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2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

he says he wants to make america great again.  turns out, he's made it to where america isn't even america anymore.

-unchecked authoritarian/king-like leader

-changing the laws when he feels like it

-feels that laws don't apply to him, does what he wants

-instructs all his people to ignore any type of inquiry

-has soldiers (mcconnell) stonewalling everything possible

-lies about absolutely everything

-has made repeated remarks about extending his own reign past the point of law (when he hasn't even been reelected yet)

-fires his people on a whim if they don't fall in line and agree with everything he says

-attempted to fire people appointed to investigate him (still is trying to)

-changes border laws; locks kids in cages

-sides with other dictators against his own govt entities/intelligence community

-publicly threatens people/countries daily

-publicly threatens/belittles leaders from other parties

-publicly threatens the free press

-repeatedly calls the press the enemy of the people

(i'm sure there are more, feel free to add to the list)

 

does this sound like america to you?

 

It sounds like the modern Republican Party.

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I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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For all the reasons that hg listed, impeachment should have started as soon as the Mueller report was released, or when Barr refused to testify.

There certainly is a game within the game of timing everything out. I just don't think Pelosi and co. have as much time as they think. With all of the out of session dates, the meat of 2019 is slipping away with each passing week.

As uninformed as the average voter is, their attention span is equally poor. Try starting impeachment in Jan or Feb. Many will have long forgotten the Mueller report.

I think the Ds are going to have to force this issue and stand strong against any criticism. There need to be 10 hour hearings every day that they're in session -- preferably in one setting (impeachment inquiry). All of the Ds going on TV and pushing the get-all-the-facts narrative is great, but there are so many disparate narratives out there, that it's just noise to the voters imo.

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4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Correct. Their names are Thomas Shipp and Abram Smith. There was a murder but they were also falsely accused of raping a white woman. That was always a good excuse for a lynching. You could buy that photo on a postcard to send to your friends and family. 

Weird to think that friends of Armybrat’s grandkids could just walk into a Five-and-Dime, buy one of those, throw a penny stamp on it, mail it across the country, and nobody would bat an eye.  

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1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

he says he wants to make america great again.  turns out, he's made it to where america isn't even america anymore.

-unchecked authoritarian/king-like leader

-changing the laws when he feels like it

-feels that laws don't apply to him, does what he wants

-instructs all his people to ignore any type of inquiry

-has soldiers (mcconnell) stonewalling everything possible

-lies about absolutely everything

-has made repeated remarks about extending his own reign past the point of law (when he hasn't even been reelected yet)

-fires his people on a whim if they don't fall in line and agree with everything he says

-attempted to fire people appointed to investigate him (still is trying to)

-changes border laws; locks kids in cages

-sides with other dictators against his own govt entities/intelligence community

-publicly threatens people/countries daily

-publicly threatens/belittles leaders from other parties

-publicly threatens the free press

-repeatedly calls the press the enemy of the people

(i'm sure there are more, feel free to add to the list)

 

does this sound like america to you?

 

oh, and i don't have the current tally, but i'm pretty sure there are still a lot of senate-confirmable positions filled with "acting" appointees who haven't and won't ever be confirmed.  still rubs me the wrong way, but much like his tax returns, just get lost in the shuffle.

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28 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

oh, and i don't have the current tally, but i'm pretty sure there are still a lot of senate-confirmable positions filled with "acting" appointees who haven't and won't ever be confirmed.  still rubs me the wrong way, but much like his tax returns, just get lost in the shuffle.

At a time when we're flirting with a war with Iran, we have an acting Defense Secretary. And his future is in doubt because he called John McCain a hero. 

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If you could tap into Trump's brain for a day, this is what you would experience...

You would skip breakfast.  Breakfast is for LOSERS.  Instead, you sit at your desk and watch footage of last week's rally, where all of those lovely people were cheering and thanking you.  Your chest (but really your waist) swells with pride at the thought of the good you are bringing to them.  You are loved, literally, by all.

Before settling in to the meat of your day, you tune into CNN for 15 minutes to get the opposition's view.  Why do you even bother?  An interview of Kamala Harris by Van Jones from the night before that is nothing but hateful negativity, fake poll numbers and the possibility of impeachment.  Why can't they accept that America LOVES me and that their was NO COLLUSION? What vile fucking apes pushing their fucking fake news.  How lucky America is to have me save it from itself and its own repulsive, lowest forms.  You fire off half a dozen profound tweets.

Your morning is full.  First, you take a call from a stern Vladmir Putin who gives you lukewarm praise for your just-posted, pro-Russian tweets.  You are overcome with an utterly alien, overwhelmingly positive feeling that others would recognize instantly as the comfort of paternal love.  You are visited in your office by your daughter, Ivanka.  The blood immediately rushes to your cock.  Damn, she is a truly exquisite piece of ass and almost as capable otherwise as a son would be.  What a lucky father I am.  Oh.  She's stopped talking.  What the hell was she saying? You make an unintelligible noise and she leaves to execute on it.  With a few minutes before lunch, you contemplate the gravity of being President.  Why has there never been a presidential crown?  You fire off an email to Mick Mulvaney commissioning him to procure one.  Productive morning, rocking it today...

You break for lunch and tune into Fox News, where crooked Hillary is still getting away with MURDER.  What a massive, criminal cunt.  Its amazing she hasn't been taken out already.  You make a mental note to ask your staff to find out why.  As you wrap up lunch, you fire off a half dozen profound tweets.

With so much accomplished in the morning, you are looking forward to a light afternoon.  You spend it in idle contemplation of your life and current position.  How you made a fortune from VIRTUALLY nothing.  How you crafted a business and media empire.  How that propelled you to the Presidency where you are now fulfilling your DESTINY to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!  You would recognize that even though you are not pious, there is indeed a God, and that you are his instrument.  Thank God for you.  But really, God should be thanking you for you.  You write that last part down and underline it on a random, unread intelligence briefing.  Should make sure its included in next biography.

Dinner is a repeat of lunch.  Melania is there but not, absorbed by her phone as she is these days.  You gesture at Hannity on the tube.  "See honeypot, that's exactly what I was thinking should be done!"  Without looking up, Melania makes an unintelligible noise that you interpret as confirmation.  You fire off a half dozen profound tweets that effectively declares war on Transylvania, places tariffs on dildos made in Uzbekistan and pardons Rosie O'Donnell from being cancelled by ABC.  Getting things done for America -- even over dinner!  Obama would probably eating fried chicken and playing basketball by now, the LOSER.

Finally, with Melania having ensconced herself elsewhere for the night, you would lie in bed alone and your mind would begin to wander with liberty.  You would see the face of Nancy Pelosi above you.  She would be cooing to you, "There, there, Donald.  You have to take your medicine.  It may not taste good, but its so good for you."  You would feel the blood rushing back to your cock.  Pelosi would stand, squat over your face and begin to piss.  "Yes, Donnie.  That's a good boy. Take. Your. Medicine."

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8 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

holding the hearings then having the senate blow off the vote is ridiculous, even to consider for them.

I would be happy with a down the middle approach:  the House should start the inquiry and relentlessly uncover and lay out the facts, which would prompt the Senate majority to become even more brazen in their acknowledgement that they will never convict on impeachment trial.  Pelosi can then say with no shame whatsoever that "we have all we need to impeach but the Senate will not convict, so we see it as a waste of time" . . . right around late summer 2020.  Gut the Senators up for reelection and get out the national vote as well.

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7 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

oh, and i don't have the current tally, but i'm pretty sure there are still a lot of senate-confirmable positions filled with "acting" appointees who haven't and won't ever be confirmed.  still rubs me the wrong way, but much like his tax returns, just get lost in the shuffle.

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/trump-vows-mass-immigration-arrests-removals-of-millions-of-illegal-aliens-starting-next-week/2019/06/17/4e366f5e-916d-11e9-aadb-74e6b2b46f6a_story.html

Chances he'll be using boxcar trains to transport the detainees to camps? 

Trump and Republicans will say they're just enforcing the law. But the law is broken becuse of the faaIlure of our government, much of the failure rests with Trump. Instead of working with Democrats to solve the broken laws and policies, Trump is undertaking cruel and inhumane policies that will be remembered by history alongside the trail of years and Japanese internment. It did not have to be this way. Schumer offered him his wall in exchange for permanent status for DACA recipients. Trump walked away. This is 100% on him.

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40 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Bravo! You truly and faithfully channeled our President Ignatius J. Reilly.

How dare you. Ignatius was legitimately concerned for the working poor, as evidenced by the series of letters to his ex-lover detailing his attempts at unionizing workers at the Levy Pants plant in New Orleans. 

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Of course Florida is the hotbed for Q.  Them and College Station I would imagine.  That's something I don't get about a lot of trumpkins on this site.  How can they look at something that aggy fully endorses and think, "huh, aggy is actually right about this one"?  That's your dead giveaway right there!  If aggy supports it, not only is it wrong, it's fucking stupid too.

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Is Q just a fraternal organization at this point?  Someone posted a big time throw back quote from Adam Sandler’s first comedy album about joining a cult a few days ago.  That’s what it seems like to me.  They get together to hang out and say “oh yeah, long live the beast or whatever” because pretending to believe is the ticket for chillin with your bros.  It’s sort of implied in WWG1WGA. 

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5 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Is Q just a fraternal organization at this point?  Someone posted a big time throw back quote from Adam Sandler’s first comedy album about joining a cult a few days ago.  That’s what it seems like to me.  They get together to hang out and say “oh yeah, long live the beast or whatever” because pretending to believe is the ticket for chillin with your bros.  It’s sort of implied in WWG1WGA. 

Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' hate it too, long live the fuckin beast.

I probably use that line once a month, especially now that it's approaching 100.

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Qanon is one of the more disturbing political movements I’ve seen.  It’s has the grift level of Scientology and the ideology of a borderline terrorist organization.  

The Qanon utopia is a single party Trump controlled fascist government where dissenters/political enemies are arrested and executed via military tribunals.   Lots of ancient anti-Semitic tropes run through the Qanon conspiracy theory too.  (Like the pedovore cabal of globalists that run an underground sex trafficking ring.)

Not exactly your local Rotary club or fraternal organization.

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3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Qanon is one of the more disturbing political movements I’ve seen.  It’s has the grift level of Scientology and the ideology of a borderline terrorist organization.  

The Qanon utopia is a single party Trump controlled fascist government where dissenters/political enemies are arrested and executed via military tribunals.   Lots of ancient anti-Semitic tropes run through the Qanon conspiracy theory too.  (Like the pedovore cabal of globalists that run an underground sex trafficking ring.)

Not exactly your local Rotary club or fraternal organization.

But simpering quislings like @TahoeHorn will still fetch the donuts for them.

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9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump needs a strong showing in FL in 2020 

He can have it.  I think of many more plausible and easier paths for the Democrats than converting trashy jort wearing bath salt weirdos in Florida. 

 

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7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Qanon is one of the more disturbing political movements I’ve seen.  It’s has the grift level of Scientology and the ideology of a borderline terrorist organization.  

The Qanon utopia is a single party Trump controlled fascist government where dissenters/political enemies are arrested and executed via military tribunals.   Lots of ancient anti-Semitic tropes run through the Qanon conspiracy theory too.  (Like the pedovore cabal of globalists that run an underground sex trafficking ring.)

Not exactly your local Rotary club or fraternal organization.

yeah, but I bet there is a very wide gulf between number of people that do Q talk because they believe in it and number of people that do Q talk because it fills some loneliness void or something.

 

Look at these guys.

 

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That's an IKEA stock boy, a high school football coach and a Harley Davidson salesman.  They do their job, go home and log on and play some 2019 version of Clue online and then meet up with their next tailgate to discuss all the happenings.  I don't think it is real to any of them.

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12 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This is nuts.

Yep. Fucking crazy time we are in. Worst is yet to come though. Trump is too incompetent to start the rival-killing phase of our fall into a banana republic dictatorship, but he did lay out a clear workable roadmap for a competent fascist with big dreams. 

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4 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

I’m sure it’s news to Trump.

Yeah, just like he was unaware of his administration ramping up sales of lethal arms to Ukraine. lol. 

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For all of the loose (frequently hysterical) talk in Congress, the foreign policy community, and the news media about President Donald Trump’s alleged eagerness to appease Vladimir Putin, U.S. policy remains as confrontational as ever toward Russia.

Among other actions, the Trump administration has involved U.S. forces in NATO military exercises (war games) in Poland and other East European countries on Russia’s border, as well as in naval maneuvers in the Black Sea near Russia’s sensitive naval base at Sevastopol. Washington has even sent U.S. troops as participants in joint military exercises with Ukrainian forces—an act that Moscow considers especially provocative, given its tense relations with Kiev.

On no issue is the administration’s risky course more evident than its military policy toward Ukraine. Recent measures are certain to provoke Moscow further, and entangle the United States to an unwise extent with an extremely murky, ideologically troubling Ukrainian regime.

https://www.cato.org/publications/commentary/washington-quietly-increases-lethal-weapons-ukraine

Any action by the administration that could be conceivably argued as not being against Russia's interests = Trump puppet

Any action by the administration that clearly harms Russia's interests = lol mush brained cheeto dick doesn't know about that

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25 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Yeah, just like he was unaware of his administration ramping up sales of lethal arms to Ukraine. lol. 

https://www.cato.org/publications/commentary/washington-quietly-increases-lethal-weapons-ukraine

Any action by the administration that could be conceivably argued as not being against Russia's interests = Trump puppet

Any action by the administration that clearly harms Russia's interests = lol mush brained cheeto dick doesn't know about that

US forces engaged in war game drills with NATO forces?  How many years has THAT exercise been going on ? 

Yet from yesterday's news:

That NYT story is remarkable, clearly a deliberate leak from within the Nat Security apparatus indicating that Pentagon doesn't trust trump to act appropriately on our nation's behalf over the interests of Putin.  To be clear, the cybercom measures taken did not require Trump's authorization or approval.  It's reassuring to know that someone is looking out for our best interests when we have a compromised stooge in the Oval.

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26 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

That's about what I'd expect.  Every one of those intellectual titans' votes counts as much as yours.

Since they're in Florida and we have the electoral college, their vote actually counts A LOT more than mine. 

 

 

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US forces engaged in war game drills with NATO forces?  How many years has THAT exercise been going on ? 

Yet from yesterday's news:

That NYT story is remarkable, clearly a deliberate leak from within the Nat Security apparatus indicating that Pentagon doesn't trust trump to act appropriately on our nation's behalf over the interests of Putin.  To be clear, the cybercom measures taken did not require Trump's authorization or approval.  It's reassuring to know that someone is looking out for our best interests when we have a compromised stooge in the Oval.

Why is puppet Trump selling arms (including anti-tank missiles) to Ukraine and providing US advisers to train Ukrainian troops?  Obama decided not to sell Javelins to the neo-nazis in Kiev as he believed it would be too upsetting for the Russians.  

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

He can have it.  I think of many more plausible and easier paths for the Democrats than converting trashy jort wearing bath salt weirdos in Florida. 

 

I’m curious how the Puerto Rican influx changes things. He’ll win northern FL for sure. I can confidently say that southern FL will see next level voter suppression tactics. 

Also the Russians will be in full blown hack mode 

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