Donald Trump 2019

[bad_teammate 13,125]

Just now, Gil Bang said:

My dad is a lot older than trump, and he's never told a lie. 

you're adopted

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14 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Slashing Education by 10%. Fuck him and fuck the GOP. Their defunding of Education in order to pay for tax cuts for the rich is the reason I stopped voting for them. This proposal is as predictable as the sunrise. 

will the Olds still back him when Medicare is cut?  Wake up America, the miliitary industrial complex is fucking you in the ass and you love it. 

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13 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

My dad is a lot older than trump, and he's never told a lie. 

If he got laid in his teens, he's told a few.

[Gil Bang 25,865]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

Trying to imagine what Trump would have renamed the Buffalo Bills had he succeeded in acquiring them.

[Hank Kingsley 20,635]

I imagine Johnny Sack perusing this page, ignoring it, and just waiting to post 100 times on some liberal "false flag" operation thread that will eventually happen again. 

 

 

[Hank Kingsley 20,635]

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Trying to imagine what Trump would have renamed the Buffalo Bills had he succeeded in acquiring them.

Buffalo Wings

 

[Jive Turkey 12,562]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Trying to imagine what Trump would have renamed the Buffalo Bills had he succeeded in acquiring them.

The Counterfeit Bills. 

[brown water 3,761]

The Unpaid Bills - most "outstanding" team of all time

Edited March 12, 2019 by brown water

[4th&Five 41,457]

He said nazis were very fine people. 

 

[NBMisha 224]

14 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

The trumpkins aint gonna do jack shit except bitch on the internet, make everyone uncomfortable at Thanksgiving dinner, buy MS13 insurance and trumpy bears and yell at their own tv. 

Our military leaders hate trump. You can’t possibly run an authoritarian state without the backing of the country’s military leaders. So unless you think our generals, admirals, etc. have become full on trumpkins you’re completely wrong. 

Too much forgetting up in here.  Here we are forgetting the Obama election aftermath:  the insane mobilization of hate, and it's effective outcome.  Of course, the pubs are forgetters, too, like in the great recession and its causes.

[Mo Horn 8,795]

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He said nazis were very fine people. 

 

Worsts?

[NBMisha 224]

Wurstfest.  His mistaken puns are occasionally evil genius.

Edited March 12, 2019 by NBMisha
Elaboration.

[Chuckie Finster 22,583]

13 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He said nazis were very fine people. 

 

When looking for serious commentary on religion, I also turn to 23 year old athlete/models who worked on my campaign.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,796]

LOL @ Jexodus.  Another fake movement created by con artists.   Like "Blexit"  and "WalkAway", being pimped by Breitbart and The Russophile, and of course, quoted by our "president".

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

LOL @ Jexodus for another reason too.  Hmm.  Like exodus, but unlike the first one, this one is about Jewish people. So I need to add the J. 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

I also think that stuff is self defeating.  People know when they are being condescended to.  Blexit was an obvious fake thing pushed by the right.  For that to fool black people, you have to assume zero awareness sub-80 IQ sort of people.  I’m sure there was a lot of “thanks, but I’m not a moron.”   It’s the underlying flaw with the efforts of people like D’Souza.  His whole argument assumes you are willing to accept the premise that black people as a whole are really really dumb and unaware, that’s why they vote 90% D, not because they’ve viewed the issues and see who is hostile to them.  

Same with Jexodus.  I’m sure they are totally unaware that the right has cozied up to Nazi stylings over the last few years and can’t wait to flock over to the right.  Who can forget the left’s embrace of the Nazi rallies in Charlottesville and Trump’s swift and unambiguous condemnation of it?

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5 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

I also think that stuff is self defeating.  People know when they are being condescended to.  Blexit was an obvious fake thing pushed by the right.  For that to fool black people, you have to assume zero awareness sub-80 IQ sort of people.  I’m sure there was a lot of “thanks, but I’m not a moron.”   It’s the underlying flaw with the efforts of people like D’Souza.  His whole argument assumes you are willing to accept the premise that black people as a whole are really really dumb and unaware, that’s why they vote 90% D, not because they’ve viewed the issues and see who is hostile to them.  

Same with Jexodus.  I’m sure they are totally unaware that the right has cozied up to Nazi stylings over the last few years and can’t wait to flock over to the right.  Who can forget the left’s embrace of the Nazi rallies in Charlottesville and Trump’s swift and unambiguous condemnation of it?

Plus then you have to associate with the likes of Icono.

Gross. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,796]

4 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

I also think that stuff is self defeating.  People know when they are being condescended to.  Blexit was an obvious fake thing pushed by the right.  For that to fool black people, you have to assume zero awareness sub-80 IQ sort of people.  I’m sure there was a lot of “thanks, but I’m not a moron.”   It’s the underlying flaw with the efforts of people like D’Souza.  His whole argument assumes you are willing to accept the premise that black people as a whole are really really dumb and unaware, that’s why they vote 90% D, not because they’ve viewed the issues and see who is hostile to them.  

Same with Jexodus.  I’m sure they are totally unaware that the right has cozied up to Nazi stylings over the last few years and can’t wait to flock over to the right.  Who can forget the left’s embrace of the Nazi rallies in Charlottesville and Trump’s swift and unambiguous condemnation of it?

Well you're not wrong, but I'm fairly sure those fake movements aren't created with the belief they will sway Blacks or Jews away from the democrat party, but rather to make those on the right fool themselves into thinking their overt racist and white nationalist beliefs are OK.  Cause you know, they have black friends, and a jewish accountant.

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4 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Well you're not wrong, but I'm fairly sure those fake movements aren't created with the belief they will sway Blacks or Jews away from the democrat party, but rather to make those on the right fool themselves into thinking their overt racist and white nationalist beliefs are OK.  Cause you know, they have black friends, and a jewish accountant.

Word.  More of his unending efforts to only govern to his base.  

[HenryJames 65,868]

Wrong thread.

Edited March 12, 2019 by HenryJames

[ChiTownDoc 21,091]

Well done, idiots.  Can’t wait til that kid is old enough to realize what his parents did to him. If he lives that long.  

[BrickHorn 18,176]

18 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I'm fairly sure those fake movements aren't created with the belief they will sway Blacks or Jews away from the democrat party, but rather to make those on the right fool themselves into thinking their overt racist and white nationalist beliefs are OK.  Cause you know, they have black friends, and a jewish accountant.

Edited March 12, 2019 by BrickHorn

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40 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

LOL @ Jexodus for another reason too.  Hmm.  Like exodus, but unlike the first one, this one is about Jewish people. So I need to add the J. 

I've been laughing about that since I first saw it on twitter yesterday. Waking up to see that Trump had tweeted Jexodus might be the best thing that's happened this year.

[WhatTheBuck 28,700]

42 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

LOL @ Jexodus for another reason too.  Hmm.  Like exodus, but unlike the first one, this one is about Jewish people. So I need to add the J. 

Jexodus, movement of Jew people

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

Not a good sign when the President of the United States is openly trying to alienate Jews. 

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44 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

I also think that stuff is self defeating.  People know when they are being condescended to.  Blexit was an obvious fake thing pushed by the right.  For that to fool black people, you have to assume zero awareness sub-80 IQ sort of people.  I’m sure there was a lot of “thanks, but I’m not a moron.”   It’s the underlying flaw with the efforts of people like D’Souza.  His whole argument assumes you are willing to accept the premise that black people as a whole are really really dumb and unaware, that’s why they vote 90% D, not because they’ve viewed the issues and see who is hostile to them.  

Same with Jexodus.  I’m sure they are totally unaware that the right has cozied up to Nazi stylings over the last few years and can’t wait to flock over to the right.  Who can forget the left’s embrace of the Nazi rallies in Charlottesville and Trump’s swift and unambiguous condemnation of it?

And also kiddy concentration camps.  As someone whose grandfather was tortured and starved by actual Nazis, and who had family members in concentration camps in WWII, no fucking way will I ever vote for any Republican for so much as dog catcher after they accepted child separation with a wink and a nod, while spouting racist tripe about invasions and infestation.

36 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Well you're not wrong, but I'm fairly sure those fake movements aren't created with the belief they will sway Blacks or Jews away from the democrat party, but rather to make those on the right fool themselves into thinking their overt racist and white nationalist beliefs are OK.  Cause you know, they have black friends, and a jewish accountant.

Bingo.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

Brace for Trump stupidity regarding technology and airplanes.

[Brisketexan 104,462]

Brace for Trump stupidity regarding technology and airplanes.

Steam!

[Mo Horn 8,795]

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Brace for Trump stupidity regarding technology and airplanes.

He'll blame AOC and her Green Movement. 

[lemonlime 5,503]

Yeah, but he already took credit for the lack of plane crashes, as his sole responsibility.  He wouldn't be so two faced.

[troph 24,547]

He'll blame AOC and her Green Movement. 

Regulators are incompetent so let’s get rid of them.

[4th&Five 41,457]

Sometimes his stupidity still surprises me. 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,700]

Old and simpler sucks when it applies to the POTUS. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

Albert Einstein was Jewish so Trump is transitioning well this morning.

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I see it all the time.

If only he weren't President, he could work for Boeing and fix this.

[Biff Tannen 45,477]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Sometimes his stupidity still surprises me. 

 

The airplane tweets are the most "old man, get off my lawn" things I may have ever seen him say.

[Mo Horn 8,795]

I know there was just a plane crash, but where the hell are the plane / pilot tweets coming from. Did Fox have a story about this? They don't even make sense. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

Whatever deflects attention away from the treason

[Degenerate Gardner 4,081]

Next up: railing against umbrella manufacturers.  Why so complex?

[HenryJames 65,868]

It’s going to be awkward if he ever speaks to his acting Secretary of Defense.

[lemonlime 5,503]

5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I know there was just a plane crash, but where the hell are the plane / pilot tweets coming from. Did Fox have a story about this? They don't even make sense. 

Boeing stock is down.  And the acting secretary of defense was Boeing's CEO.  And, hell, he already accepted credit for no plane crashes early in his term, must come up with rationalization and blame for plane crashes now.

Also bring back the DC-10!  And the Comet!  #MAGA

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

Big time echos of my dad in those airplane tweets.  Everything worth solving was solved last century.  Doing more is only trying to improve on the boomer's already-reached state of perfection.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,302]

So if planes need to be simpler & aircraft carriers need steam catapults instead of digital then we can cut $100B from military spending easily, right? Tell those defense contractors to take out all of that complex stuff so pilots and sailors can be manly men, not scientists. Mike Pence would surely support this initiative.

[Vito Andolini 9,086]

On 3/11/2019 at 9:25 AM, Chuckie Finster said:

He is incapable of admitting fault in any way.  It's incredible.  He can't even admit that he misspoke for a second.

 

 

[Brisketexan 104,462]

 

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

I've been laughing about that since I first saw it on twitter yesterday. Waking up to see that Trump had tweeted Jexodus might be the best thing that's happened this year.

Really, I don't want this to get lost.  This has had me laughing all morning.  "We want to capture the concept of Jews fleeing something.  So, we need a take on the word 'exodus'....yeah, that's what we need.  Because 'exodus' has no relationship to Jews on its own."  That's just some great unintentional comedy right there.

5 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So if planes need to be simpler & aircraft carriers need steam catapults instead of digital then we can cut $100B from military spending easily, right? Tell those defense contractors to take out all of that complex stuff so pilots and sailors can be manly men, not scientists. Mike Pence would surely support this initiative.

Artillery where you light a fuse.  Single shot rifles.  Fuck that, swords -- a blade never jams on you.  That's how we gotta go.  Plus side -- our defense budget is going to plummet, fiscal solvency is in our future.  Down side....gonna need some significant remedial training to get the troops up to speed on fighting like this:

[TornACL 7,673]

He's the epitome of an idiot who thinks he's a genius. Usually people like this just toil away in anonymity, making eyes roll at the local diner or bar. 

In this case, we elected him to the highest office. 

[4th&Five 41,457]

 

[Vito Andolini 9,086]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Not a good sign when the President of the United States is openly trying to alienate Jews. 

Well, one of “them” did steal his girlfriend.

[Vito Andolini 9,086]

3 minutes ago, TornACL said:

He's the epitome of an idiot who thinks he's a genius. Usually people like this just toil away in anonymity, making eyes roll at the local diner or bar. 

In this case, we elected him to the highest office. 

Apologize to Cliff Clavin right now!