Donald Trump 2019

[hayden_horn 11360]

His left eye is twice as open as his right

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Blame the DEMOCRATS 

[mdmost 42775]

Such low energy. 

[Biff Tannen 45477]

I see no live fact checking from the NYT.  What gives?

[achooloco 1065]

he breathes like a big ol' fat person

[hayden_horn 11360]

His neck is trying to absorb his tie. 

[longhorndude 146]

His left eye is twice as open as his right

Pink eye

[SimonBolivar 10898]

Man he has a lot of medals. I'm impressed.

[atomheartbevo 89362]

He just admitted he’s not going to reopen the government.   

Fucking stupid.  Nancy is going to make the GOP scream.  

[longhorndude 146]

WHY NOT DONE!

[mdmost 42775]

Ha ha. Hopefully we can put aside partisan politics to get this done. But it's the Democrats fault this isn't getting done.

[atomheartbevo 89362]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

His neck is trying to absorb his tie. 

It’s trying to imitate a vagina.  

[4th&Five 41457]

Walls around houses!

[Mo Horn 8795]

Love the people on the inside

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Illegal Elian? I thought we got rid of that kid?

[mdmost 42775]

MS13!!!!

[BrickHorn 18176]

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

His neck is trying to absorb his tie. 

His neck has a cameltoe.

[heso 2748]

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

His neck is trying to absorb his tie. 

His body is trying to suck his head like a turtle. He’s scared. Sad. 

[4th&Five 41457]

Stephen Miller section of the speech. 

[atomheartbevo 89362]

People are going to forget everything he says tonight.  

But they will remember it when their lines are insanely long at the airports, and when their tax refunds are delayed. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Im building a wall around my house next year

[longhorndude 146]

Scary brown people dog whistle.

[immamac 42492]

This is fucking embarrassing

[mdmost 42775]

So a fucking wall is going to stop all of this?

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

He cannot fake empathy.  

[SimonBolivar 10898]

So sad

[Mo Horn 8795]

I shouldn't be laughing, right? 

[4th&Five 41457]

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26232]

So a fucking wall is going to stop all of this?

You mean a “physical barrier,” surely.

[TornACL 7673]

This would be a totally average middle school debate opening statement. 

[hayden_horn 11360]

Now imagine she's white

[atomheartbevo 89362]

Just now, immamac said:

This is fucking embarrassing

Whoever put his microphone on, deliberately did it to pick up every wheeze or snort.  

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

Posited:  more people are killed by Houstonians than illegal aliens every single year.  Yet we do nothing about building a wall around Houston.  It’s not because we hate the people in Houston.  It’s becaise we love the ones outside.  

[4th&Five 41457]

If nothing else I got a chance in real time to show my 10 year old what a wannabe tyrant looks like. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

lolol. the fuck?

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13537]

Shepard contradicting everything Trump said.

[4th&Five 41457]

That was awful and won’t even move the needle with the MAGA-tards. 

[mdmost 42775]

I don't know bros. I mean I think I'm convinced now. This wall err steel barrier can stop illegals from killing, raping, and being a part of MS13. 

Edited January 9, 2019 by mdmost

[GSU&UT 1798]

Wasn't even going to think about watching that shit, did he go completely off-script?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Tonight Donald Trump became President 

[longhorndude 146]

I truly hate this fat orange shit stain on humanity.

[SimonBolivar 10898]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

That was awful and won’t even move the needle with the MAGA-tards. 

They were going to love anything.

[Biff Tannen 45477]

Had it on mute.  That was nice.

[hayden_horn 11360]

1 minute ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Posited:  more people are killed by Houstonians than illegal aliens every single year.  Yet we do nothing about building a wall around Houston.  It’s not because we hate the people in Houston.  It’s becaise we love the ones outside.  

From the inside, we can't explain it, from the outside, you can't understand it. 

Posited: forget houston, let's wall off brian/college station. 

[yoladu 4065]

jesus christ.. that speech

impeach the motherfucker.

[EuroHorn 3204]

Is Schumer going to cry?

[SimonBolivar 10898]

Just now, GSU&UT said:

Wasn't even going to think about watching that shit, did he go completely off-script?

He read from the prompter word for word.

[Larry T. Spider 1740]

That was a weird 15 minute rant about random cases involving illegal immigrants. Strange.

[Francisco 2.0 32290]

You know, there are times that HDTV is just wonderful.

This was not one of those times.

[4th&Five 41457]