Donald Trump 2019

[achooloco 1,067]

6 hours ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

The connotations of the word haven't shifted.  You just weren't aware.  

That’s not Exactly correct either. People are for better or worse more sensitive to certain things. Some things are merited, others not. But as stated in other posts above, it’s about context and the benefit of the doubt given to the speaker. So trump has none which makes this more egregious. Other people saying it? Maybe not so bad, depends on context. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,819]

So we’re declaring war on the Yucatán? 

[henrygandorf 29,190]

1 hour ago, Bruh Man said:

 

so does a tweet like this disqualify a person from legally being able to purchase an assault rifle?

i'm thinking if he wanted to make a difference, he should've bought the gun first.

[Underdog 28,622]

12 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

All his friends were so knocked out. 

ISWYDT and I approve. 

[Goredho 17,400]

1 hour ago, Bruh Man said:

SIAP but this is where we're headed. 

 

Oh fuck.  Not the mountain men.  Did you guys see The Revenant?  That dude fucked up a grizzly one on one, mano y mano.  Now just imagine what he would do to your average latte sippin’, queer huggin’ liberal intellectual.

Also, if your word has attracted a flock full of right-wing terrorists in waiting such that you would have this insight, then guess what — you are part of the fucking problem, Dick Wiles.  Prepare to be judged by your God for the violence you’ve helped set in motion, you unrighteous, hypocritical fuck.

[Lurch 5,930]

49 states!

[Bookman 4,639]

9 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

so does a tweet like this disqualify a person from legally being able to purchase an assault rifle?

No dude this is America.

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5 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Oh fuck.  Not the mountain men.  Did you guys see The Revenant?  That dude fucked up a grizzly one on one, mano y mano.  Now just imagine what he would do to your average latte sippin’, queer huggin’ liberal intellectual.

Bring it on

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

SIAP but this is where we're headed. 
 

bring it...

[Goredho 17,400]

But guys, seriously.  We are talking about MOUNTAIN MEN!  And COWBOYS!!  It’s like two fifths of the Village People coming after your ass.

[jimmyjazz 45,911]

1 minute ago, Goredho said:

But guys, seriously.  We are talking about MOUNTAIN MEN!  And COWBOYS!!  It’s like two fifths of the Village People coming after your ass.

Negged for inaccuracy.  The Village People were a sextet.  LEARN TO COUNT, LIBTARD!!!

[henrygandorf 29,190]

only the mustached ones count.  it was a simpler time.

[Goredho 17,400]

13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Negged for inaccuracy.  The Village People were a sextet.  LEARN TO COUNT, LIBTARD!!!

You wouldn’t say that to my face, macho, macho man!

[JimmyJames 12,271]

Uh oh. Are the mountain men all pissed off? Shit, might have to vote for trump after all to avoid the civil war. 

[NWBuck 8,552]

47 minutes ago, Goredho said:

It’s like two fifths of the Village People coming after your ass.

Given what we know about The Village People, I'm think they've all been acting with this motivation. 

Two fifths/sixths may be less threatening (or stimulating. NTTAWWT.)

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

Uh oh. Are the mountain men all pissed off? Shit, might have to vote for trump after all to avoid the civil war. 

You're probably safe with Jimmy as your name. It's a "civAl" war. All Al's will be required to take up arms. The only decision you'll need to decide, are you Team Pacino or Team Roker.

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3 hours ago, Goredho said:

Apparently Texas, NM and Arizona have fallen and the forces of white nationalism are falling back to defend the Rocky Mountains.

Red Dawn prepared is for this scenario !!!!!!

[tx 3 putt 76,928]

What’s the difference between a terrorist declaring war against this country vs. a trumpkin declaring war against this country ?

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Dear God.

(And look at basic ass Tangerine Lasagna showing off that bougie as fuck pear cut)

[Goredho 17,400]

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Red Dawn prepared is for this scenario !!!!!!

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

What’s the difference between a terrorist declaring war against this country vs. a trumpkin declaring war against this country ?

This feels like a trick question.  

[WhatTheBuck 28,779]

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

What’s the difference between a terrorist declaring war against this country vs. a trumpkin declaring war against this country ?

About 150 lbs. 

[BrickHorn 18,226]

2 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

 

I cannot even fathom how dumb, insecure, and flat-out weird you have to be to proudly refer to Donald Trump as “MY PRESIDENT.”   

[Nivek 16,926]

Oh fuck.  Not the mountain men.  Did you guys see The Revenant?  That dude fucked up a grizzly one on one, mano y mano.  Now just imagine what he would do to your average latte sippin’, queer huggin’ liberal intellectual.
Also, if your word has attracted a flock full of right-wing terrorists in waiting such that you would have this insight, then guess what — you are part of the fucking problem, Dick Wiles.  Prepare to be judged by your God for the violence you’ve helped set in motion, you unrighteous, hypocritical fuck.

Notice the pussy didn’t say he would?

[Underdog 28,622]

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

But guys, seriously.  We are talking about MOUNTAIN MEN!  And COWBOYS!!  It’s like two fifths of the Village People coming after your ass.

Brokeback Mountain...  we're they cowboys or mountain men?  

[JimmyJames 12,271]

We can all debate and moan, wail and woan, but ultimately at the end of the day there is only one play here. Trump will cut a deal, avoid criminal prosecution, and resign. That’s what guys like him do. And we’ll give it to him to at least try to move on from this disaster. 

[4th&Five 41,527]

He spends his time as president printing out tweets, signing them and mailing them to people. What an embarrassment. 

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32 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

Uh oh. Are the mountain men all pissed off? Shit, might have to vote for trump after all to avoid the civil war. 

You're probably safe with Jimmy as your name. It's a "civAl" war. All Al's will be required to take up arms. The only decision you'll need to decide, are you Team Pacino or Team Roker.

Neither. I'm Team Weird. Cause these are some weird times we're living in.

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

Yeah, I really don’t see Trump going out like Scarface for some reason. 

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8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Brokeback Mountain...  we're they cowboys or mountain men?  

Weren't they sheepherders?

[Goredho 17,400]

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Yeah, I really don’t see Trump going out like Scarface for some reason. 

I could see him dying with his face covered in cocaine.  But otherwise, it would be more Chris Farley than Tony Montana.

[Pasken 1,309]

3 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I could see him dying with his face covered in cocaine.  But otherwise, it would be more Chris Farley than Tony Montana.

I'll go with Elvis. Dyeing on the toilet...probably tweeting. 

[Goredho 17,400]

Good call.

[Nolacycling 893]

The mountain men won't receive this info until the passes open in June.

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56 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

All Al's will be required to take up arms. The only decision you'll need to decide, are you Team Pacino or Team Roker.

All I know is I finally get to shoot someone.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

I've gotta admit, political response Surly at times, is the best Surly.

It's almost therapeutic. That combined with booze.

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24 minutes ago, Pasken said:

I'll go with Elvis. Dyeing on the toilet...probably tweeting. 

iswydt

[jimmyjazz 45,911]

19 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

All I know is I finally get to shoot someone.

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5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

45th state!

 

That’s your guy, @Johnny Sack. 

[JimmyJames 12,271]

Don’t bag on the sack. He never voted for trump. It took the last three years for the sack to realize how great a president he is and that he definitely deserves his vote. 

Just think about the intellect and brain it takes to actually come to that conclusion. 

[Biff Tannen 45,678]

1 hour ago, Pasken said:

I'll go with Elvis. Dyeing on the toilet...probably tweeting. 

Anastasis, what do the oddsmakers say?

[Bama Chick 28,596]

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

Well you know your team has shit the bed when you come to read this thread in order to calm down.

[4th&Five 41,527]

The dumb shit saying dumb shit things.

refered 

Edited October 24, 2019 by 4th&Five

[burntorangebongos 10,710]

That is some convoluted BS. This fuckstick can't admit he misspoke, nope. He has to come up with a lie to let himself off the hook.

[F250 28,770]

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 

You think you're tough for eating beans every day? There's half a million scarecrows in Denver who'd give anything for one mouthful of what you got. They've been under siege for about three months. They live on rats and sawdust bread and sometimes... on each other. At night, the pyres for the dead light up the sky. It's medieval.

Well, who is on our side?

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3 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

You're probably safe with Jimmy as your name. It's a "civAl" war. All Al's will be required to take up arms. The only decision you'll need to decide, are you Team Pacino or Team Roker.

Not even close

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10 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

as someone else sublimely posited previous: Trump actually has drained the swamp - only through the act of filling it with too many alligators.

Got to keep them somewhere until the moats are finished.

7 hours ago, Lagunamadre said:

RIP Old Mexico. Used to be my families go to Mexican food joint when I was a young lad in Corpus Christi. 

THIS.  Puffy tacos and sherbet for dessert.  Of all the places, I miss that most.  Followed by ship ahoy. 

2 hours ago, Goredho said:

I could see him dying with his face covered in cocaine  adderall powder.    But otherwise, it would be more Chris Farley than Tony Montana.

FIFY.

[Burt 4,080]

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Brokeback Mountain...  we're they cowboys or mountain men?  

Mountin' men

Edited October 24, 2019 by Burt

[Chooky 13,307]

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