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I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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2 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Mattis talk still not going away.
 

 

The jab about Trump dodging the draft has got to piss a lot of Trumpkins off.    

I know we are bitching that Mattis is not saying enough, but it feels a little like he’s testing the political waters.   He spent his adult life in the military, and then enters the civilian world, turns around and gets pulled back in.

He is now a target of Trumpkins everywhere, and that was done pretty deliberately the bone spur comment was blunt and brutal, and given that he’s considered an intellectual, my guess is we are going to be hearing a lot more out of him.   

Those comments about Trump criticizing  him, and him mocking Trump dodging the draft were far too rehearsed to be him speaking off the cuff, and he knows Trump and Trumpkins will find them.   

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9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Lindsey is learning that once you bend the knee, you'll always be subservient.  It's a tough lesson, but it's too late for him.

This is basically like the mafia, which the Trump administration has been compared to numerous times. Once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Unless you want to be a rat. And Lindsey doesn’t have the stones to do that. 

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17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

so does this type of shit piss off people in houston who lost their homes as much as it should?

i don't see how it couldn't.  he would probably be shocked to learn not everyone is a grifter looking to take advantage of govt loopholes for financial gain.

wtf.

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the next time one of you “I’m a real/native Texan” shitheads who voted for this piece of human garbage gives me any shit for not being a real Texan, I’m gonna remind you he suggested that  Hurricane Harvey basically did us a favor and he said it on our soil 

you’re not a Texan.   You’re not a man.  You’re a ball-gargling lap dog and I do more for Texas before lunch than you and Trump do all month you self-entitled pieces of shit.  Fuck you and your legacy deer leases.  You are garbage like trump is.  Good luck applying to UT

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17 hours ago, Kilgorehorn said:

Looking at those pictures of the people at the Drump rally makes me wonder if I am the only sane baby boomer left in America.

No, that would be me. Sorry bub, you're not as groovo-coolo as you feel in your head space, man. Keep on truckin,' nevertheless. 

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32 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Trump will make sure Lindsey’s black male comes out.


You know, I was thinking about this.  What if a) Graham is gay  b) the Russians have proof/photos that he is gay.  What if that is the Kompromat?   Lindsey could neutralize that completely by coming out of the closet.  What do you think the repercussions of that would be? Coming out as a gay man in the Republican party.  It would free him to say what he wants to about anything.  And then, if the voters penalize him next election, he goes out, makes millions of dollars lobbying, and bides his time. If Republicans get slaughtered at the polls in 2020, he'd be able to come back and say "I am the face of a newer, more tolerant Republican party. I came out of the closet rather than support Trump"  blah blah blah 

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You know, I was thinking about this.  What if a) Graham is gay  b) the Russians have proof/photos that he is gay.  What if that is the Kompromat?   Lindsey could neutralize that completely by coming out of the closet.  What do you think the repercussions of that would be? Coming out as a gay man in the Republican party.  It would free him to say what he wants to about anything.  And then, if the voters penalize him next election, he goes out, makes millions of dollars lobbying, and bides his time. If Republicans get slaughtered at the polls in 2020, he'd be able to come back and say "I am the face of a newer, more tolerant Republican party. I came out of the closet rather than support Trump"  blah blah blah 

I support most fetishes, but this is a little over the top.

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Bu-bye Ricky and hello Dan. Pretty sure DJ did not write the tweet because Dan has a lotta vowels in his last name and DJ even navigated the perilous number of 'Ls' in unparalleled. Dan is now embarking on his Trump honeymoon so let us all take guesses on how long this relationship lasts.

Love, exciting and new.

Come aboard, we're expecting you!

The Trump Boat, promises something for everyone,

The Trump Boat, there is only room for One....

 

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8 hours ago, triplehorn said:

 

Won't the Americans react with anger and force, Vlad?

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Drop the white phosophorous, Erdo. The puppy will roll over and ask for a belly scratch.

Later....

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See Erdo, the US Army ran away and shit their pants...

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...by presidential order!

 

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You might be right.  But if you play the recorder, does it technically count as being a member of a garage band?  

His collusion with Russia though may afford him the opportunity to join Olaf's band as they are about to release the 25th anniversary (that part is actually true) of their hit single, "Berserker."  And just in time for the re-election events, since they can't use Prince or Springsteen songs.

My Love for U.S. is like Berserker 

Would Ivanka like some making fuck, Berserker 

My love for U.S is like a rock, Berserker. 

 

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3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Saw a 60-something fat old white man with a goatee at the Buccees in Madisonville today, escorting his distracted and disinterested wife through the parking lot today. She didn't seem to notice all the Prairie View A&M fans who looked like they were traveling through to a game. He, however, had his head on a swivel at high alert.

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Forgot to mention he had a pistol in a holster on his hip.
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1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Saw a 60-something fat old white man with a goatee at the Buccees in Madisonville today, escorting his distracted and disinterested wife through the parking lot today. She didn't seem to notice all the Prairie View A&M fans who looked like they were traveling through to a game. He, however, had his head on a swivel at high alert.

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With a Kalashnikov silhouette. Perfect.

 

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2 hours ago, Lobo said:

You might be right.  But if you play the recorder, does it technically count as being a member of a garage band?  

His collusion with Russia though may afford him the opportunity to join Olaf's band as they are about to release the 25th anniversary (that part is actually true) of their hit single, "Berserker."  And just in time for the re-election events, since they can't use Prince or Springsteen songs.

My Love for U.S. is like Berserker 

Would Ivanka like some making fuck, Berserker 

My love for U.S is like a rock, Berserker. 

 

Did he say making fuck?

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