

He: You know, my parents and the Navy always emphasized washing your hands after using the bathroom.

Me: You know, the Army taught us not to piss on our hands.  

My finest hour as far as on-the-spot jokes.  

The importance of hand washing.

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Nothing pumps those approval numbers up like a nice little Middle East expedition.

No. He will pick a fight with some island with an army consisting of 3 drunks and a firecracker. This way he can invade and be at the front lines.
Posted
11 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

you say that like it's a bad thing

Sounds like something an aggy cadet leader would tell a freshman.

"We are doing an elephant walk tonight. "

"Uh, you mean we have to hold each others dick?"

"You say that like it's a bad thing."

And that cadet leaders name was Rick Perry.

 

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6 minutes ago, Nivek said:


No. He will pick a fight with some island with an army consisting of 3 drunks and a firecracker. This way he can invade and be at the front lines.

That’s not going to distract the base enough from Wall. 

If you want to distract from Wall, you need something big.  

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3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

 

Stupid libs, making fun of Trump for rawdogging a porn star.  It was crossfit for his immune system, you morons!

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5 minutes ago, F250 said:

Sounds like something an aggy cadet leader would tell a freshman.

"We are doing an elephant walk tonight. "

"Uh, you mean we have to hold each others dick?"

"You say that like it's a bad thing."

And that cadet leaders name was Rick Perry.

 

yuck.  i've heard of for ages but no clue what it meant.

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1 hour ago, F250 said:

Sounds like something an aggy cadet leader would tell a freshman.

"We are doing an elephant walk tonight. "

"Uh, you mean we have to hold each others dick?"

"You say that like it's a bad thing."

And that cadet leaders name was Rick Perry.

 

Is that really what that means?  I wonder if its good or bad if you get hard while being manhandled?  

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10 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Is that really what that means?  I wonder if its good or bad if you get hard while being manhandled?  

Wouldn't it be rude if you didn't? 

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13 minutes ago, Lurch said:

[Cough]hugo[/Cough]
 

Lol, maybe a year or two ago.  Not so much now.   

It got to the point going down every connection made it easier to miss the big picture so it seemed pointless.  There are enough pieces publicly available to see the big picture and it’s really ugly. 

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7 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Trump just said Beto has a “teeny little line” for his rally.

So, his line must be dwarfing Trump’s line.

And we all know Donald Trump would never exaggerate the size of his crowds...

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