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6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I look forward to Diamond and Silk speaking at Trump’s funeral.  However, I have no doubt tickets will be expensive and hard to come by. 

I’ll pay advance money to be able to attend trump’s funeral so long as it entitles me to piss on his grave. 

Hell I bet trump would even be ok with that. After all it makes him some money while he’s alive. 

The only problem, and its a big one no doubt,  is he’d probably make sure he welched on that particular payment. Maybe trump welching insurance? 

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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13 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

“Case Closed!”

He’s like Bobo from the Stern show. 

NINE O CLOCK AND THREE O CLOCK
CASE CLOSED

 

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9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Glad to see they’re accepting of all women -

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To his defense, he's located a place where every woman is expecting to be grabbed by the pussy. 

What he didn't think through is that the pussies were not ones anyone would ever want to grab. 

 


lol That is fantastic.

“Just grab your.....[pause for drama].....pen.”

She reminds me of Minna from “Veep”.



Also, that’s a really good dress.
6 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I look forward to Diamond and Silk speaking at Trump’s funeral.  However, I have no doubt tickets will be expensive and hard to come by. 

This time the record-breaking crowds will be real.

Much dancing on graves will ensue, no doubt.

MAGA on the sign.   It's literally a klan slogan. 

 

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Trump doesn't bow and apologize to foreign dictators.  He kneels and sucks. 

We’re in capable hands, imo.

....and U.S. allies around the world shuddered.

This is basically the world stage equivalent of “fuck you, I’m gettin mine.”
 


In the battle for the shittiest hair, I can’t decide who’s the winner.

Getting ready for the annual Purge party... 

 

10 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Getting ready for the annual Purge party... 

 

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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
(Audio NSFW: language)

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That’s gonna leave a mark.  Trump’s ego is a banana.

26 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Getting ready for the annual Purge party... 

 

This Golden Girls reboot fucking sucks.

 

 

38 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

The way to defeat trump is to have an independent challenger come from even farther right to divide his racist, dumbfuck, homophobic base. Kill his support numbers by dividing it then he can't possibly win, and Republicans can't win if that divided. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

he won’t get a single vote from any Republican voter.  not because he wouldn’t make an infinitely better president than Trump; he would.  but because there is no such thing as a non-Trump Republican 

1 hour ago, Mojo Hand said:

Getting ready for the annual Purge party... 

 

The next time one of those "Trump Girls" goes to the Piggly Wiggly, I hope a Democratic Evelyn Couch goes Tuwanda on their a**.

Paraphrase:

Evelyn Couch: "Hey! I was waiting for that spot! "

Trump Girl: "Face it lady, I'm a Trump Girl. And I MAGA."

Evelyn rear-ends the car six times.

Trump Girl: "What are you doing?!"

Evelyn Couch: "Face it, girly, I'm older, have healthcare, insurance, and I'm not voting for an idiot."

1 hour ago, Jack Straw said:

he won’t get a single vote from any Republican voter.  not because he wouldn’t make an infinitely better president than Trump; he would.  but because there is no such thing as a non-Trump Republican 

sigh. so true. but old joe there needs to own his role on trump's ascendancy. 

This is the guy who is supposed to take down Donald Trump?

Ironically he's said it over and over and over again.

2 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

This is pointless unless there are debates, which there won't be.  Trump won't agree.  The GOP won't agree.  Trump would be exposed by somebody who doesn't give any fucks.  Walsh would be brutal.  Thus, it won't happen.

27 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

This is the guy who is supposed to take down Donald Trump?

Ironically he's said it over and over and over again.

He can clearly speak to Trump's base.

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5 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

in other words, Trump conversing with himself.

Conference call with Kim Jong Un, Putin, and that crazy dude from Brazil.

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How did we get here?

We collectively decided to shoot our dicks CLEAN off.

Please let the journalists ask the other 6 if they really think the American media hates the USA.

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10 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

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How did we get here?

 

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1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

sigh. so true. but old joe there needs to own his role on trump's ascendancy. 

At the end of the day, when the rest of us are picking up the pieces, if there are any left to pick up -  very, very few - if any - of the 64 million Republicans who voted for and supported Trump will own their role in Trump’s ascendency.  they will all point fingers at everyone else, and their primary cry will be that “the Democrats forced them to do it.”   that’s what people who have a  fundamental incapability to be honest with themselves and others - you know, Republicans who haven’t wholly rejected the GOP and everything it stands for by this point - do.  

So David Duke or Mel Gibson?

Steve King says “What??”


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59 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

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How did we get here?

Spot the Safety Hazard. 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

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How did we get here?

Dotus is seriously looking more shitty and unhealthy these days. And the way he stands, the PT in me is horrified at his standing posture. Basically he’s a fucking disgusting, slimy, ugly, fucking piece of shit. 

Nah, he’s looking more handsome and skinnier than ever before. All the world leaders have told him. 

On 8/24/2019 at 12:02 PM, Chooky said:

tl;dr Where are the smart people?     

I think this is the unfortunate side effect of narrowly defining our roles, which very conveniently absolves us from taking a moral stance, even on actions that directly have a high degree of good/evil outcome. An ICE agent, a torturer, an occupying soldier all get to suspend personal moral responsibility under the guise of "carrying out their duty". Take the CEOs and other business leaders you mention; they will take a position only when the public opinion is already decided and the benefit is overwhelming. A good example is corporations standing for LGBTQ rights, so much so that it has become a marketing ploy. Otherwise, they are going to play very safely and would rather bear the known cost of worst case scenario than face the unknown cost of being a thought leader.

Another example is what is happening in India. The ruling BJP government has openly declared war on Muslims and other lower castes (but mostly Muslims), with daily lynchings by mobs where the police and judiciary openly support the murderers, not to mention the political leaders themselves. NPR likens the situation to the post-Civil War situation in US where blacks were killed, which the majority tacitly approved. https://www.npr.org/2019/08/21/751541321/this-is-it-im-going-to-die-indias-minorities-are-targeted-in-lynchings India has lots of business leaders, educated intellectuals, very famous entertainers and sportspersons, etc. but everyone is either silent or supportive of the extremely toxic Hindutva regime, because they don't want to take the burden of standing for what is right.

 

20 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Wait...what?

 

I tuned in briefly last week to that guys show, he was talking about Elizabeth Warren and said her problem is she simply can't tell the truth.

Then turned around, and I'm not making this up, said compare that to the president who to my knowledge has never made a false claim since he's been in office. Then took callers who repeated that.

That is literally what they are spouting.  

7 minutes ago, SameSame said:

I tuned in briefly last week to that guys show, he was talking about Elizabeth Warren and said her problem is she simply can't tell the truth.

Then turned around, and I'm not making this up, said compare that to the president who to my knowledge has never made a false claim since he's been in office. Then took callers who repeated that.

That is literally what they are spouting.  

And a couple lies on the other side vs 12,000 by Trump make the smug bothsiders nod along. 

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