Donald Trump 2019

[burntorangebongos 10,681]

wait, would raw dogging porn stars keep you out?

[jimmyjazz 45,558]

My guess, best case, they "took" the tests he passed, and discarded those he didn't.

[4th&Five 41,461]

I got my fucking twitter account suspended for telling him I hope his heart explodes! Haha. 

[Player 4,575]

Since Trump only had a partial physical exam at Walter Reed, what type of tests couldn't have been performed at the WH? It's not like they can't take blood or perform a ECG at the WH.  

A stress test for his heart, perhaps?

[Fudge Nuggets 19,151]

2 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Did I miss something here? 

Probably not.  They are just part of the group that I am fucking sick and tired of hearing I must support at all costs no matter how shitty they might be:

1.  Soldier boys

2.  Cops

3.  Patriotic farmers

4.  Small business

If you are a member of one of the above groups then according to GOP gospel yo' shit don't stink and no one can say anything negative about you else that person be labeled a commie, scumbag traitor.  Fucking tired of it.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,151]

42 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I got my fucking twitter account suspended for telling him I hope his heart explodes! Haha. 

I tell him to go fuck himself on  a daily basis and no ban for doing that yet.  I've been put in tweety time out for shitting all over Gorka, Willard Romney, etc though.

[4th&Five 41,461]

It said it was abuse and harassment. 12 hour timeout and I had to delete it. “I hope your fucking heart explodes!” was the exact tweet  

 

[RPM 26,228]

Well I see the problem with that tweet. He has no heart.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

38 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

It said it was abuse and harassment. 12 hour timeout and I had to delete it. “I hope your fucking heart explodes!” was the exact tweet  

 

If you couch it in sentences written like Shakespeare or Yoda sometimes it is not noticed. The people who report abuse are not always the brightest bulbs on the ferris wheel, although the swear words will usually catch their eye.

"Explode! Your foul heart will, I hope. Rejoice! My heart will, for certain. Evil vanquished with a dry eye, for no evil is wailed when it is gone.

[SaucyJack 3,487]

2 hours ago, Mapache said:

I guess we missed the part of the scriptures where Jesus said "Thou shall raw dog porn stars if ye seek to enter the kingdom of heaven" 

READ THE TRANSCRIPT!

[SizzleChest 8,275]

The heart “attack” was likely arrhythmia and/or all that Adderall he snorts triggered palpitations and his heart rate wouldn’t return to normal.  He’s more likely to have a stroke than an MI.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

2 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

The heart “attack” was likely arrhythmia and/or all that Adderall he snorts triggered palpitations and his heart rate wouldn’t return to normal.  He’s more likely to have a stroke than an MI.

I'll allow it.

[tx 3 putt 76,386]

can people send him cases of Adderall ?

[HenryJames 65,890]

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

He was probably trying to test out the new GOP health care plan, 1/2 off lab test Saturdays.

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

Nothing says a routine physical like a frantic doctor riding in a motorcade. 

[Aqua Buddha 14,519]

Rahm Emanuel got in a dig about the hospital visit on "This Week" today.  They were talking about how Trump loves that he's being impeached and Maggie Haberman, Chris Christie, and Rahm insisted that he hates all of this.  Rahm then said something to the effect that "that's what has led to the hospital visit."

The plot thickens.

[tx 3 putt 76,386]

stress is a mother fucker 

[Underdog 28,457]

5 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

I doubt seriously that this misogynist has ever gone down on a woman.  Maybe a man, tho.

Damn, being a bit harsh on Lobo don't you think?  

[RomaVicta 29,792]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

He's not wearing his tie which I can't ever recall him doing. I think there likely were symptoms, but they turned out to be gas or constipation.

[Francisco 2.0 32,341]

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,283]

Who said it? Trump or Jesus?

http://trumporjesus.com/

[brown water 3,761]

The health issue had to be serious if it kept him off the golf course.  

Edited November 18, 2019 by brown water

[Bozo_Casanova 26,283]

Who said it? Trump or Jesus?

http://trumporjesus.com/

[Gengs1 2,583]

7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Farmers committing suicide in unprecedented numbers.
 

 

Thoughts and Prayers should do it 

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

3 hours ago, Player said:

 

A stress test for his heart, perhaps?

 

His heart is definitely 3 sizes too small. Surprised that didn't come up when Dr Ronny checked him out last year.

[Pasken 1,309]

5 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

.  He’s more likely to have a stroke than an MI.

What makes you say that?

[Tuco 5,076]

I’ll go with anxiety attack. Freaked out, couldn’t catch his breath, doc couldn’t find more symptoms, but Trump thought it was a heart attack, so they went to the hospital.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

9 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I’ll go with anxiety attack. Freaked out, couldn’t catch his breath, doc couldn’t find more symptoms, but Trump thought it was a heart attack, so they went to the hospital.
 

This is probably correct. We won’t be so lucky that he just croaks and dies. I suspect he will fight this until Moscow Mitch tells him it’s over, then he pardons everyone, resigns in exchange for mike penis lover pardoning him, then spends the rest of his days tweeting from a Russian embassy.,

[atomheartbevo 89,447]

Figured it out.  He discovered that one of Pence’s aides/advisors was a Never Trumper, and she sat in on a shitload of his calls and meetings.  

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

[ChiTownDoc 21,101]

Not gonna lie...when I heard rumors he was headed to the hospital, I was hoping some dumbass resident bolus'd his ass with Potassium.  Wasn't to be...

[triplehorn 2,664]

“but I thought you said vitamin k...”

[triplehorn 2,664]

1 hour ago, Tuco said:

I’ll go with anxiety attack. Freaked out, couldn’t catch his breath, doc couldn’t find more symptoms, but Trump thought it was a heart attack, so they went to the hospital.
 

the crackup probably kicked off during the WS.  

a part of me feels bad for him knowing how badly he got hurt when he was too young to have any choice.  

[Chooky 13,302]

 

 

[Junior Miller 1,502]

12 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Farmers committing suicide in unprecedented numbers.
 

 

Was it just a coincidence that those redneck goobers named their kids with initials "KKK"? 

That lady's quotes and stuff with her and religion just goes to show why religion is so dangerous. Somewhere along the line message changed from "God helps those who help themselves" to "God will take care of you". Pretty fucking dangerous to put your entire well-being and that of your family in the hands of an invisible force that may or may not exist, and even if it does exist may or may not even know you exist or give a shit about you. Especially when all evidence points to people far more innocent getting far worse treatment in life. 

They could have easily taken a page from their orange bitch ass god and filed bankruptcy then just went to grift on somebody else. 

[TDunk 590]

2 hours ago, Pasken said:

What makes you say that?

My guess is they'll have him on a 12 lead ECG to detect shit.  Whereas the Trump brain is truly fucked.  

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,414]

20 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Farmers committing suicide in unprecedented numbers.
 

 

The gop governor of ND talking about how the trade wars are devastating small farmers. Funny how it doesn’t seem like the Right ever directly criticizes the architect of the trade wars.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

9 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The gop governor of ND talking about how the trade wars are devastating small farmers. Funny how it doesn’t seem like the Right ever directly criticizes the architect of the trade wars.

It's even funnier when the Right says the President is responsible for foreign policy and when that policy includes violations of the US Constitution suddenly accuse lifelong nonpartisan employees of treason.

 

edit to clarify-I'm still butthurt over the Administration's accusations against Taylor, Yovanovitch, et al regarding the oath they undertook.

Edited November 18, 2019 by Mrs Whiggins
Clarification

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

The President will be "out of order" today until around 2:00 pm and then will have an intelligence briefing. He had  no appearances yesterday. The rumors have been rather interesting and my two favorites are:

1. Sadly, the frequent trips to Louisiana, Kentucky, and the Alabama game did not have any success in locating a doppelganger for the President, so the "Weekend at Bernie's" strategy may have to be used since Bill Barr isn't tall enough and Donald Jr. refuses to dye his hair.

2. It wasn't chest pains, it was a surgical procedure to remove a tumor named Sean Hannity.

[yoladu 4,067]

https://factba.se/topic/calendar

Well his daily schedule shouldn't be taxing his health.

today ~ Monday 11/18/19

2:00pm The President receives his intelligence briefing

4:15pm The President meets with the Secretary of State

that's it.

(Mrs Whiggins basically beat me to it)

Edited November 18, 2019 by yoladu

[HenryJames 65,890]

 

[kevwun 15,651]

Deface the Nation, he's so clever.

[ChiTownDoc 21,101]

14 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Says Nancy is doing nothing...

25 minutes ago, yoladu said:

https://factba.se/topic/calendar

Well his daily schedule shouldn't be taxing his health.

today ~ Monday 11/18/19

2:00pm The President receives his intelligence briefing

4:15pm The President meets with the Secretary of State

that's it.

(Mrs Whiggins basically beat me to it)

His schedule.  

[Mo Horn 8,807]

Hey now, he's tweeting. That takes a lot of energy. 

[Brisketexan 104,624]

You know what I REALLY like about Trump?

How he loves the troops.

He loves them SO much, that - against the advice of the Pentagon - he'll pardon war criminals.  Because as he tells us, brave soldiers who serve their country should have their crimes forgiven.

I mean, unless those soldiers are dirty mexicans who served with honor and distinction, and committed NO war crimes...but they DID commit the crime of illegal entry long ago (or maybe their parents did).  In THOSE cases, well, THE LAW IS THE LAW, and it must be enforced.

Summary -- be a soldier and illegally kill a brown person?  Pardon.  Be a soldier who happens to BE a brown person?  Deported.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

In writing, huh? Is there any way that Congress can insist he actually write it himself? Crayon, Sharpie, whatever it takes? Not that he is going to do it. The "consider" is a tell.

His minders are going to have their hands full until 2:00 today unless they can spike his meds with some sleepy juice so he takes a nap from 10 til 2. No matter how he felt on Saturday, his brain is going to obsess over Nancy (exculpatory) and Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. He'll need the Fox News retweets to keep his ego halfway soothed.

[4th&Five 41,461]

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You know what I REALLY like about Trump?

How he loves the troops.

He loves them SO much, that - against the advice of the Pentagon - he'll pardon war criminals.  Because as he tells us, brave soldiers who serve their country should have their crimes forgiven.

I mean, unless those soldiers are dirty mexicans who served with honor and distinction, and committed NO war crimes...but they DID commit the crime of illegal entry long ago (or maybe their parents did).  In THOSE cases, well, THE LAW IS THE LAW, and it must be enforced.

Summary -- be a soldier and illegally kill a brown person?  Pardon.  Be a soldier who happens to BE a brown person?  Deported.

 

 

He loves the troops so much that the airstrip American taxpayers bought and built in Syria has been given to the soldiers....the Russian soldiers.

 

[plimon 190]

The President will be "out of order" today until around 2:00 pm and then will have an intelligence briefing. He had  no appearances yesterday. The rumors have been rather interesting and my two favorites are:
1. Sadly, the frequent trips to Louisiana, Kentucky, and the Alabama game did not have any success in locating a doppelganger for the President, so the "Weekend at Bernie's" strategy may have to be used since Bill Barr isn't tall enough and Donald Jr. refuses to dye his hair.
2. It wasn't chest pains, it was a surgical procedure to remove a tumor named Sean Hannity.

I saw one rumor on the Twitters that this is just ground work in case he needs to resign. The phased physical gives him an out for medical reasons...with a Pence pardon in his pocket.