2019 Sugar Bowl - Texas vs. Georgia

[Underdog 28629]

6 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Uga was the first to react.  "Time to get the F out of here."

SEC speed - Surly

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Matthew is high as fuck.

[Buzzrock 14920]

UGA is so inbred he knew there was no bull left in that dwag. Turned his ass and ran.

[Mo Horn 8840]

Matthew sounds like he's feeling no pain tonight. 

[taybo20 2825]

Win some bowls and win some roles

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Fuck Georgia 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Hit first, hit hard, hit all night long, don't give a fuck about the cameras. Be like Bevo, and this game will go the right way.

[UDontKnow 10445]

3 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Matthew is high as fuck.

Alright alright alright!

[clapclapclap 9000]

6 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Who on earth thought that was a good idea? 

A colorblind chick unfamiliar with bullfights?

[Buzzrock 14920]

Favorite reply: “Who else want some of Bevo!”

[runthebone 7982]

9 minutes ago, Here’s the deal said:

As awesome as that was, it was actually really dangerous.  Hope this isn’t his last game.  Can’t be having huge animals acting aggressive around large crowds.

Or maybe a bunch of people he doesn't know shouldn't stand right in front of him.

Edited January 2, 2019 by runthebone

[Here’s the deal 114]

4 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

When I saw the pictures of his enclosures from earlier, I thought to myself those aren’t gonna stop shit if he says “fuck this, I’m out” .

No shit.  If I were the handlers I’d get him the hell out of there before he mows down a huge crowd of people.  Can’t speak for cows, but once a horse gets spooked, it takes a while for them to calm down.

[Cajun 11705]

3 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Matthew is high as fuck.

No shit.  Damn, he's got him some of that medicinal shit goin' tonight.

[Horn80 6121]

Don’t be bringing your fucking mascot near ours.  It won’t turn out well.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

1 minute ago, Here’s the deal said:

No shit.  If I were the handlers I’d get him the hell out of there before he mows down a huge crowd of people.  Can’t speak for cows, but once a horse gets spooked, it takes a while for them to calm down.

Can't they just give him a couple of more 'ludes?

Edited January 2, 2019 by Irish Wrist Watch

[Cajun 11705]

4 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

UGA is so inbred he knew there was no bull left in that dwag. Turned his ass and ran.

Hat's off to that little guy, I'll bet he's never moved that fast in his entire life.

[Sleepygrad 1029]

thought Bevo was on a pretty strong drug regiment for game days....I mean, who isn't amirite?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Just now, runthebone said:

Or maybe they shouldn't do stupid shit.

No shit. Did they think a longhorn steer was our mascot because he's cute? That's more than a thousand pounds of "take no shit" out there. He's not a toy or a prop. Show some fucking respect.

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Lulz Bevo tried to holla at UGA.

[Dbeasy 15051]

“Don't Start No Shit, Won't Be No Shit.” -Bevo, 2019

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Jawja crackers aint too smart. Lets see what happens when I takes this bull dog near a large bovine.
GENETIC MEMORY MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

UT lawyers need to be suing the uga handlers for that shit.

[RPM 26320]

Bevo says fuck yo dog!

[Here’s the deal 114]

2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Can't they just give him a couple of more 'ludes?

Pretty sure they don’t do that.  

[Red Five 40858]

Alex Loeb has the biggest head I've ever seen. 

[dcar00 14204]

that one spur grabbed the horn.  that could have gotten ugly.

[burntorangebongos 10710]

Jeebus, Bevo super chippy. HIs horns look pretty darn long these days.

[elfenix 34240]

bevo just got some run in the rose bowl broadcast, good overhead shot showing him coming out of his pen

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

That's it, Bevo. Fuck that dog up. 

[LonghornSean 3998]

Let’s go.

[EuroHorn 3264]

Lhn had a great view looking right at Bevo 

[taybo20 2825]

Just now, elfenix said:

bevo just got some run in the rose bowl broadcast, good overhead shot showing him coming out of his pen

Damn missed that

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Bevo has been one of the stars of the 2018 season. Fucking love him

[UDontKnow 10445]

3 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Jeebus, Bevo super chippy. HIs horns look pretty darn long these days.

No shit, what are they feeding him? Pepperidge Farm members baby Bevo with baby horns.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

 

Edited January 2, 2019 by Surly Bevo

[GSU&UT 1798]

@LonghornSean What's the ratio of Georgia to UT fans thus far?

[UDontKnow 10445]

Must be bull puberty. All that aggression by juvenile Bevo.

[Radical Larry 28607]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21199]

Bevo has his game horns on.  Time to get this shit started.

[The Ace of Aces 5183]

I’m late but I fucking love Bevo.

Maybe he’ll take out a land thieve next year. 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Must be bull puberty. All that aggression by juvenile Bevo.

Twas self defense you twit.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

They had Bevo facing the stadium wall. All that clicking, yakking and dog farting behind him didn't sit too well. He just wanted a little more room.

[texaslong 678]

That’s awesome.

[Goodman 3273]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Alex Loeb has the biggest head I've ever seen. 

Yet he’s 10x more watchable than Galindo.

[Sleepygrad 1029]

that one guy grabbing his horn saved shit from getting much much worse

[So_co 69]

18 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Georgia starting NG not playing.  Jordan Davis.

That's huge news. UGAs defense is noticeably worse without him

[burntorangebongos 10710]

1 minute ago, Sleepygrad said:

that one guy grabbing his horn saved shit from getting much much worse

I'm pretty sure that is his owner John Baker. Looks like it might be him anyway.

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Photographer in the gray hat is lucky he didn’t get dead.  He was right between Bevo’s horns.

[dcar00 14204]

17 minutes ago, Here’s the deal said:

As awesome as that was, it was actually really dangerous.  Hope this isn’t his last game.  Can’t be having huge animals acting aggressive around large crowds.

that one horn was about to nail that camera guy in the blue but the handler pulled the other horn and turned his head.  camera guy almost got gored.  they are generally docile creatures. especially ones that are around people all the time. you don't need to drug them but it's still a one thousand pound mammal. you don't bring other animals near it.

 

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Mooove bitch get out the way

[ApocalypseTexas 297]

8 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

“Don't Start No Shit, Won't Be No Shit.” -Bevo, 2019

This ☝️  🤘🤘