Donald Trump 2019

[Underdog 29221]

12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

if they lose he’ll take to Twitter to shit on Team USA. 

water is wet, OU sux, all those kinds of things. 

[Francisco 2.0 32612]

17 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Pretty sure his next to move is to just shit on soccer as a whole

Eh, the #MAGA crowd already thinks it's a socialist sport so they will cheer.

[henrygandorf 29229]

it's one thing for the raptors or warriors to turn him down (but what about black unemployment numbers, owners??).  it's yet another for a u.s. team.  this could get good.

[RPM 26679]

It's just soccer. I hear some people call it football, but it's not real football, it's just soccer. Plus it's girls, who wants to wanch a bunch of low iq ugly women that look nothing like my beautiful daughter Ivanka, that's a real woman. That's something you desire, I mean can't you just imagine? I know I can, but not those soccer girls. Plus I hear their ratings are horrible.

[Nolacycling 893]

I think Carter did an interview w/Playboy and admitted to "lusting in his mind". Last century that stuff didn't go over well.

[BLKNSTY 290]

If the women’s team can pull it off, definitelyyyy gonna cop a rapinoe jersey.

but not a minute before damnit.

[henrygandorf 29229]

4 minutes ago, BLKNSTY said:

If the women’s team can pull it off, definitelyyyy gonna cop a rapinoe jersey.

to go with your uss mccain hat?

[DDD Dad 14663]

16 minutes ago, RPM said:

It's just soccer. I hear some people call it football, but it's not real football, it's just soccer. Plus it's girls, who wants to wanch a bunch of low iq ugly women that look nothing like my beautiful daughter Ivanka, that's a real woman. That's something you desire, I mean can't you just imagine? I know I can, but not those soccer girls. Plus I hear their ratings are horrible.

You can have Ivanka.  I'll take Alex Morgan, thank you.

[atomheartbevo 90678]

17 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

I think Carter did an interview w/Playboy and admitted to "lusting in his mind". Last century that stuff didn't go over well.

This is what nearly sunk him.  

[WhatTheBuck 28941]

16 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

I think Carter did an interview w/Playboy and admitted to "lusting in his mind". Last century that stuff didn't go over well.

Lusting in his heart. Every man does it every day. Carter was just being honest. 

He's easily the most genuinely Christian president in my lifetime. Probably in history. 

[Lurch 5951]

I'm a man, I'm 40. I was talking to my coworker who is 46 and he said pretty much that. The spectre of Carter was way more than the reality ever was. From what I can tell he was a great man and maybe a weak president, but I would take his next-to-dead ass over what he currently have any day.

Your friend was 5-9 through his term, FWIW

[4th&Five 42026]

75? Why not 100%

 

[Gil Bang 26251]

He wants to blow his fat little boyfriend at the DMZ.

[Radical Larry 28826]

BORING!

[HenryJames 67466]

8 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

He wants to blow his fat little boyfriend at the DMZ.

 

[henrygandorf 29229]

23 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

75? Why not 100%

 

which poll is he even talking about?

i'm pretty sure i heard 54% earlier today, in the context of: "~68% of americans say the economy is strong, and of those people, 54% approve of the job trump is doing."  and the only reason i heard it, is because when the numbers were similar for bush and obama, that number was closer to 75-80% approval.  if he's using that number, that's hilarious (and fitting) because it was only talked about because of how historically low it is.

(i can't remember if the 68% number is accurate, i wasn't really paying attn, but i remember 54%)

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While there, if Chairman Kim of North Korea sees this, I would meet him at the Border/DMZ just to shake his hand and say Hello(?)!

Secret Service has to be thrilled at this prospect.

[4th&Five 42026]

13 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Holy shit! What a pussy. 

 

Edited June 28, 2019 by 4th&Five

[henrygandorf 29229]

73 yo wm looking to "shake hands" with 35 yo korean man.  if yes, please mt at border.  kthx.

seems legit.

[4th&Five 42026]

Just now, henrygandorf said:

73 yo om looking to "shake hands" with 35 yo korean man.  if yes, please mt at border.  kthx.

seems legit.

Fixed

[henrygandorf 29229]

took me a minute.  worth it.

[Eskimohorn 5682]

While there, if Chairman Kim of North Korea sees this, I would meet him at the Border/DMZ just to shake his hand and say Hello(?)!

 

 

Trump would be the safest American in Russia, China, and North Korea.

[WhatTheBuck 28941]

9 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

 

 

Trump would be the safest American in Russia, China, and North Korea.

Until his usefulness is exhausted. 

[Francisco 2.0 32612]

35 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

[Francisco 2.0 32612]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

Your friend was 5-9 through his term, FWIW

I know. He was recalling conversations and other anecdotes.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11860]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Lusting in his heart. Every man does it every day. Carter was just being honest. 

He's easily the most genuinely Christian president in my lifetime. Probably in history. 

Not to thread jack but this is one of the most insightful pieces I’ve read on Carter and why it turned out the way it did politically.

https://millercenter.org/president/carter/domestic-affairs

 

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26910]

73 yo wm looking to "shake hands" with 35 yo korean man.  if yes, please mt at border.  kthx.
seems legit.

Also I have lots of imitation crab meat in my freezer

[4th&Five 42026]

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13637]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Is it me you're looking for?

[JimmyJames 12271]

Been mainly gone awhile. I see trump is still the president and still spouting nonsense. Oh well. Won’t be long now. Troll actvity seems      down.

Does anyone have any donuts? 

[4th&Five 42026]

[Mojo Hand 4580]

[Message Board User 12409]

 

[TexEx15 17959]

55 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Is it me you're looking for?

Do you like Pina Coladas?

[henrygandorf 29229]

it's getting more and more difficult to tell what is and is not a saturday night live sketch.

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[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Biff Tannen 46203]

Nice shade.

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Maybe MBS can tag along on the SK road trip.

[Bama Chick 28596]

John Brennan has pretty good Twitter game for an old deep state dude.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Red Five 41787]

Very important meetings.

[RPM 26679]

4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

[HenryJames 67466]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[HenryJames 67466]

7 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13637]

20 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

"You know, after 9-11, I had the tallest building in Manhattan. It was incredible!"

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[HenryJames 67466]

42 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

"You know, after 9-11, I had the tallest building in Manhattan. It was incredible!"

“So I just want to say thanks.”