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Seriously, the more we see from our asinine and humiliating zero-planning actions in northern Syria, the angrier I get.

We have replaced "bow and apologize" with "get pantsed and sodomized."  This is fucking humiliating, we are a fucking joke.  The entire world -- including every single one of our adversaries -- is fucking laughing at us. And we deserve it all.  We're standing here with our pants around our ankles, our dick in our hands, and a broomstick up our ass.  All while declaring "WINNING!" over and over.  It's fucking surreal absurdity.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Dude.  We've gone WAY beyond being pantsed on the international stage.  We've been pantsed, they're down around our ankles, and Turkey and Russia are taking turns ramming various things up our exposed ass, all while we simultaneously wince and crow about how much we're winning because this is happening.  The fucking humiliation is pretty much complete at this point.  Every fucking country in the world can just have its fucking way with us.

We're James Bond sitting naked in a seatless chair getting our balls smashed and bragging they're scratching our nuts. Winning!

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The abandoned military post videos are fucking depressing. 

America was made to look like a huge pussy. Putin/Erdogan/Saudis are literally gang banging Dotard.

MAKING OURSELVES LOOK LIKE PUSSIES TO OWN THE LIBS! MAGA!

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1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

The most infuriating part of all of this is how much he's fucking up any thoughtful person's ability to make a case for a more restrained foreign policy in the future.  And it'll be the assholes who right now are crowing about non-interventionism, who are the same assholes who used to call anyone who didn't support the invasion of Iraq traitors, who will be lambasting anyone who doesn't want a more interventionist foreign policy in the future.  All of this shit is just a game of calvinball to them.

This is infuriating. I felt the same way about the FISA court issue until he wiped his ass and mucked up the entire debate. Same with noninterventionist foreign policy which I support, he wiped his ass with the concept.

As someone here once said, Trump has the Midas touch but everything he touches turns to shit instead of gold.

 

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20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Seriously, the more we see from our asinine and humiliating zero-planning actions in northern Syria, the angrier I get.

We have replaced "bow and apologize" with "get pantsed and sodomized."  This is fucking humiliating, we are a fucking joke.  The entire world -- including every single one of our adversaries -- is fucking laughing at us. And we deserve it all.  We're standing here with our pants around our ankles, our dick in our hands, and a broomstick up our ass.  All while declaring "WINNING!" over and over.  It's fucking surreal absurdity.

The extreme vulnerability of a malignant narcissist like Trump is the inability to recognize and acknowledge a mistake to inform how to take corrective action.  It's putting your hand on the burner, not getting the painful signal to remove the hand, and instead pressing harder on the grill.  It's a critical dangerous disturbance of brain function.

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1 minute ago, triplehorn said:

The extreme vulnerability of a malignant narcissist like Trump is the inability to recognize and acknowledge a mistake to inform how to take corrective action.  It's putting your hand on the burner, not getting the painful signal to remove the hand, and instead pressing harder on the grill.  It's a critical dangerous disturbance of brain function.

Absolutely this.  The compelling need to NEVER admit you are wrong means that you need to keep doing the wrong thing to prove that it's actually right.  Repeatedly slamming a rubber mallet into your balls to show the libs how brilliant mallet nut smashing is, as another metaphor.  Not only does it not prove you "right" about anything, it compounds the damage being done by your mistake.

This is why people who oppose Trump aren't fucking "libs" - they're just "sane."  The word you fucking idiots are looking for is "sane."

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26 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Welp, we've officially come to the point in the story where it's impossible to tell what's real and what's not, so you have to doubt every piece of information you receive.  Schrödinger's facts.

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Just now, Message Board User said:

Hell, his fans love this and want more of this.

Didn't he say one time he loves the poorly educated?

Aren’t the military fetishists? I figure this crowd is the kind that fantasizes about service and soldiers- we cut and ran directly resulting in freed ISIS prisoners. Seems like that wouldn’t play well. 

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