Donald Trump 2019

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

12 minutes ago, RPM said:

Looks like she has some pull.

Proof for us expats that find the right woman abroad, never ever, ever bring them to the USA.  They will get fat, get an attitude and take you for half your shit at least.

No thanks, bitches.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Looks like she has some tug.

Fify

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31 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Ok so that’s not her. Right?

[Red Five 40593]

Isn’t she normally six feet tall?

[Pancho 44358]

 

[elfenix 34167]

53 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Chick gets around. 

 

[Chooky 13292]

Right now Trump is convinced that there are guys named Mr. Twitter and Senor Taco Bueno.

[hayden_horn 11360]

43 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Ok so that’s not her. Right?

Wait, i thought we were all joking. Is this a real thing?

[Red Five 40593]

She may just be so repulsed by making contact with him that her face is doing something new.

[Jive Turkey 12562]

5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

Wait, i thought we were all joking. Is this a real thing?

Apparently there is a whole conspiracy theory about this. I had no idea. 

https://www.indy100.com/article/melania-trump-body-double-us-first-lady-president-nato-brussels-8445266

[RPM 26185]

Sounds like something a foreign dictator would do. So it's plausible.

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

She may just be so repulsed by making contact with him that her face is doing something new.

Looks like she's just not wearing any makeup.

Edited March 8, 2019 by WhatTheBuck

[strangulation! 1699]

if that's the real melania then i'm cindy laowper

[Pescado_Rojo 19327]

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Looks like she's just not wearing any botox.

Looks

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[ohchaucer 1443]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Chick gets around. 

 

It's like a who's who of fucking shitheads. 

[ohchaucer 1443]

15 minutes ago, Red Five said:

She may just be so repulsed by making contact with him that her face is doing something new.

Like she cares. 

[sachick 1189]

Doesn't even know how to sign books.

 

[bad_teammate 13125]

2 minutes ago, sachick said:

Doesn't even know how to sign books.

 

i love my obese, hideous, lying, criminal president

[SimonBolivar 10897]

2 minutes ago, sachick said:

Doesn't even know how to sign books.

 

Well he doesn't have time to actually open it.

[RomaVicta 29756]

2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Well he doesn't have time to actually open it.

Nor much experience, either.

[Brisketexan 104462]

3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Well he doesn't have time to actually open it.

That would have burned his flesh.  Had to stick with the cover.

[4th&Five 41457]

Who the fuck writes like that? Just put an X next time. 

[Biff Tannen 45477]

19 minutes ago, sachick said:

Doesn't even know how to sign books.

 

[Rimbo 25752]

https://np.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/ays8lq/super_bowl_selfie_emerges_of_trump_with_founder/ei34tqw/ 

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

24 minutes ago, sachick said:

Doesn't even know how to sign books.

 

Amazing gracelessness. 

[Francisco 2.0 32290]

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/police-hold-many-events-at-trump-doral-resort-to-curry-favor-with-president-11106986

 

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In the past year, Donald Trump's golf resort in Doral has lost a whopping $26 million in value. Hotel executives have blamed the president's politics: Liberal Northeasterners would rather vacation elsewhere, and organizers for NASCAR and PGA Tour events simply don't want the bad PR. 

But a few types of organizations still routinely host events at Trump National Doral Miami: Republican political campaigns, opportunistic trade groups, and, for whatever reason, police unions and associations.

 

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This past weekend, the LEO Foundation — an organization that fundraises for police officers in Miami-Dade County — held its annual awards ceremony at the Doral golf resort. Last month, the Hispanic Police Officers Association threw a Valentine's Day gala there. The Dade County Police Benevolent Association, the largest police union in the county, has also booked Trump National Doral for its annual awards gala in May.

 

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Since Trump began his campaign for president, a number of organizations have been called out for holding events at his properties. Critics say the setup gives the appearance of pay-for-play, and sometimes the arrangement seems pretty transparent. After the payday lending industry held its conference at Trump Doral last year, for example, the Trump administration rolled back Obama-era rules that restricted how payday loans are extended.

 

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Police associations gathering at other Trump venues in Florida have been criticized in the past. Washington Post reporter David Fahrenthold notes the president filmed a special video for the Palm Beach Police Foundation at a recent Mar-a-Lago gala, "providing a service only available to his own customers, who're paying him money in his private capacity."

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Every fucking day this idiot ups the idiocy.  

And that’s not something easy to do even if you’re deliberately trying to be a complete buffoon. 

Trump has found his special purpose.

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

TIL there's something called the "Military Challenge Edition" bible.

[Jack Straw 2953]

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

He's signing BIBLES?  What the fuck?

I'm sorry, but I was brought up in the church -- Presbyterian, though, which is typically the most rational and least susceptible denomination -- and there is NO FUCKING WAY we would have had a Dick Nixon Bible-signing party.

Good lord this country is full of suckers.

Johnny Sack just paid $500 for one off Ebay.  

[Brisketexan 104462]

Just now, Jack Straw said:

Johnny Sack just paid $500 for one off Ebay.  

Trump-signed Bibles are only worth 1/20th of a ratfuck?  Man, the market's really weak.

[triplehorn 2664]

48 minutes ago, sachick said:

Doesn't even know how to sign books.

 

Test your medical diagnostic skills! :  dementia or pathologic narcissism ?

[triplehorn 2664]

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Chick gets around. 

 

Sarah's on a roll.

[DixonHur 11074]

4 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

 

Sarah's on a roll.

I like that his alibi as to why he barely knows her is because she's a "low level sex trafficker"...

I guess he only associates with the HIGH level sex traffickers like Jeffrey Epstein.

Edited March 9, 2019 by DixonHur

[achooloco 1065]

3 hours ago, Celery Man said:

These fucking idiots

 

idiocy aside, as a catholic that is pretty sacrilegious. all around disgusting and vile.

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

4 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I like that his alibi as to why he barely knows her is because she's a "low level sex trafficker"...

I guess he only associates with the HIGH level sex traffickers like Jeffrey Epstein.

And Melania's agent. 

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Rick got a bingo

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

[pyrohornIII 4801]

Found her great grandfather

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

This Yang lady puts Maria Butina to shame:

Edited March 9, 2019 by Hugo Stiglitz

[sachick 1189]

idiocy aside, as a catholic that is pretty sacrilegious. all around disgusting and vile.

Also a Catholic, well part-time liberal catholic, and I agree. 1st Commandment no other gods and all that.

[Biff Tannen 45477]

First, the Cooper tweet about low level sex trafficker is a joke right?

Second, did Bongino claim he didn't know Yang and then that photo comes to light?

[hayden_horn 11360]

Hahaha i want off this ride it's going to kill me

[ChiTownDoc 21091]

22 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Oh Dear God, please don't let Dan Bongino get caught up in this mess.  My permaboner would leave me brain dead. 

[Lurch 5919]

Test your medical diagnostic skills! :  dementia or pathologic narcissism ?

Yes?

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11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

First, the Cooper tweet about low level sex trafficker is a joke right?

Second, did Bongino claim he didn't know Yang and then that photo comes to light?

Someone posted the picture and Bongino immediately got defensive.

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https://twitter.com/pahispoika/status/1104126916167053312

 

Edited March 9, 2019 by retread

[Biff Tannen 45477]

Even if you agreed with whatever bullshit the right is pedaling these days, when you hear the president sputtering out sentence fragments and blatantly lying about the color of the sky every day, how do you possibly still support him as a person?  It's wild.  He's like a squawking cartoon.

[Francisco 2.0 32290]

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

TIL there's something called the "Military Challenge Edition" bible.

I was about to ask.

[Dbeasy 14953]

$1,880?  Musta been pretty shitty quality gemstones.  In other words, probably an accurate portrait.  "Coprolite" is a gemstone, right?

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I was about to ask.

Apparently it's an attempt to combine Christian theology with American militarism. I haven't researched it. I'm not even sure if it's an actual bible with all the books or if it's some kind of hybrid of bible verses and coursework. Giving them the benefit of the doubt I'm assuming it's both. 

[sachick 1189]

But for real, is this a joke or real quote?