2019 Sugar Bowl - Texas vs. Georgia

[billfromlaketravis 11,448]

Darrell from Georgia is going to be must watch TV on the Finebaum show tomorrow. 

[Anastasis 23,463]

My gf just tried to give me the “come hither” thing but I told her not tonight because I want to be on here and Twitter looking at and basking in the reaction.
This win is LITERALLY better than sex.

You gay dawg. Shut down the computer and go knock the bottom out of that.

[williemackgarza 1,826]

This burnt orange kool aid tastes soooo goood....
Ok cool, hook em

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

24 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

And I've seen a hawk pick off a pigeon while driving into my office parking garage. 

Why was a hawk driving into your office parking garage?

[DeweyCox 366]

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

My gf just tried to give me the “come hither” thing but I told her not tonight because I want to be on here and Twitter looking at and basking in the reaction.

This win is LITERALLY better than sex.

You’re doing it wrong

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,258]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

My gf just tried to give me the “come hither” thing but I told her not tonight because I want to be on here and Twitter looking at and basking in the reaction.

This win is LITERALLY better than sex.

Only borderline erotic for me.

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

My gf just tried to give me the “come hither” thing but I told her not tonight because I want to be on here and Twitter looking at and basking in the reaction.

This win is LITERALLY better than sex.

You wouldn’t miss much in 90 seconds 

[billfromlaketravis 11,448]

Kenyatta's dad Twitter: 

https://twitter.com/therealkwat?lang=en

 

 

[Guest Lobo]

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Why was a hawk driving into your office parking garage?

Because the security guard told the hawk that he had to quit parking in the surface spaces.  Hawk claimed he couldn't see the visitors only sign. 

But the guard knew he was lying.

 

Edited January 2, 2019 by Lobo

[Longboard Horn 40,296]

From Brandon Jones’ Instagram

[UTexasFight 9,429]

Final ranking? I'm thinking #11 with a chance we're at #12. Tough to get into the Top 10 with 4 losses on the ledger.

My thoughts exactly.
Will jump Washington and Penn St, so #12 minimum.
Maybe Michigan who has lost their last two games by a combined 49 points.
Not sure I see jumping a 2 loss Wash St. or “best of the rest” of the SEC (LSU or Florida)

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,258]

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

From Brandon Jones’ Instagram

Too heavy for Herman but not for Jones.

It's because of the forearms.

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,258]

Texags: "They wouldn't last if they had to play 8 SEC games!"

Or, maybe those SEC teams wouldn't last if they had to play 9 Big 12 games?

[billfromlaketravis 11,448]

Ossai led team in tackles with 8 tonight. 

He good. 

[Valmy77 13,225]

Just now, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Texags: "They wouldn't last if they had to play 8 SEC games!"

Maybe but we would get to play 4 FCS games.

[Goodman 3,273]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Ossai led team in tackles with 8 tonight. 

He good. 

He was a monster.

[Sock Drawer 214]

This from those dumbfucks over at texags:

"Don't be an idiot. 'Bama (SEC Champion) just beat OU (Big 12 Champion).

GA whining about not being in CFB Playoffs got hit by a right hook. Woke up in 4th Quarter when it too late. Lessons learned but they are not us. We run the state of Texas & will run all of CFB in less than 36 mos. can't stop, won't stop...

You guys are so easily triggered by these wanna be's (tu)."

[Gaffords 755]

23 minutes ago, dad said:

Announcers at one point "Jake Fromm is not going to be throwing 35 times a game, look for them to run the ball"

C/ATT	YDS	AVG	TD	INT
Jake Fromm	20/34	212	6.2	3	1

 

Georgia Rushing

	CAR	YDS	AVG	TD	LONG
Team	1	-14	-14.0	0	0
TEAM	30	72	2.4	0	11

It played out just like the surly posters said it would...  ESPN should pay attention to this forum and then maybe they would get something right from time to time...

16 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

 

 

[Billy Pilgrim 1,960]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Ossai led team in tackles with 8 tonight. 

He good. 

Did he play in more than 4 games? Did he keep his redshirt?

[Machinator 32,099]

Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

Did he play in more than 4 games? Did he keep his redshirt?

No.

He was too good to redshirt.

[Billy Pilgrim 1,960]

Just now, Machinator said:

No.

He was too good to redshirt.

Thanks- don’t remember seeing him before Iowa State.

[billfromlaketravis 11,448]

Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

Did he play in more than 4 games? Did he keep his redshirt?

I want to say he played in 5 games, starting with Tech. 

I hope I'm wrong. Probably doesn't matter anyway, because he's not sticking around for 5 years. 

[Machinator 32,099]

Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

Thanks- don’t remember seeing him before Iowa State.

He was in on a key fourth down stop against West Virginia.

The coaches also played him on special teams all season, probably because they wanted to get him as many live reps as possible at game speed.

You can see why.

[Fletch 5,800]

Was at the game right next to the band. God damn that was nice. Jesus Mother fucking cocksucking Christ that was just glorious. Fuck Georgia, fuck the sec, fuck Kirby and most of all fuck OU! We’re back baby and we’re here to stay!

[billfromlaketravis 11,448]

Locke played nickel tonight right? I ask because he was playing pretty deep on the interception. 

[Modessit 5,598]

ESPN crawl says this is Texas' 6th Bowl win by 20+ pts (4 vs SEC).

Uh....

[taybo20 2,825]

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Locke played nickel tonight right? I ask because he was playing pretty deep on the interception. 

He played mostly where sterns would have lined up because we tended to be heavier to stop the run

[JOSEYWALES66 1,801]

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Locke played nickel tonight right? I ask because he was playing pretty deep on the interception. 

Wasn’t he at safety on that play because foster was hurt? 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Herbie can eat all of our asses 

He is?

I'm headed to Pancho's!

[Both Tacos 1,806]

The Tower will be Orange tonight gents

So will my penis

[Dirk X West 772]

Great win, Horns.

[Guest Lobo]

Just now, Both Tacos said:

33 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

The Tower will be Orange tonight gents

So will my penis

You sodomize another Oompa-Loompa?  

[Topper13 3,258]

1 minute ago, MrPhlegm said:

He is?

I'm headed to Pancho's!

[Radical Larry 28,564]

So will my penis

Put down the cheetos.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,178]

Just read Devante bought the Westlake jersey for Sam. 

[Patrick Bateman 3,911]

Dat Dawg Disappoint

[C-Man 27,194]

23 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:

All the shit on amazon is thin one sided trash. Fuck.

Those things don’t last more than a season if they’re out non-stop.

[QfromOH_1013 13]

Omenihu was a stud tonight, but i definitely noticed Ojomo and Osai push a few guys around too. I thought i saw Coburn make a few plays as well.I  dont think we will have a huge drop off next year if we can get some linebacker play. 

[gaspar 102]

52 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Haha. I'd rather catch them after Tua, but hey man, being afraid never helped anybody. 

Just in time to prevent them from a three-p....maybe i’m drinking too much kool-aid

[Modessit 5,598]

Sportcenter just led with Bevo going after Uga and showed it like 12 times.

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[C-Man 27,194]

30 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

My gf just tried to give me the “come hither” thing but I told her not tonight because I want to be on here and Twitter looking at and basking in the reaction.

This win is LITERALLY better than sex.

Go get that victory pussy.

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

I was just pounding my girl while having surly in the other hand, now that’s how you do it. And yes she’s my avatar

[C-Man 27,194]

6 minutes ago, QfromOH_1013 said:

Omenihu was a stud tonight, but i definitely noticed Ojomo and Osai push a few guys around too. I thought i saw Coburn make a few plays as well.I  dont think we will have a huge drop off next year if we can get some linebacker play. 

Apparently, the JUCO LB is a gonna be a monstah

[Tom Chairman 264]

Those things don’t last more than a season if they’re out non-stop.

Fuck it. Ordered flag from Amazon and paid extra for one day shipping.

[Guest Lobo]

I'm sure it's been discussed somewhere on the old board, but I just realized Texas is one of just a tiny handful of teams that has won all of the Big 5 bowl games-Orange, Rose, Fiesta, Cotton, and Sugar.  It's beyond an elite group. 

2 Sugar Bowl wins, 2 Rose Bowl wins, 2 Orange Bowl wins, 11 Cotton Bowl wins, and 1 Fiesta Bowl win.

I find that interesting.  

 

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[dad 557]

I just laid out my favorite longhorn polo like a fucking giddy grade school kid excited to stunt on his friends at school.

Except I’m going back to work bc I don’t play school no mo.

[C-Man 27,194]

7 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:

Fuck it. Ordered flag from Amazon and paid extra for one day shipping.

Attaboy. Tom Chairman fucks.

[billfromlaketravis 11,448]

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Quick, somebody give Juvenile $100 to talk up Texas on Facebook Live. We know he needs it.