Donald Trump 2019

[lemonlime 5,503]

NSIAP

 

[Chooky 13,341]

24 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

NSIAP

 

Thought this was a joke. Still not certain it isn't. But their government did recently reject their request to build housing at Turnberry.

I usually say it could never get dumber than yesterday, but I'm not gonna be falling for the banana in the tailpipe. 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Fuck Melania.

That gold digger is complicit and I hope they dig up dirt on her and send her to prison as well.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

5 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Fuck Melania.

Correct

[ChiTownDoc 21,348]

12 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Fuck Melania.

 

I’ll do it.  
 

And I’m patriotic...so, anal it is.  

[F250 29,205]

On 10/1/2019 at 9:24 PM, Mapache said:

The evangelicals still supporting this evil, moronic piece of shit who wants to shoot immigrants in the legs can go straight to hell

When they die and meet God for judgment.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

She’d suck your soul out through your peehole into the black hole that is her vagina.

I’ll miss y’all.

[Brisketexan 107,021]

She’d suck your soul out through your peehole into the black hole that is her vagina.

I’ll miss y’all.

So....she’s a woman. Your point?

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

She’d suck your soul out through your peehole into the black hole that is her vagina.

I’ll miss y’all.

[tx 3 putt 78,747]

3 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Trump will throw $8 or $10 billion in dairy subsidies to 'em and cheeseheads will vote for him again.

They didn’t vote for him the first time

#hacked 

[Goredho 17,663]

Kanye needs to call up the Donald and be like, “Yo, man.  You might want to think about gettin’ some help or some shit.”

 

 

[GRHorn 105]

11 hours ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 

 

Hot ass Brooke Baldwin (who is especially hot today) saying the word “bullshit” gives me a super boner.

 

 

She is very hot. Then you add on the street cred of being friends with Big Boi and you’ve got the total package. 

[GRHorn 105]

 

and this is before the Nickelback tweet hit

[The People’s Elbow 707]

Highest level in 2019 is.... [checks notes] ...still less than 50% and remains one of the worst in terms of historical averages. 
 

Congrats?

[NWBuck 8,630]

8 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

 

and this is before the Nickelback tweet hit

#NeckVagina

[Mapache 1,117]

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

 

and this is before the Nickelback tweet hit

This tells me that 49% are either stupid, assholes or both 

Edited October 3, 2019 by Mapache

[Zonahorn 8,079]

4 hours ago, GRHorn said:

 

and this is before the Nickelback tweet hit

Who the fuck is HarrisX?

[Jack Straw 2,955]

23 minutes ago, Calihorn said:

Who the fuck is HarrisX?

That’s Quanell X’s  little brother. 

[horncyclist 1,391]

The decision allowed for the imposition of tarriffs on $7.5 billion of goods. There was no award. He mostly just spews complete nonsense these days.

 

[Bookman 4,769]

11 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

The decision allowed for the imposition of tarriffs on $7.5 billion of goods. There was no award. He mostly just spews complete nonsense these days.

 

I would be a bit surprised if he's smart enough to understand the difference.

[Guest Lobo]

He strikes me as the kind of businessman who is just now finding out what parentheses around numbers actually mean.  

[GRHorn 105]

5 hours ago, The People’s Elbow said:

Highest level in 2019 is.... [checks notes] ...still less than 50% and remains one of the worst in terms of historical averages. 
 

Congrats?

I wouldn’t say congrats are in order. Just thought it was an interesting data point as this impeachment train is really getting fired up. 

[Mo Horn 8,939]

Still looking for that bottom I see. 

[Mo Horn 8,939]

I guess Nickleback isn't a fan... it shows up here, but on Dotard's feed it is removed at their request. 

Edited October 3, 2019 by Mo Horn

[BrickHorn 18,450]

1 hour ago, horncyclist said:

The decision allowed for the imposition of tarriffs on $7.5 billion of goods. There was no award. He mostly just spews complete nonsense these days.

 

It’s a major award!

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

It’s a major award!

damn hell you say you won it?

[Francisco 2.0 32,610]

1 hour ago, horncyclist said:

The decision allowed for the imposition of tarriffs on $7.5 billion of goods. There was no award. He mostly just spews complete nonsense these days.

 

 

 

 

 

Edited October 3, 2019 by Francisco 2.0

[DigglerontheHoof 21,564]

must be Italian 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,909]

damn hell you say you won it?

Yeah, mind power.

[FondrenRoad 4,378]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

He strikes me as the kind of businessman who is just now finding out what parentheses around numbers actually mean.  

You are giving him way too much credit. He still doesn't know what they mean. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

Today, DJ gets to go on a plane ride to The Villages in Florida this afternoon to speak lie to the Meemaws and PoPos about scary Socialists wanting to take away their Medicare everything they own and give it to brown people.

If you do not wish to use up your stockpile of soon to be tariffed Irish and Scottish whisky, may I suggest a drinking game played with the beverage of your choice. Am taking suggestions on phrases or buzzwords. The meeting takes place around 2:00 pm CST so plenty of time to get woozy and start your weekend on Thursday.

My phrase nominee: "Liddle' Adam Schiff"

(has to have Liddle' or it doesn't count. I'm pretty sure he has moved on to 'shifty,' so this is for rookies.

[HenryJames 67,465]

 

[HenryJames 67,465]

 

[4th&Five 42,026]

So kids are fair game with this asshole, huh?

Let’s get the Barron memes rolling then. 

Edited October 3, 2019 by 4th&Five

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Rep. Matt Gaetz? Bet he will be at the playdate in Florida with DJ. They can play Nazi soldiers together. Can someone give them real bayonets and have them duel mano a mano?

[BrickHorn 18,450]

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Trump’s border defense plan sounds exactly like how my son used to explain his makeshift LEGO forts when he was 4.  “And the moat has alligators and snakes! And there are these big sharp spikes on the wall! And, dad, look: the little guards have bayonets so they can poke anybody who tries to sneak in.  And and and — dad, hey dad: they can shoot fire arrows from the top of the wall that will explode any bad guys!  And there’s also a giant T-Rex that has a lightsaber and a cannon that shoots atomic bombs!”

[Js1 87,287]

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

Trump’s border defense plan sounds exactly like how my son used to explain his makeshift LEGO forts when he was 4.  “And the moat has alligators and snakes! And there are these big sharp spikes on the wall! And, dad, look: the little guards have bayonets so they can poke anybody who tries to sneak in.  And and and — dad, hey dad: they can shoot fire arrows from the top of the wall that will explode any bad guys!  And there’s also a giant T-Rex that has a lightsaber and a cannon that shoots atomic bombs!”

Your kid will make a fine president in the waning years of our Idiocracy period 

[Js1 87,287]

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

Trump’s border defense plan sounds exactly like how my son used to explain his makeshift LEGO forts when he was 4.  “And the moat has alligators and snakes! And there are these big sharp spikes on the wall! And, dad, look: the little guards have bayonets so they can poke anybody who tries to sneak in.  And and and — dad, hey dad: they can shoot fire arrows from the top of the wall that will explode any bad guys!  And there’s also a giant T-Rex that has a lightsaber and a cannon that shoots atomic bombs!”

Your kid will make a fine president in the waning years of our Idiocracy period 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

19 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Trump’s border defense plan sounds exactly like how my son used to explain his makeshift LEGO forts when he was 4.  “And the moat has alligators and snakes! And there are these big sharp spikes on the wall! And, dad, look: the little guards have bayonets so they can poke anybody who tries to sneak in.  And and and — dad, hey dad: they can shoot fire arrows from the top of the wall that will explode any bad guys!  And there’s also a giant T-Rex that has a lightsaber and a cannon that shoots atomic bombs!”

Your son has got this. The T-Rex is already in training:

[High Plains Drifter 11,192]

20 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Your kid will make a fine president in the waning years of our Idiocracy period 

He would be an improvement over what we have now.

[High Plains Drifter 11,192]

2 hours ago, horncyclist said:

The decision allowed for the imposition of tarriffs on $7.5 billion of goods. There was no award. He mostly just spews complete nonsense these days.

 

 

Trade war with EU coming soon.

[EMAWesome 101]

https://thehill.com/hilltv/rising/464072-trumps-approval-ticks-to-up-to-highest-level-since-december?amp&__twitter_impression=true

President Trump's approval ticked up to 49 percent - its highest mark this year, according to a new Hill-HarrisX survey released on Wednesday.

The figure marks a 2-point increase from a Sept. 11-12 poll, but a 2-point decrease from its previous peak of 51 percent last August. 

Trump's disapproval rating, meanwhile, dropped to 51 percent, which marks his lowest level so far this year. 

The nationwide survey was conducted on Sept. 28 and 29, less than a week after House Democrats launched a formal impeachment inquiry into Trump over concerns raised in a whistleblower's complaint about the president's communications with Ukraine. 

House Democrats threatened Wednesday morning to subpoena the White House for documents related to Trump's dealings with Ukraine as part of their impeachment inquiry.

House Oversight Committee Chairman Elijah Cummings (D-Md.) said in a memo that House committees have repeatedly tried to obtain voluntary compliance from Trump officials, but the White House has "refused to engage with - or even respond to - the Committees."

Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) and House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) held a joint news conference later that morning, warning that attempts by the White House to "stonewall" the impeachment inquiry and "conceal facts" would be considered an obstruction of justice.

President Trump, meanwhile, has warned about the implications of a potential impeachment, and claimed that Democrats are just trying to hurt the country.

"The Do Nothing Democrats should be focused on building up our Country, not wasting everyone's time and energy on BULLSHIT," Trump tweeted following the news conference.

HarrisX researchers surveyed 1,000 registered voters. The margin of error for the full sample is plus or minus 3.1 percentage points.

Poll results are in link.

[Chooky 13,341]

7 hours ago, GRHorn said:

 

and this is before the Nickelback tweet hit

I forgot that I hate everything until I saw this. 

[Mojo Hand 4,580]

5 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I forgot that I hate everything until I saw this. 

It's bullshit, though.   HarrisX has another, more recent poll out that has Trump at 45-55

 https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/trump-approval-ratings/

[Red Five 41,785]

I swear like three days ago I saw his poll numbers had hit a new low. 

[horncyclist 1,391]

You can't look at one poll. Even if he's popular, it doesn't change the fact that he's a moron criminal shredding our constitution on a daily basis. Hitler was popular too. 

[HenryJames 67,465]

 

[Js1 87,287]

16 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

It's bullshit, though.   HarrisX has another, more recent poll out that has Trump at 45-55

 https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/trump-approval-ratings/

The 49% was with 1,000 registered voters.  Then they release a new one with 3,000 registered voters showing it dropping 4 points. 

But of course, The Hill (clickbait) picks the one that grabs the most clicks. 

[Zonahorn 8,079]

 

29 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

https://thehill.com/hilltv/rising/464072-trumps-approval-ticks-to-up-to-highest-level-since-december?amp&__twitter_impression=true

 

 

GR beat you to it, and I still question how reliable their polling is.

[Chuckie Finster 23,097]

2 minutes ago, Calihorn said:

 

GR beat you to it, and I still question how reliable their polling is.

On 538, HarrisX has the same ranking (not great!) as Rasmussen.