Donald Trump 2019

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

No, just a cut & paste from Facebook crediting a question on Quora.  I don't really care if the author was correctly credited . . . it's the writing itself that I admired.

It's a nice piece. I wish I could quote it. 

[High Plains Drifter 10970]

41 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Yeah, but besides that...

... he talks like us!

 

Also, obviously the author of that piece doesn't know about Hillary's e-mails.

[Chooky 13292]

Trump's hair is getting gradually less stupid.  His stylists are trying to sneak it back into the realm of half normal.  It's a process.

[DixonHur 11074]

I was just in Paris and went to a gym to workout.  Behind the desk at the front was a MAGA hat.  I asked about it and they started laughing and said Trump is a big joke in France.  Apparently people wear them to be ironic. 

So glad we're finally respected again after 8 years of bow and apologize.

[jimmyjazz 45513]

1 minute ago, Chooky said:

Trump's hair is getting gradually less stupid.  His stylists are trying to sneak it back into the realm of half normal.  It's a process.

Or maybe you're just entering the "Stockholm Syndrome" phase of the Trump Takeover.

[4th&Five 41457]

 

[Jive Turkey 12562]

 

[Mo Horn 8795]

5 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

He needs to check with Putin and Hannity to see what he needs to do. 

[Red Five 40593]

Lulz at a Frankenstein monster of human flaws.

[RomaVicta 29756]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is a spot on commentary by British writer Nate White when asked the question "Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?" :

 

Fuck the Brits. There is very little in that piece that is actually specific to the British. The qualities the writer enumerates as admirable are as close to universal as you can get. They hate Trump for the same reasons we do, the same reasons most people around the world do, for that matter.

[G650 13990]

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

Fuck the Brits.

Shut your whore mouth.

[David Dennison 18608]

Everything currently wrong in the world can usually be traced back to England if you dig deep enough through history.

Just sayin'.

[Chooky 13292]

19 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Or maybe you're just entering the "Stockholm Syndrome" phase of the Trump Takeover.

They're sneakily making it smaller and less absurd.  You can't do it with one haircut.  Too dramatic.  It has to slowly morph to "less absurd" rather than just launch directly into "not at all absurd."

[shnsajax 3589]

Any response yet from the WH about the reporter that was attacked last night?

['stache 21743]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is a spot on commentary by British writer Nate White when asked the question "Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?" :

 

This is glorious. I had to google for a link and it appears in a comment section. Too beautiful to be buried that way. As perfect a description of a human being as I've ever read. And that includes the works of Bill Shakespear.

[High Plains Drifter 10970]

40 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Of course he didn't say if he would sign it. It could have given him 50 billion and he wouldn't have said if he would sign it. He's got to draw out the suspense, milk being the center of attention for as long as he can. Fucking attention whore fat orange POS bitch.

['stache 21743]

Just wait til Ann Cunter starts tweeting. Shut it down, lets go home.

[Bama Chick 28596]

She just did.

 

 

 

So I’m expecting Trump to reject the deal.

 

Because Fucking Ann Coulter can control the president with a GD tweet.

 

[Blotto 23418]

29 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Any response yet from the WH about the reporter that was attacked last night?

[Brisketexan 104465]

Hey, here's some real winning for you:

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The emerging consensus among acting chief of staff Mick Mulvaney and top budget officials is to shift money from two Army Corps of Engineers’ flood control projects in Northern California, as well as from disaster relief funds intended for California and Puerto Rico. The plan will also tap unspent Department of Defense funds for military construction, like family housing or infrastructure for military bases, according to three sources familiar with the negotiations…

Californians threatened by flooding?

Californians fucked by massive wildfires?

Puerto Ricans fucked by a hurricane?

Military families in need of housing that isn't a shitty shack from 1950?

FUCK YOU, we've got Guatemalans to piss our pants about!  EMERGENCY!  Your needs are NOTHING.  We have REAL problems to solve, not made-up shit like your burned down house and destroyed infrastructure.  Again, I say it to strike fear in to the heart of every man, woman, and child -- GUATEMALANS!

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[Bozo_Casanova 26232]

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I don't care who wrote it, that's just objectively funny.

[High Plains Drifter 10970]

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Hey, here's some real winning for you:

Californians threatened by flooding?

Californians fucked by massive wildfires?

Puerto Ricans fucked by a hurricane?

Military families in need of housing that isn't a shitty shack from 1950?

FUCK YOU, we've got Guatemalans to piss our pants about!  EMERGENCY!  Your needs are NOTHING.  We have REAL problems to solve, not made-up shit like your burned down house and destroyed infrastructure.  Again, I say it to strike fear in to the heart of every man, woman, and child -- GUATEMALANS!

 

imgur

 

 

I notice nothing in there about Harvey relief funds. 

Odd, I wonder why he's fucking Cali and PR and not Texas?

[Brisketexan 104465]

Just now, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I notice nothing in there about Harvey relief funds. 

Odd, I wonder why he's fucking Cali and PR and not Texas?

Well, let's not forget -- the military folks with family in substandard base housing get fucked.  But NOBODY loves the troops like TRUMP!

[hayden_horn 11360]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6696569/Now-Trump-says-thinking-July-4th-parade-Lincoln-Memorial-Washington.html

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President Donald Trump came back to the on-again/off-again idea of organizing a parade in Washington – saying Monday that an Independence Day display could 'become a tradition.'

Trump referenced the idea during a meeting of his cabinet, where he took questions from the press about the possibility of a looming government shutdown and other topics. He did not make clear whether the idea was in its infancy or was actively being organized by his administration.

'We're thinking about doing on the Fourth of July or thereabouts a parade, a 'Salute to America' parade,' the president said.

'It'll be a, really a gathering as opposed to a parade I guess you'd have to say – perhaps at the Lincoln Memorial, we're looking at sites.' 

'But we're thinking about doing something which would become perhaps become a tradition, Salute to America, on July 4th or July 4th weekend somewhere around that area.'   

Trump did not specifically call the parade or meeting a military display – a concept which helped lead to the postponement of a grand plan brandish the nation's military might and honor servicemen and women. 

His earlier push for a parade to honor veterans got scrapped after the leak of a $90 million cost estimate. 

Trump said the parade could perhaps be located at the Lincoln Memorial and that it would 'become a tradition.' 

'It could be an exciting day,' Trump said of the idea.

the orange man-child wants his fancy military parade again.

[SimonBolivar 10898]

15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

FUCK YOU, we've got Guatemalans to piss our pants about!  EMERGENCY!  Your needs are NOTHING.  We have REAL problems to solve, not made-up shit like your burned down house and destroyed infrastructure.  Again, I say it to strike fear in to the heart of every man, woman, and child -- GUATEMALANS!

 

Mexico's Mexico

[Bozo_Casanova 26232]

2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Everything currently wrong in the world can usually be traced back to England if you dig deep enough through history.

Just sayin'.

There's a wonderful line in the HBO show Succession where the very Murdoch-like media mogul Logan Roy (Brian Cox)  looks at the castle where his daughter's wedding is taking place and says:

"Look at this fucking place; slaves, cotton, sugar... This country is nothing but off-shore laundering for turning evil into hard currency... And now it just lies here, living off its capital, sucking in immigrants to turn it and stop it from getting bed sores."

Edited February 12, 2019 by Bozo_Casanova

[Biff Tannen 45477]

20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Hey, here's some real winning for you:

Californians threatened by flooding?

Californians fucked by massive wildfires?

Puerto Ricans fucked by a hurricane?

Military families in need of housing that isn't a shitty shack from 1950?

FUCK YOU, we've got Guatemalans to piss our pants about!  EMERGENCY!  Your needs are NOTHING.  We have REAL problems to solve, not made-up shit like your burned down house and destroyed infrastructure.  Again, I say it to strike fear in to the heart of every man, woman, and child -- GUATEMALANS!

 

 

Link?  I want to run it by my buddy in Mt Shasta to get his opinion.

[Hank Kingsley 20635]

Trump on Tuesday doubled down on those false claims in an exchange with reporters during a Tuesday cabinet meeting, telling the White House press pool that O'Rourke “failed very badly" and that "from what I hear he had less than 1,000 people.”

[Hank Kingsley 20635]

This feels like the Truman show where every single person around Trump is trying to keep him in the dark. 

I guess that's easy to do when working for a pathological liar. 

 

 

 

Edited February 12, 2019 by Hank Kingsley

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This is like the Truman show where every single person around Trump is trying to keep him in the dark. 

 

 

I don't think he needs anyone to "keep" him in the dark.  He's pretty goddamned good at that all on his lonesome. 

[Brisketexan 104465]

So, if the question is "is there anything Trump won't lie about?", the answer is "nope."  Correct?

[Captainant 27311]

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This is like the Truman show where every single person around Trump is trying to keep him in the dark. 

Jeeze, what an apt description lol. This is gonna be a weird chapter or two in history books

[Js1 85056]

39 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, let's not forget -- the military folks with family in substandard base housing get fucked.  But NOBODY loves the troops like TRUMP!

Psh, they don't need it.  They got the bigliest raises ever! For the first time in like 20 years! 

[Asithappens 974]

Trump is a sack o' shit.

Those who support him are sacks o' shit.

 

Thus endeth the lesson.

[Hank Kingsley 20635]

16 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I don't think he needs anyone to "keep" him in the dark.  He's pretty goddamned good at that all on his lonesome. 

That's true. But clearly surrounded by nothing but enablers/bad actors. "They say", "people tell me", and "from what I hear" is his way of deflecting the lies, obviously.  What a gutless, nutless, and sad excuse for a man. 

 

 

[wildcat09 29187]

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Fuck the Brits. There is very little in that piece that is actually specific to the British. The qualities the writer enumerates as admirable are as close to universal as you can get. They hate Trump for the same reasons we do, the same reasons most people around the world do, for that matter.

The part about Brits not being bullies was particularly funny. The rest was pretty spot on, but yeah, not unique to a British perspective.

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2655]

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I have such a weird feeling about ol' Ann.....is it possible she's trolling everyone?  Or can it be that she wants WALL so badly that she's willing to kill Trump in the process? 

Given the overall public sentiment about WALL and the government shutdown, she brings to mind that evil chick who goaded that dude via text to commit suicide. 

 

Except that Trump's metaphorical suicide would be a good thing in the long run.

[Blotto 23418]

8 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

I have such a weird feeling about ol' Ann.....is it possible she's trolling everyone?  Or can it be that she wants WALL so badly that she's willing to kill Trump in the process? 

Given the overall public sentiment about WALL and the government shutdown, she brings to mind that evil chick who goaded that dude via text to commit suicide. 

 

Except that Trump's metaphorical suicide would be a good thing in the long run.

You are over thinking it. She makes her money fleecing right wing retards(books, speeches, tv). Moments like this allow her to stay somewhat relevant, allowing her to fleece more retards.

Edited February 12, 2019 by Blotto

[Nivek 16808]

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

She just did.

 

 

 

 

So I’m expecting Trump to reject the deal.

 

Because Fucking Ann Coulter can control the president with a GD tweet.

 

Rough Tough Real Stuff Republicans Alpha's.  

[hayden_horn 11360]

1 minute ago, Nivek said:

Rough Tough Real Stuff Republicans Alpha's.  

 

Riffety, riffety, riff-raff!
Chiffity, chiffity, chiff-chaff!
Riff-raff! Chiff-chaff!
Let’s give ‘em a horse laugh:
Sssssss!

[Bozo_Casanova 26232]

Horse Laff is never not funny

[bolverk 29360]

Junior might be even more deplorable than Daddy.

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Donald Trump Jr., the president's eldest son, took aim at "loser teachers" in remarks at a rally in Texas Monday.

"I love seeing some young conservatives because I know it's not easy," Trump told the crowd gathered in El Paso for a campaign rally for his father highlighting border security. "Keep up that fight. Bring it to your schools. You don't have to be indoctrinated by these loser teachers that are trying to sell you on socialism from birth. You can think for yourselves. They can't."

 

 

 

[Brian Fantana 6654]

5 hours ago, GRHorn said:

You’re out of your element, Donnie. 

 

No thanks. I’ll just drop it. 

 

Bravo. 

You literally argued with AN ACTUAL DOCTOR JUST A FEW POSTS AGO. You are not a fucking doctor. YOU are the one out of your element you stupid mother fucker. Take a fucking lap. You have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

[GRHorn 105]

30 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

You literally argued with AN ACTUAL DOCTOR JUST A FEW POSTS AGO. You are not a fucking doctor. YOU are the one out of your element you stupid mother fucker. Take a fucking lap. You have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

 

An actual doctor? No way?! Here’s a news flash, not everyone here lists their occupation in their usernames. But if they do, there’s an increased chance of having a douchey vanity license plate to go along with it. 

Have a good one, Brian. 

[Brian Fantana 6654]

1 minute ago, GRHorn said:

 

An actual doctor? No way?! Here’s a news flash, not everyone here lists their occupation in their usernames. But if they do, there’s an increased chance of having a douchey vanity license plate to go along with it. 

Have a good one, Brian. 

Here, let me help you.

imgur

 

You know, the guy that is a regular poster here with "Doc" in his username and regularly talks about doctor things. But hey, you know better than him. 

[SimonBolivar 10898]

7 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

 

 Here’s a news flash, not everyone here lists their occupation in their usernames. But if they do, there’s an increased chance of having a douchey vanity license plate to go along with it. 

Wait a god damn minute. Are you telling me that you aren't Blitz the mascot of the Grand Rapids Rampage? Mind fucking blown man.

[GRHorn 105]

7 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Here, let me help you.

 

 

 

You know, the guy that is a regular poster here with "Doc" in his username and regularly talks about doctor things. But hey, you know better than him. 

Bless your heart. 

[Captainant 27311]

2 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Bless your heart. 

I mean, he's not the one consistently falling for easily disproven lies from a known con man

[Player 4575]

17 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

 

An actual doctor? No way?! Here’s a news flash, not everyone here lists their occupation in their usernames. But if they do, there’s an increased chance of having a douchey vanity license plate to go along with it. 

 

What about the assholes on here who choose avatars who would never knowingly be associated with them? News flash: those assholes are the worst. 

[Brisketexan 104465]

5 minutes ago, Player said:

What about the assholes on here who choose avatars who would never knowingly be associated with them? News flash: those assholes are the worst. 

I have been associating with Pearl beer since I was 12.

Winning.