Donald Trump 2019

[hayden_horn 11402]

His left eye is twice as open as his right

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Blame the DEMOCRATS 

[mdmost 43920]

Such low energy. 

[Biff Tannen 46150]

I see no live fact checking from the NYT.  What gives?

[achooloco 1086]

he breathes like a big ol' fat person

[hayden_horn 11402]

His neck is trying to absorb his tie. 

[longhorndude 146]

His left eye is twice as open as his right

Pink eye

[SimonBolivar 11062]

Man he has a lot of medals. I'm impressed.

[atomheartbevo 90632]

He just admitted he’s not going to reopen the government.   

Fucking stupid.  Nancy is going to make the GOP scream.  

[longhorndude 146]

WHY NOT DONE!

[mdmost 43920]

Ha ha. Hopefully we can put aside partisan politics to get this done. But it's the Democrats fault this isn't getting done.

[atomheartbevo 90632]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

His neck is trying to absorb his tie. 

It’s trying to imitate a vagina.  

[4th&Five 41980]

Walls around houses!

[Mo Horn 8937]

Love the people on the inside

[LonghornJudas 1137]

Illegal Elian? I thought we got rid of that kid?

[mdmost 43920]

MS13!!!!

[BrickHorn 18447]

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

His neck is trying to absorb his tie. 

His neck has a cameltoe.

[heso 2863]

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

His neck is trying to absorb his tie. 

His body is trying to suck his head like a turtle. He’s scared. Sad. 

[4th&Five 41980]

Stephen Miller section of the speech. 

[atomheartbevo 90632]

People are going to forget everything he says tonight.  

But they will remember it when their lines are insanely long at the airports, and when their tax refunds are delayed. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8975]

Im building a wall around my house next year

[longhorndude 146]

Scary brown people dog whistle.

[immamac 44308]

This is fucking embarrassing

[mdmost 43920]

So a fucking wall is going to stop all of this?

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3870]

He cannot fake empathy.  

[SimonBolivar 11062]

So sad

[Mo Horn 8937]

I shouldn't be laughing, right? 

[4th&Five 41980]

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26835]

So a fucking wall is going to stop all of this?

You mean a “physical barrier,” surely.

[TornACL 7792]

This would be a totally average middle school debate opening statement. 

[hayden_horn 11402]

Now imagine she's white

[atomheartbevo 90632]

Just now, immamac said:

This is fucking embarrassing

Whoever put his microphone on, deliberately did it to pick up every wheeze or snort.  

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3870]

Posited:  more people are killed by Houstonians than illegal aliens every single year.  Yet we do nothing about building a wall around Houston.  It’s not because we hate the people in Houston.  It’s becaise we love the ones outside.  

[4th&Five 41980]

If nothing else I got a chance in real time to show my 10 year old what a wannabe tyrant looks like. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8975]

lolol. the fuck?

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13624]

Shepard contradicting everything Trump said.

[4th&Five 41980]

That was awful and won’t even move the needle with the MAGA-tards. 

[mdmost 43920]

I don't know bros. I mean I think I'm convinced now. This wall err steel barrier can stop illegals from killing, raping, and being a part of MS13. 

Edited January 9, 2019 by mdmost

[GSU&UT 1799]

Wasn't even going to think about watching that shit, did he go completely off-script?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Tonight Donald Trump became President 

[longhorndude 146]

I truly hate this fat orange shit stain on humanity.

[SimonBolivar 11062]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

That was awful and won’t even move the needle with the MAGA-tards. 

They were going to love anything.

[Biff Tannen 46150]

Had it on mute.  That was nice.

[hayden_horn 11402]

1 minute ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Posited:  more people are killed by Houstonians than illegal aliens every single year.  Yet we do nothing about building a wall around Houston.  It’s not because we hate the people in Houston.  It’s becaise we love the ones outside.  

From the inside, we can't explain it, from the outside, you can't understand it. 

Posited: forget houston, let's wall off brian/college station. 

[yoladu 4188]

jesus christ.. that speech

impeach the motherfucker.

[EuroHorn 3295]

Is Schumer going to cry?

[SimonBolivar 11062]

Just now, GSU&UT said:

Wasn't even going to think about watching that shit, did he go completely off-script?

He read from the prompter word for word.

[Larry T. Spider 1747]

That was a weird 15 minute rant about random cases involving illegal immigrants. Strange.

[Francisco 2.0 32585]

You know, there are times that HDTV is just wonderful.

This was not one of those times.

[4th&Five 41980]