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I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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4 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Yay!  Cease fire!  Way to negotiate and wheel and deal!  Now the safe zone in northern Syria belongs to the Syrian government and the Turkish government and Turkish militias.  Who will now get to broker deals in the region for their own strategic benefits?  Russia!  Boom!  Way to go, Trump.  Nailed it.  Give that man a parade!  He took something where the US had control without huge occupation costs, turned it into absolute chaos for a few days and now has fixed it to where it's slightly less horrific.  That's called victory.  

The general that was sitting to the President's right (in the Pelosi photo) looked like he already knew this was what was going to happen. I hope Esper stays constipated for the duration of his tenure under Trump. His pain will be nothing compared to what our allies and soldiers have suffered.

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55 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

So let’s recap today:

 

Cummings dead

Brexit deal

Sondland’s on the hill

Pence in Turkey talkin’ mandate from heaven

Doral hosting G7

Now Trump admitting quid pro quo

 

I can’t take it any more!

 

.... We didn’t start the fiiiirrrrrre

 

CNN's habit of leaving "Breaking News" up 24/7 has gone from absurd to accurate. 

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Fat Donny is hanging his weird hair hat on the continued stability in a small region that is now a traffic jam between Turkey, Turkish militias, Russian troops, the Syrian Army, large swaths of ISIS combatants, who won't be contained for much longer, and the Kurds.  His latest "save face" move is to hope that all of that will remain peaceful for the next five days.  Why?  Because he's an idiot.

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4 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

CNN's habit of leaving "Breaking News" up 24/7 has gone from absurd to accurate. 

MSNBC has been doing it since the election.  It's ridiculous.  

BREAKING NEWS:  A guy loosely involved in this thing we've been talking about for three days just had lunch.  Club sandwich.  Didn't eat the pickle.

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5 minutes ago, Chooky said:

MSNBC has been doing it since the election.  It's ridiculous.  

BREAKING NEWS:  A guy loosely involved in this thing we've been talking about for three days just had lunch.  Club sandwich.  Didn't eat the pickle.

Every cable news station has been doing this since 9/11. Pay attention. 

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https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/mulvaney-acknowledges-trump-held-ukraine-aid-political-reasons-get-over-n1068256

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....Mulvaney on Thursday said part of the reason the aid to Ukraine was held up was because the president had concerns about corruption in the Ukraine related to the 2016 election. Mulvaney said the president also has a strong distaste for foreign aid and doesn't like "spending money overseas."

"The look back to what happened in 2016 certainly was part of the thing he was worried about in corruption with that nation, and that is absolutely appropriate," Mulvaney said.

 

He held up the aide BECAUSE of the Hillary emails not Biden you guys. Remember the emails? Benghazi. Remember Benghazi? Anyway, this was purely legal and he was just trying to root out corruption in Ukraine guys. Perfect phone call. Perfect execution because now Ukraine is flourishing and is a model of transparency. Just like Trump.

 

The simulation is getting downright absurd now.

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The removal of Turkey sanctions is hilarious.  Lindsey Graham congratulating Trump, Pence and Pompeo is almost as funny.  This is just one long fart joke where the GOP pretends to recoil in disgust only to deeply inhale later and pretend it's all roses.  

1.)  Dig small hole.

2.)  Wait for accolades over the hole you just dug.

3.)  Realize that nobody likes the hole and wishes there wasn't a hole there.

4.)  Fill hole back up, but only halfway.

5.)  Bask in the celebration for your decisive actions regarding the hole.

6.)  ???

7.)  ?!?!?!?!?!?!???????

8.)  profit

9.)  No, literally fucking profit from that.

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9 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Fat Donny is hanging his weird hair hat on the continued stability in a small region that is now a traffic jam between Turkey, Turkish militias, Russian troops, the Syrian Army, large swaths of ISIS combatants, who won't be contained for much longer, and the Kurds.  His latest "save face" move is to hope that all of that will remain peaceful for the next five days.  Why?  Because he's an idiot.

He really only needs it to hold past his rally tonight in Dallas. After that it will either be more immigration declarations and deportations or he maybe will try once again to get the Nobel Prize by firing up North Korea.

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Romney suggesting Trump answer to the Senate as why the Kurds were not warned about his unilateral action and the Turks were.  Why were the Kurds urged to disarm weeks ago.  When this ceasefire breaks down the Republicans are going to be concerned as fuck.

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20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

HAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

I am not sure what is more concerning, that this guy received an appointment or that he is a university professor employed by the state of Texas.

Fucking aggy, always bringing shame on the state.

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You know, it sounds like a whole bunch of you simply do not understand the art of the deal.

Any experienced negotiator knows that you always walk into the room, immediately offer total capitulation, but only if the other party makes a small, meaningless token gesture.

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Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

someone with means could really fuck things up for them by doing just that

It wouldn't matter if it was Jeff Bezos.  Trump would just say, "Throw out whoever has it booked.  I need to put in my buddy the minsters of X."  And it would be done.

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1 hour ago, Chooky said:

MSNBC has been doing it since the election.  It's ridiculous.  

BREAKING NEWS:  A guy loosely involved in this thing we've been talking about for three days just had lunch.  Club sandwich.  Didn't eat the pickle.

Fox News does the same thing only theirs look like we’re on the verge of a nuclear war. 

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6 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

wut?

Want to praise Pelosi for being a woman standing up to a room full of men? Cool, that's good and I agree.

But to racialize this when the hero figure is yet another member of the oppressive racial caste who actively fights against non-white people in her own caucus is dumb.

I think the original comment about the single woman in the room was in reference to the Oval Office picture.  Not the Nancy Pelosi picture.

3 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Corruption right out in the open.

That's one way to kill G7...no one will attend.

2 hours ago, Dewey said:

Probably dont have to have proof of United States citizenship, just something that proves you are tied to Russia 

No, only need ID for the grocery store.

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

any chance Pence stays in Turkey?

He should go minister to his brethren Kurdish Christians.  Let him get his missionary medal by going through this with them.  Can you imagine the size of his security detail for this trip?

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

So we call is a cease genocide?

 

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