Donald Trump 2019

[SimonBolivar 11031]

300 miles of desert to Houston...I hope that some of them are able to make it that desert outpost that is Houston.

 

Edited April 11, 2019 by SimonBolivar

[henrygandorf 29219]

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

treason doth never prosper.

if he's gone in january, 2021, then it wouldn't have been treason.

[Bama Chick 28596]

He said Fifth Avenue connects to Park Avenue.

Don’t they run parallel to each other?

[henrygandorf 29219]

Just now, Bama Chick said:

He said Fifth Avenue connects to Park Avenue.

Don’t they run parallel to each other?
 

traitor!

[4th&Five 41904]

Comparing the size of the City of New York to the State of Texas.  Only Dotard would be shocked by the difference.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5854]

Lulz at the 5 Mexican ninjas dressed in all black showing up on the doorstep. 

[kevwun 16269]

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Lulz at the 5 Mexican ninjas dressed in all black showing up on the doorstep. 

They know two things.  Karate and rape. 

Edited April 11, 2019 by kevwun

[Biff Tannen 46061]

12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

We need more articles like this that just point out his blatant stupidity.  I still cringe when the media tries to suss out what he is trying to say like he actually knows what he is talking about.  He's a fucking child that knows nothing.  Call him out on it.

[Foosters 18225]

 

5 minutes ago, kevwun said:

They know two things.  Karate and rape. 

And some, I assume, are good people.

[yoladu 4187]

21 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Oh.

"Make America Like Other Shitty Countries" doesn't fit on a hat as easily.

[Skyline 325]

 

[shnsajax 3605]

Thank god. And those who would vote for him need to be examined. Is Trump going to nominate Papa John next?

Edited April 11, 2019 by shnsajax

[atomheartbevo 90546]

30 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Comparing the size of the City of New York to the State of Texas.  Only Dotard would be shocked by the difference.

If you told him California was closer to El Paso than Houston is to El Paso, he'd stare at you with a blank look, given he obviously failed geography at some point in his life.

[yoladu 4187]

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"I know nothing about WikiLeaks. It's not my thing and I know there is something having to do with Julian Assange," he said. "I've been seeing what's happened with Assange, and that will be a determination. I would imagine mostly by the attorney general, who is doing an excellent job. So he'll be making a determination. I know nothing really about him. That's not my deal in life."

Wha?

[High Plains Drifter 11161]

37 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

300 miles of desert to Houston...I hope that some of them are able to make it that desert outpost that is Houston.

 

He meant a "food desert".

[henrygandorf 29219]

8 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Wha?

for someone who knows more about media and technology than anyone (so he says), he sure seems to not always know when there are cameras pointing at him.  or at least he assumes that all the recordings self-destruct mission impossible style right after.

a few weeks ago, during a speech, as he was looking directly into the camera, he joked that someone would probably "leak this speech to the media."

is this what dementia looks like?  what a horrible condition.

[Red Five 41596]

“Wall? What wall? I’ve never wanted any kind of border wall between us and Mexico. You are obviously mistaken.”

[4th&Five 41904]

 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

not knowing about wikileaks > not knowing david duke.

[TornACL 7791]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

We need more articles like this that just point out his blatant stupidity.  I still cringe when the media tries to suss out what he is trying to say like he actually knows what he is talking about.  He's a fucking child that knows nothing.  Call him out on it.

It doesn't matter.

Nothing matters. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

point of order:  is there anything that credibly links her retirement to wanting to avoid legal ramifications?  or is it just an inference, equally likely to be because she's old as shit?

[henrygandorf 29219]

22 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

point of order:  is there anything that credibly links her retirement to wanting to avoid legal ramifications?  or is it just an inference, equally likely to be because she's old as shit?

the timing seems a little coincidental, and both stories are basically coming out at the same time (at least that i've heard).

if she had her retirement planned for a while that i didn't know about, i suppose that's possible.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[Skyline 325]

 

[4th&Five 41904]

welp, we’re broke again  

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[henrygandorf 29219]

if i heard the number right, trump mentioned wikileaks 140x during his 2016 campaign.

once again, he's the greatest living expert on everything in existence, unless it's something he's not supposed to know about, then he's never heard of it.

Edited April 12, 2019 by henrygandorf

[Skyline 325]

x-post from immigration thread because it's, uh, something else

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

10 minutes ago, Skyline said:

x-post from immigration thread because it's, uh, something else

 

Sounds like the plot from The Dark Knight. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[SaucyJack 3517]

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If you told him California was closer to El Paso than Houston is to El Paso, he'd stare at you with a blank look, given he obviously failed geography at some point in his life.

[retread 2951]

 

[henrygandorf 29219]

55 minutes ago, Skyline said:

x-post from immigration thread because it's, uh, something else

 

it sounds so fucking ridiculous and specific that you just absolutely know it was at the very least floated as an idea, even as a joke, right?  i mean, seriously with these guys.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3555]

it sounds so fucking ridiculous and specific that you just absolutely know it was at the very least floated as an idea, even as a joke, right?  i mean, seriously with these guys.

Man I'd like to write a lot of this off as a joke, but fool me once shame on me.......I can't count what number we're at now but this is right in line with Trump's modus operandi.


We are being led into a very dark alley and Trump is looking for a fight, be it domestic or abroad.

[henrygandorf 29219]

2 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Man I'd like to write a lot of this off as a joke, but fool me once shame on me.......I can't count what number we're at now but this is right in line with Trump's modus operandi.


We are being led into a very dark alley and Trump is looking for a fight, be it domestic or abroad.

he's already basically said he wants our troops to behave as though they're fighting a war - in our own country, to protect the border.

[Brisketexan 106618]

he's already basically said he wants our troops to behave as though they're fighting a war - in our own country, to protect the border.

Actually, he said he wants them to act like war CRIMINALS, attacking civilians. In our own country. Just to be accurate.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3555]

he's already basically said he wants our troops to behave as though they're fighting a war - in our own country, to protect the border.

Oh I know. We're fortunate to still have "middle management" that tells the troops/trigger pullers "if you do what the President says you'll be on your own in a court of law".

I never thought I'd see the day where I questioned the competence of the Office of The President of The United States.

[Chooky 13337]

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

he's already basically said he wants our troops to behave as though they're fighting a war - in our own country, to protect the border.

You say this like the videos of those Israeli snipers shooting teenagers didn't give you a total freedom boner.  Underestimate the threat of the brown horde of uncircumcised leaf blowers and meat cutters and house framers at your own peril, grasshopper. 

[Nope 3151]

1 hour ago, Skyline said:

x-post from immigration thread because it's, uh, something else

 

Do they expect them to go on a zombie-like killing spree? The thought process behind this is just, wow.

But I’d prefer for them to do this rather than detain them indefinitely.

[SmokeyTheBear 5569]

A glimpse into Stephen Miller's mind. 

Edited April 12, 2019 by SmokeyTheBear

[Degenerate Gardner 4132]

19 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I never thought I'd see the day where I questioned the competence of the Office of The President of The United States.

It's sobering.  Well, almost.

[ChiTownDoc 21323]

6 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

It's sobering.  Well, almost.

Thank God it’s not.  I can barely drink enough to keep up as it is.  

[Tom 2960]

Totally normal behavior from a president:

White House proposed releasing immigrant detainees in sanctuary cities, targeting political foes

Edited April 12, 2019 by Tom

[jimmyjazz 46976]

Man, when Trump plays hardball, he doesn't fuck around.  "You know what I'm gonna do?  I'm gonna release all those immigrants  <evil laugh>"

[David Dennison 19441]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

That man loves to go on tee vee and pants himself.

[Aqua Buddha 14782]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Man, when Trump plays hardball, he doesn't fuck around.  "You know what I'm gonna do?  I'm gonna release all those immigrants  <evil laugh>"

Too bad he never played hardball in bankruptcy court with all those people he defaulted on.

[Aqua Buddha 14782]

3 hours ago, Skyline said:

x-post from immigration thread because it's, uh, something else

 

Can't wait to see what Democratic president will do to those counties who don't want to enforce gun laws.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Man, when Trump plays hardball, he doesn't fuck around.  "You know what I'm gonna do?  I'm gonna release all those immigrants  "

And that’s how you know he really, truly believes the racist garbage he spews about all immigrants being rapists, drug dealers, and criminals.

Because the thought process is clear -

I’m pissed at these sanctuary cities > I want to punish them and humiliate them and make them look wrong and dumb > wouldn’t it be grand if a bunch of immigrants started committing a bunch of crime in those sanctuary cities > we have a bunch of immigrants detained in/near those sanctuary cities > let’s release all those immigrants and watch the crime rate SOAR

The plan falls apart if you don’t actually believe that all immigrants are inherently criminals.

Otherwise you’re just releasing detained immigrants. Which we know goes against everything Trump stands for.

So the next time a bumpkin Trumpkin tries to gaslight and say Trump doesn’t really mean and believe all the nonsense he spouts, that he just exaggerates to make a rhetorical point and to get the media and everyone else’s attention, tell them to eat dirt.

[henrygandorf 29219]

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

The plan falls apart if you don’t actually believe that all immigrants are inherently criminals.
 

 

don't be silly.  each and every released immigrant will be on "purge" rules, where they're encouraged to commit as many crimes as they can.  they will all have signed pardons in the back pocket of their mma fighter uniforms.

most of this was covered in stephen miller's high school student council speech.  right after he ridiculed the janitors.