Donald Trump 2019

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

Welp, he finally did it. He picked a fight with AOC.     This must be Trump’s “break glass in case of emergency” distraction.

 

[BrickHorn 18,176]

30 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

“Trump did not make a mistake. There are no mistakes.  He was speaking in code!  ‘Orange’ is a self-deprecating reference to Trump himself.  He is telegraphing that he, Donald J Trump, originated the investigation, because the real motivation has always been to bust a Satanic MS13 sex ring Democrats are running out of a Benghazi pizza parlor.  But every word, every syllable, and every letter have meaning.  Trump specifically used the plural ‘oranges’ because he did not act alone.  He of course initiated this investigation with the assistance of his faithful side kick,  the Syracuse University mascot.” /Q

[Francisco 2.0 32,290]

The President gave a speech.  Tonight.  It was televised:

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,342]

5 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Hitler didn't develop any Hortons.  The Horton Brothers developed Hortons.  

 

 

Plus, they hired a Who. 

[RPM 26,185]

11 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

The President gave a speech.  Tonight.  It was televised:

 

[Chooky 13,292]

Trump's secret healthcare plan is some stuff about doctors and medicine and the caring about health and some words about money and a few numbers and also hospitals are mentioned along with some medical stuff.

[Mojo Hand 4,580]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

No he's not.  

He's just trying to win the next election and stay out of the civilian sector prison for another four years.  

 

[ChiTownDoc 21,092]

He’s done and said more stupid shit in the last 24 hrs than Barack Hussein did over the course of 8 years.  And I’m not exaggerating.  Just read this page.  What a fucking clown.  

[Continental Op 3,934]

But Trump isn't hanging around the White House being a black coastal elite muslim Kenyan so it's OK.

[Chooky 13,292]

While today was especially dumb, I've learned, about 19 times in the last couple of years, not to state that "today is as dumb as it can get."  Instead I've learned to be grateful for dumb and appreciate that it's not yet dangerous.  Just dumb so far.  Danger is standing right behind me, isn't it?

[ChiTownDoc 21,092]

2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

While today was especially dumb, I've learned, about 19 times in the last couple of years, not to state that "today is as dumb as it can get."  Instead I've learned to be grateful for dumb and appreciate that it's not yet dangerous.  Just dumb so far.  Danger is standing right behind me, isn't it?

I'm convinced if dipshit was like, 'let's nuke Shithole country X', the powers that be will not follow orders.  Instead he will be given some predetermined excuse.  

 

[Chooky 13,292]

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I'm convinced if dipshit was like, 'let's nuke Shithole country X', the powers that be will not follow orders.  Instead he will be given some predetermined excuse.  

 

I want to nuke El Salvador.

We can't, sir.

Why not?

The targeting systems are not yet compatible with Windows 10.  

[RomaVicta 29,756]

8 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

But Trump isn't hanging around the White House being a black coastal elite muslim Kenyan so it's OK.

So close. So very close. You left out radical black Christian revolutionary. We'll have to remove a point, but it's still a very good score.

 

[BrickHorn 18,176]

Just now, Chooky said:

I want to nuke El Salvador.

We can't, sir.

Why not?

The targeting systems are not yet compatible with Windows 10.  

Damned cyber!  Call that IT kid, Barron.

[Gatorubet 30,064]

7 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

[jimmyjazz 45,513]

44 minutes ago, Chooky said:

While today was especially dumb, I've learned, about 19 times in the last couple of years, not to state that "today is as dumb as it can get."  Instead I've learned to be grateful for dumb and appreciate that it's not yet dangerous.  Just dumb so far.  Danger is standing right behind me, isn't it?

[Degenerate Gardner 4,081]

45 minutes ago, Chooky said:

While today was especially dumb, I've learned, about 19 times in the last couple of years, not to state that "today is as dumb as it can get."  Instead I've learned to be grateful for dumb and appreciate that it's not yet dangerous.  Just dumb so far.  Danger is standing right behind me, isn't it?

Today's dumb is tomorrow's smarter.

[triplehorn 2,664]

4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The before:

 

The final seconds of that interview:

Q: "If you were to lose your fortune today, what would you do tomorrow ?"

A: "Maybe I'd run for president, I don't know."

 

Had he NOT lost his fortune, he probably wouldn't be POTUS today.  beholden.

[TexArcher 37,456]

It's a shame Betsy Devos wants to cancel the Special Olympics.  I think Trump could've medaled in something that doesn't require any athletic ability, like archery.

[Gatorubet 30,064]

8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

God damn we elected the dumbest motherfucker possible.  I mean really, take a step back and look at what we did, objectively.  Donald Trump is president.  Donald fucking Trump.  What a god damn cartoon we've created.

And that is what I think whenever I see one of his fans post on here.   We elected the dumbest motherfucker possible, and that 40% of the rubes who believe his lies will follow him over a cliff, chanting "Lock her up!" until they hit the canyon floor.

[RPM 26,185]

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I'm convinced if dipshit was like, 'let's nuke Shithole country X', the powers that be will not follow orders.  Instead he will be given some predetermined excuse.  

 

We're sorry Mister President, but a female Black/Mexican Democrat judge has issued a court order blocking the launch.

Or... or...

OK Mister President, We just need to see your tax return for the secret final launch code.

Edited April 3, 2019 by RPM

[Mdhorn 5,908]

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

It's a shame Betsy Devos wants to cancel the Special Olympics.  I think Trump could've medaled in something that doesn't require any athletic ability, like archery.

Trump couldn't draw a bow and who would want to be standing anywhere near him if did?

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

15 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

12 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

So PR got 1.5 billion, not 91 billion?  I’m no math major, but that seems like a pretty large difference.

It's the same math he uses to calculate tariffs.

[Patron 230]

46 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Trump couldn't draw a bow and who would want to be standing anywhere near him if did?

 

[4th&Five 41,457]

 

[HenryJames 65,868]

 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,781]

7 hours ago, TexArcher said:

It's a shame Betsy Devos wants to cancel the Special Olympics.  I think Trump could've medaled in something that doesn't require any athletic ability, like archery.

 

Would have played out exactly how it played out when Cartman tried to fake disabilities in order to crush the Special Olympics, only to earn a special award for finishing last overall. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,342]

Trump claimed that the noise from wind turbines causes cancer:

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/04/trump-says-wind-turbine-noise-causes-cancer-it-does-not.html

[atomheartbevo 89,363]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Trump is truly the first and only Aggy President.  

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

31 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Trump claimed that the noise from wind turbines causes cancer:

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/04/trump-says-wind-turbine-noise-causes-cancer-it-does-not.html

To be fair, me listening to Trump say that gave me cancer. 

Edited April 3, 2019 by SuingToGetAMessageBoard?

[Biff Tannen 45,478]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

[horncyclist 1,384]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

When you make up the crises, you can make up the victories. 

[yoladu 4,065]

11 hours ago, Continental Op said:

But Trump isn't hanging around the White House being a black coastal elite muslim Kenyan so it's OK.

Don't forget he is "anti-colonial".. remember when that was apparently a big thing?!

the tribalism within the chattering class on the Right has been completely exposed the last 2 years (if anyone had lingering doubts). 

[yoladu 4,065]

 

On 3/30/2019 at 3:48 PM, 4th&Five said:

Must’ve slept in. 

I must have slept in. Did he not have a GOP House and Senate his first two years?

He wants to create conflict. He had structural advantages in place to get things done his first two years, but he was either too lazy, too stupid, or the effort wouldn't favor his own personal interests.

He is a fraud.

Edited April 3, 2019 by yoladu

[hayden_horn 11,360]

6 minutes ago, yoladu said:

 

I must have slept in. Did he not have a GOP House and Senate his first two years?

He wants to create conflict. He had structural advantages in place to get things done his first two years, but he was either too lazy, too stupid, or the effort wouldn't favor his own personal interests.

He is a fraud.

he is a fraud, for sure, but so is the republican party. 

he had the gop house and senate the first two years, but the tea party faction is not really interested in any sort of proper governance, rather they are more interested in burning everything down and compromise be damned on any topic.

as such, there could be no real compromise, on any issue. that is no way to run a government.

strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

[mdmost 42,777]

Yeah they had the House and Senate but those mean libtards wouldn't let the Senate get over the 60 vote threshold so it's all the libtards fault. NUCLEAR OPTION!

[Biff Tannen 45,478]

6 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

And now we see the violence inherent in the system.

[WhatTheBuck 28,700]

23 minutes ago, yoladu said:

He wants to create conflict. He had structural advantages in place to get things done his first two years, but he was either too lazy, too stupid, or the effort wouldn't favor his own personal interests.

He is a fraud.

Why didn't everyone realize he's a fraud when he went bankrupt in the casino business?

[WhatTheBuck 28,700]

13 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away. 

[4th&Five 41,457]

 

[Biff Tannen 45,478]

lulz

[Winona's Big Orange Bevo 197]

19 hours ago, Skyline said:

 

This is the kind of record scratch that stops everyone from fighting, look at each other and say "WTF?" Supporters don't blink about the other lies 'cause libtears but these may make them stop and sow tiny seeds of doubt. One can hope anyway. 

[Chuckie Finster 22,583]

3 minutes ago, Winona's Big Orange Bevo said:

This is the kind of record scratch that stops everyone from fighting, look at each other and say "WTF?" Supporters don't blink about the other lies 'cause libtears but these may make them stop and sow tiny seeds of doubt. One can hope anyway. 

lol nah

[Biff Tannen 45,478]

4 minutes ago, Winona's Big Orange Bevo said:

One can hope anyway. 

One can hope.  And one can be wrong.

[retread 2,951]

But 57 states

[hayden_horn 11,360]

4 minutes ago, Winona's Big Orange Bevo said:

This is the kind of record scratch that stops everyone from fighting, look at each other and say "WTF?" Supporters don't blink about the other lies 'cause libtears but these may make them stop and sow tiny seeds of doubt. One can hope anyway. 

for me, the real record scratch is when trump, addressing congress critters directly, says something about how he doesn't like "how the votes are tallied."

i would like to think that there were some people in that room that were extremely uncomfortable with that kind of rhetoric.

i would like to think that.

[FondrenRoad 4,378]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

This is him preparing to save face when he doesn't close the border.  His advisors and other GOP politicians have likely been all over him about the border closure nonsense, but Trump can never admit he is wrong.  So what he is going to do is say that Mexico yielded to his desires so he no longer needs to close the border.

[Biff Tannen 45,478]

Me in 2021:

[Lagunamadre 1,975]

50 minutes ago, yoladu said:

 

I must have slept in. Did he not have a GOP House and Senate his first two years?

He wants to create conflict. He had structural advantages in place to get things done his first two years, but he was either too lazy, too stupid, or the effort wouldn't favor his own personal interests.

He is a fraud.

That golf wasn't going to play itself those first two years. Also, all those Trump properties were in desperate need for a some taxpayer money to get them into the black. Priorities. 

[BrickHorn 18,176]

18 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Republicans are for preexisting conditions. Cancer?  AIDS?  Heart disease?  The GOP loves that shit.