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3 hours ago, Lobo said:

He strikes me as the kind of businessman who is just now finding out what parentheses around numbers actually mean.  

Cross posted from the Seinfeld thread: According to our latest quarterly thing, Kruger Industrial Smoothing is heading into the red. Or the black.  Or whatever the bad one is.

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1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Trump’s border defense plan sounds exactly like how my son used to explain his makeshift LEGO forts when he was 4.  “And the moat has alligators and snakes! And there are these big sharp spikes on the wall! And, dad, look: the little guards have bayonets so they can poke anybody who tries to sneak in.  And and and — dad, hey dad: they can shoot fire arrows from the top of the wall that will explode any bad guys!  And there’s also a giant T-Rex that has a lightsaber and a cannon that shoots atomic bombs!”

Fuck yeah, your boy knows how to Lego.

Also, he has more cogent policy ideas than anyone in this admin.  I say we draft his ass and put him in a cabinet seat.

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Trump’s tweets and retweets this week have to be the most he’s done in a week, or running a close second, and it’s  only Thursday.  

He’s been scared in the past, but it’s completely on full display this week, even more so than the Mueller stuff.  I really do think he’s acting like a man who doesn’t think the Republicans in Congress/the Senate don’t fully have his back in private.   

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27 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

You can't look at one poll. Even if he's popular, it doesn't change the fact that he's a moron criminal shredding our constitution on a daily basis. Hitler was popular too. 

You also can't look at two data points (even two data points using the same poll) at two times and draw any conclusions. You have to look at the overall trend. I suspect the overall trend is not going to be affected much by impeachment. Everybody is already dug in, and they aren't moving.

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4 minutes ago, zork said:

 

 

Personal life
Swanson started dating actor Alan Thicke in 1986, when she was 17 years old, and became engaged to him two years later when she was 19 and he was 42.[4] However, the pair never married.

Swanson began dating her Skating with Celebrities partner Lloyd Eisler during the show's run, while Eisler was still married.[5] Swanson gave birth to a son named Magnus Hart Swanson Eisler on February 16, 2007, one month after Lloyd's divorce from Marcia O'Brien was finalized.[6] Swanson married Eisler on February 7, 2009 in San Luis Obispo, California.[7]

Swanson said that she has "always been a proud Republican."[8]

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Oh come on.  Is this opposite day?  Do I have to admire Nickelback now?

At least that choad outkicked his coverage by marrying Avril (which is not something to get too salty over, but she's still way out of his league).  Of course, she dumped him, so that's good:

 

Image result for avril lavigne 2019

 

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Shout out to our local feckless coward @EMAWesome dropping in with a single poll result from a poll that is as credible as rasmussen. Really adding to the conversation, champ. That sort of completely vapid and unsupported argument posting is normally more suited for texags or tigerdroppings, but you do you, boo.

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2 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Shout out to our local feckless coward @EMAWesome dropping in with a single poll result from a pull that is as credible as rasmussen. Really adding to the conversation, champ. That sort of completely vapid and unsupported argument posting is normally more suited for texags or tigerdroppings, but you do you, boo.

Cool it with your circumstantial evidence, dude.

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2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Trump’s border defense plan sounds exactly like how my son used to explain his makeshift LEGO forts when he was 4.  “And the moat has alligators and snakes! And there are these big sharp spikes on the wall! And, dad, look: the little guards have bayonets so they can poke anybody who tries to sneak in.  And and and — dad, hey dad: they can shoot fire arrows from the top of the wall that will explode any bad guys!  And there’s also a giant T-Rex that has a lightsaber and a cannon that shoots atomic bombs!”

To be fair, fire arrows make everything better.

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3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Hahahaha.  Just keep going man.  Fuck.  This has to be a strategy right?  Just bring it all out in the open like it is normal and hope people just accept it.

As stupid as his supporters are, I'm thinking we should start a social media/media campaign to convince them to support an impeachment.  Trump himself has said impeachment will help him.  He has also said he is losing TONS of money being President, he's not profiting, he's going broke.  The deep state, Soros and socialist libs want Trump to stay in office and be penniless and powerless!  So please help make Trump great again, support impeachment!  Use his own words against him.

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This might make my brain explode.  The President wants other foreign governments to investigate the child of a political rival for shady deals outside the US while his own children make money from shady deals in foreign countries.

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45 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

He knows they're better than him.

 

27 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

I thought from the very beginning that Bidens role in this election cycle is to take the arrows from Trump to shield the field. 

 

Both give Donald more credit than he deserves. I read somewhere that at the time he made the Ukraine call, his friends at Fox News had just released a poll showing Biden up by 10 points over Donald. That's it. That's the depth of Donald, he got mad at his friends. 

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