Donald Trump 2019

[SameSame 1,692]

Cold stale french fries, so thoughtful 

[Biff Tannen 45,491]

What a stupid cartoon we live in.

[Born to Run 6,556]

His hair and complexion look more reasonable and life like.

[Atx71 146]

35 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

I’d tear that spread up. 

Well sure....after you spread his cheeks.

[bad_teammate 13,131]

I'm going to go ahead and drink tonight. Chilling out on the ledge with Brisket. Got my feet dangling over and swinging them like a little kid who just ate 3 soft serves from Mickey Ds.

[Biff Tannen 45,491]

39 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

I’d tear that spread up. 

Excellent trolling.  9/10

[Fozzz 152]

That doesn’t make any sense at all, Atx. 

Edited January 15, 2019 by Fozzz

[Gil Bang 25,894]

fat fuck getting gravy IVs now?

 

 

[JimmyJames 12,271]

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What a stupid cartoon we live in.

You killed him Frank!

Don’t worry, I’m gonna entire the time vortex and let the plan engine drop on my head instead. That will hopefully end this tangent. At least I think and hope it will. 

[Horn Dog 9,670]

9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

fat fuck getting gravy IVs now?

 

 

I guess sometimes pussy grabs back.

[jimmyjazz 45,538]

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

Fatboy President wants Big Macs, that's the reason he did this.

 

Can nobody dress the man?  Please tell me that's an overcoat.

[Chuckie Finster 22,596]

 

God damnit Ben. Trump yelling at Lawnmower Kid and ordering a billion Big Macs are two of the funniest things he’s done. Combining them into a joke should be impossible to screw up, yet you manage...

[Horn Dog 9,670]

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

Fatboy President wants Big Macs, that's the reason he did this.

 

 

[Slacks 6,791]

Can nobody dress the man?  Please tell me that's an overcoat.

That's an overcoat

[skeeter 453]

 

Just woke up from a coma ... did aggy win the Natty?

 

[Rimbo 25,766]

[Slade 263]

Well...that's what they get for going lol. Did they somehow think Trump and this staff wasn't going to find a way to blow this easy layup? 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Melania probably keeps a switchblade on her at all times.

[Degenerate Gardner 4,081]

12 minutes ago, Slade said:

Well...that's what they get for going lol. Did they somehow think Trump and this staff wasn't going to find a way to blow this easy layup? 

I wish they'd pelted DOTUS with Big Macs.  Sure it might reflect poorly on their university, but such a public rebuke of Trump would have been epic.  In the long run it would have been a net gain for Clemson.

Edited January 15, 2019 by Degenerate Gardner

[RomaVicta 29,769]

The half life of a hamburger is very short as the heat radiates away. All the time they're taking to set the room up and display the lovely cardboard boxes  is killing the edibility of the offering.

I guess Donald is looking forward to microwaving the leftovers for the next few days as he waits for the the ebil Dems to return to DC and negotiate with him.

The whole thing is just kind of sad. Trump so pleased with himself and the buffet. An out of touch dotard glad handing the rubes.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

lol

Win a National Championship. Go to The White House. Look at his utter joy.

[retread 2,951]

I'm sure Dabo promised them real food after they leave the WH.

[Hank Kingsley 20,673]

Dressed up in a suit and tie at The White House and the Baconator-in-Chief serves up junk food. Poetry.

[CooterBrown 17,901]

There’s some law in the state constitution of Mississippi that forces admittance of state residents.

I think that’s pretty common in low pop. states.

[AeroHorn 735]

46 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Trump ready to Welcome Clemson:

Man, Trump is so selfishly oblivious. Doesn't he have an any inkling about how cheap this looks? He went with the minimum because he is paying for it? Where is the concept of honoring the guest? If I invite even the most poor of my friends to my home and offered fast food, they will refuse to eat. Heck, the food we distribute to homeless in SFO/Oakland is much better than this crap.

 

[bolverk 29,392]

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

Near the end of this clip, he seems to come to the realization what a shitty reception this looks like for a national championship team. At first, he's all "this is great American food." At the end, he thanks his White House staff and seems to blame the food on the shut-down.

[Aqua Buddha 14,500]

So, he's a "billionaire" and sprung for fast food?  What a choad.

[4th&Five 41,457]

There’s also zero chance he ends up paying out of his own pocket. 

[Gil Bang 25,894]

oh shit

 

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

The half life of a hamburger is very short as the heat radiates away. All the time they're taking to set the room up and display the lovely cardboard boxes  is killing the edibility of the offering.

I guess Donald is looking forward to microwaving the leftovers for the next few days as he waits for the the ebil Dems to return to DC and negotiate with him.

The whole thing is just kind of sad. Trump so pleased with himself and the buffet. An out of touch dotard glad handing the rubes.

What you fail to understand is Trump LOVES this type of food and has a paranoia about food poisoning/contamination.   

This is like heaven for Trump who knows all the burgers and nuggets will be prepared to perfection for a National Championship football team.

He can randomly choose any Big Mac or Double Stack with zero worry that he’s going to take a bite of a spit sandwich.

This is paradise for our President 

[Rimbo 25,766]

shut up, Hillary

[Aqua Buddha 14,500]

I guess the Warriors and Eagles didn't miss much by not going.

[Francisco 2.0 32,310]

 

[hayden_horn 11,360]

can you imagine the absurdity of making a trip to the white house to meet the president, and you get served lukewarm fast food crap?

my god.

[Francisco 2.0 32,310]

 

[HenryJames 65,884]

 

[Francisco 2.0 32,310]

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

can you imagine the absurdity of making a trip to the white house to meet the president, and you get served lukewarm fast food crap?

my god.

Whats more absurd is Huckabeef touting some line (paraphrasing) how the President was paying for this spread out of pocket, like he was doing something benevolent.

For a self admitted "billionaire" who owns a hotel across the street from the White House that has a BLT steakhouse inside of it......and he couldn't throw enough weight to get that catered or something?

He's just a fucking embarrassment.  

[Rimbo 25,766]

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,703]

I'll bet Trump didn't even have the decency to serve spicy mustard. 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

Hot take from Boris, actual Russian that worked on the Trump campaign and now peddles bullshit on Sinclair Broadcast Group.

 

Edited January 15, 2019 by Hugo Stiglitz

[mdmost 42,825]

Why is that dumbass wearing a coat indoors? Did the guy who lights the fires or keeps the heat running in the West Wing also get furloughed?

Edited January 15, 2019 by mdmost

[Mo Horn 8,806]

This has been said so often, and could be said even more, but can you imagine what Fox News would have said if Obama had done this? It would have been fodder for weeks. 

[Francisco 2.0 32,310]

12 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

This has been said so often, and could be said even more, but can you imagine what Fox News would have said if Obama had done this? It would have been fodder for weeks. 

Literally, pick any day from January 20, 2017 until present.  Any day.  Odds are great Trump said or did something (maybe multiple gaffes) every single day that had Obama done the same Fox would have demanded an impeachment of Obama and Team R on the Hill would have opened an investigation into.

 

 

Edited January 15, 2019 by Francisco 2.0

[lemonlime 5,503]

13 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

This has been said so often, and could be said even more, but can you imagine what Fox News would have said if Obama had done this? It would have been fodder for weeks. 

Yeah, but at least trump didn't have any dijon mustard.

[Dahobbs 17,420]

Since this was not an official function, the President was always going to have to pay for it, even if catered by white house staff. They take residential charges out of the President's paycheck. He actually saved money by buying fast food. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,799]

i actually can not believe this. those burgers are likely 30-60 min old. 

 

wow. fuck

[texas08 1,599]

That McDonald’s bullshit is a first class stunt.

1. Like stated a few posts up, to appease the “He eats like us” crowd...remember his base is amongst the most unhealthy fucking bunch in the nation. The love their McDs.

2. Someone is paying him to advertise the fuck out of McDonalds.

3. The White House is truly in shambles where they couldn’t even line up a decent caterer because every place said “fuck that, we can’t pull that off for 200 people because you gave us a 2 hr notice”.

Would’ve been picture perfect if a few of those candles tumbled over right when the photo was being snapped.

[RPM 26,208]

17 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Why is that dumbass wearing a coat indoors? Did the guy who lights the fires or keeps the heat running in the West Wing also get furloughed?

He couldn't figure out how to take it off. Coats are harder than umbrellas.

[UpperWestside 6,120]

11 hours ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 

It’s going to be a Biden/Beto ticket.

 

That would be fine with me. I would prefer a younger candidate to be president, but both of them are very positive human beings and I like that. We need more of that in our country and less of the braying ass type currently occupying the White House.