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1 minute ago, pyrohornIII said:

So we call is a cease genocide?

I like that.  Temporary Cease Slaughtering.  Ethnic Cleansing Halftime.  We'll Wait While Your Special Forces Pack Up Their Shit and GTFO.  Yours is nice and concise.  

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This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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I’m at a conference at SMU right now looking at the flagpole at Bush Library.   It’s at half-mast.  Senior staffer told me they were directed to do that to mourn the loss of our Kurdish friends, a relationship strengthened tremendously under the Bush administration.  

i didn’t ask if it was a coincidence that Trump is in town today for two reasons.  We all know the first reason and the second is if I suggested Trump night visit a library of any kind, it would get me laughed out the conference. 

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12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm waiting on the press to hammer Trump about "no quid pro quo, wait, quid pro quo" strategy.

I don't care if it was necessary, they did it, denied it, and then admitted it.  "President Trump, why did you lie about quid pro quo?"  <Trump's head explodes>

"I never said 'no quid pro.' I said we didn't want to order the squid to go. Many people don't know, but sqid isn't something you want just sitting on the counter but we're making billions and billions, some have said trillions on the China tariffs and we made a deal with Turkey that will be very good for the Kurds and the sand and now we have ammunition. They said, sir, we don't have ammunition and I said we never want have a president hear that but our patriot farmers are great and making millions and millions of dollars, some have said maybe a gajillion."

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Squid Pro Quo is my calamari-forward restaurants new name.  It’s impossible he’s this stupid.  Say what you will about con men, they’re usually pretty quick on their feet (provides they’re not in prison).   He gets worse the longer he talks. 

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16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I’m at a conference at SMU right now looking at the flagpole at Bush Library.   It’s at half-mast.  Senior staffer told me they were directed to do that to mourn the loss of our Kurdish friends, a relationship strengthened tremendously under the Bush administration.  

It's for Elijah Cummings, nationwide.

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Yeah that checks out.  I’m glad I didn’t make my off color trump dig out loud to them.  Thought I’d workshop it here. 

also does SMU have some kinda fall break for WASP skiing or something?   There’s nobody on this campus except this girl in white yoga pants that Trump would like.  
 

it does get one thinking though...where will thiS dipshits presidential library be?   Jokes aside, he will get one.  I doubt Penn will agree to house it.  They don’t all have to be on college campuses, so maybe one of this properties undergoes a Conversion and then the foundation has to pay 2x market value in rent back to his company?

 

 

edit-who the fuck is General McRaven?

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2 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

We have to make sure Republicans never live this shit down.

They never get to complain about any Democrat ever again. If they try, just mention the name Donald Trump and tell them to go fuck themselves. They've achieved peak hypocrisy and don't get to pretend that they have standards and values anymore. 

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13 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Yeah that checks out.  I’m glad I didn’t make my off color trump dig out loud to them.  Thought I’d workshop it here. 

also does SMU have some kinda fall break for WASP skiing or something?   There’s nobody on this campus except this girl in white yoga pants that Trump would like.  
 

it does get one thinking though...where will thiS dipshits presidential library be?   Jokes aside, he will get one.  I doubt Penn will agree to house it.  They don’t all have to be on college campuses, so maybe one of this properties undergoes a Conversion and then the foundation has to pay 2x market value in rent back to his company?

 

 

edit-who the fuck is General McRaven?

It should be housed inside an Atlantic City casino.

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26 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

They never get to complain about any Democrat ever again. If they try, just mention the name Donald Trump and tell them to go fuck themselves. They've achieved peak hypocrisy and don't get to pretend that they have standards and values anymore. 

except that the specific one you're addressing actually hated trump at the time and never voted for him and screamed and yelled for everyone to pay attention.  but nobody listened.

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2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

president brain worms

 

 

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Go ahead and celebrate you disgraceful piece of shit. Yea, sure, you saved millions of lives instead of killing brothers and sisters in arms. You claimed personal credit for their courage in defeating ISIS. You say they're not angels as though that has any real meaning in the real world.

Treasonous, poisonous, malign Donald Trump is an enemy of the United States in nearly every one of his actions.

I guess it's better to be president of Insane Idiot World than that place we used to call the USA.

So many other issues today deserve important review including the absurd claim that Doral just happened to be the best according to traditional criteria even though it has never ever been considered previously. The quid pro quo brag. Congressional testimony.

Still, I can't get the faces of the Kurds out of my mind while we run away and leave them to their enemies. This vile act is a permanent stain. Nothing bad enough can happen to Donald Trump and his gang of sycophants and family leeches.

Removing him won't cure the illness, but it will effectively knock out a disgusting symptom of our national plague. 

 

 

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All the Trump groups are being represented in Texas:

Engage Texas

Q'Anon

The Defenders of Gravy

Proud Boys

The Abdomen Boys

Church of the Explosive Fertilizer

Blacks for Trump (current membership one black guy and two white guys)

The You Guys Should Be Put in Prison Defenders of Freedom

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3 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

 

So let’s recap today:

 

Cummings dead

Brexit deal

Sondland’s on the hill

Pence in Turkey talkin’ mandate from heaven

Doral hosting G7

Now Trump admitting quid pro quo

 

I can’t take it any more!

 

.... We didn’t start the fiiiirrrrrre

 

 

Revised:

 

Cummings passed

Brexit deal

Sondland’s on capital hill

Doral And possible emoluments 

Turkey “ceasefire” led by Pence

Mulvaney cops to quid pro quo

Prez lawyers state “they don’t know”

Perry leaves the cabinet

Leaker now is Moscow Mitch

Trump’s still has his Texas MAGA show

 

I can’t take it any more!!!!!

 

WE didn’t start the fiiiiiirrrrrrrre

 

/Joel

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12 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Just take a sec and look at some of the twitter names from the replies to this tweet. Twitter still has not done enough to clean up the bots from its platform. 

https://botometer.iuni.iu.edu/#!/

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2 hours ago, TornACL said:

Trump is such a small man. He is scared shitless of dictators, that's why he heaps praise on them. 

Also, like most of his unilateral foreign policy efforts (what a joke), he only talks to one side. Can he name a single Kurdish leader? Can he name his own adviser charged with Kurdish affairs? The Kurds are only defined as Erdogan wants them defined.

Throw in that Trump likes to claim these "strong, tough" autocrats as friends, and you've got a real problem with the head of foreign policy. Now toss in graft and you have criminal enterprise operating in the open as treason. A big 52% of Americans think it's wrong.

 

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22 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Can he name a single Kurdish leader?

"This is why the American people hate questions from you, I hate to call you "members of the press".  I know more about the Kurdish than anyone.  I know more about their mystery... so many mysteries, and the Kurdish, and I know more about their history than maybe anyone that's ever been alive.  I have been aware of them and their leader Kurt Ish for many years, many many years.  I know more about these people than you do, believe me, and what are they - they are all saints?  They aren't.  Some are very bad people, very bad.  And Kurt... I have made more money in a month than he has raised in a year.  In his life.  Not a good businessman, makes some very bad decisions.  I don't know why anyone would follow him, but they do.  They should investigate Biden, that's what they should do, and stop fighting.  Why all the fighting?  Next question - who has a better question here?"

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