Gettin Laid: 2019

[Hate 20108]

Well then, you should go get yourself one of them blowjobs.

[Mudcat35 196]

Bingo.  Last night in the middle of the night.

[South Austin 52505]

7 hours ago, Mudcat35 said:

Bingo.  Last night in the middle of the night.

Was she awake?

[Paco 1934]

Was she awake?

She wasn't even there!

[Sandman 3403]

I struck out last night. My dreams of being the Cal Ripken of the bedroom are over.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

18 minutes ago, Sandman said:

I struck out last night. My dreams of being the Cal Ripken of the bedroom are over.

you gave it a hell of a run. 

 

DiMaggios 56 game hitting streak

Favre and Ripkens Iron Men 

Wilts 100 pt game

Sandmans sex consecutive nights streak

 

All are historic and will likely not be touched in our lifetimes

Edited February 16, 2019 by MNLonghornFUKM

[South Austin 52505]

41 minutes ago, Sandman said:

I struck out last night. My dreams of being the Cal Ripken of the bedroom are over.

[ABSR 5312]

4 hours ago, Paco said:

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Was she awake?

She wasn't even there!

So tell us about this male house guest you have?

[Guest]

On 1/2/2019 at 10:15 AM, Jhawk said:

It is really fucking exhausting to get laid.  For some reason just going to bars and getting laid doesn't work as well at 34.  Luckily plans always seem to work when you implement correctly.

go to church.

Lotsa filthy nasty down there.   Low self esteem makes them tip over into bed...

[DallasHorn26 586]

Twice last night and once this morning before she went home.

[Jkwellborn 6702]

Twice last night and once this morning before she went home.

Did you make her clap the whole time you were in the bathroom?

[Buzzrock 14920]

Hooked the wife up last night for her birthday eve. Hotel sex on tap for tonight.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

Hooked the wife up last night for her birthday eve. Hotel sex on tap for tonight.

Who did you hook her up with? Are you paying for their hotel room? If so, that doesn’t seem fair.

[Sandman 3403]

Started a new streak today. Not holding my breath for tomorrow but at least I got some today. That's married life in a nutshell, I guess.

[Armybrat 40845]

I’d really like to see what y’all’s wives & GFs are posting on FB.

[tomahawk dunk 338]

13 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I’d really like to see what y’all’s wives & GFs are posting on FB.

Rodan & Fields makeovers

[Jkwellborn 6702]

Rodan & Fields makeovers

God I hate that shit. And plexus and advocare too

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

2 hours ago, Sandman said:

Started a new streak today. Not holding my breath for tomorrow but at least I got some today. That's married life in a nutshell, I guess.

did you have sex after midnight fri? or was it thurs night?

[Underdog 28633]

7 hours ago, slorch said:

go to church.

Lotsa filthy nasty down there.   Low self esteem makes them tip over into bed...

That’s just the Preachers, what about the congregation? 

[Buzzrock 14920]

10 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Who did you hook her up with? Are you paying for their hotel room? If so, that doesn’t seem fair.

Gotta keep peace in the wigwam, as my old man says 

[BearSchlong 8095]

Got a suite at the golden nugget in Lake charles. In the big walk in shower. Wife squatted like a catcher and gave me a soul shattering bj and I finished on her tits. So that's first time in February, probably 5 times this year.

 

 

[DeweyCox 366]

@YoungCounty, I will be getting laid in Young County this weekend. So, if the house is rockin, don’t bother knockin. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21073]

Take it somewhere else, Epstein. 

/noCR

[BearSchlong 8095]

2 more times after dinner/gambling/Michael McDonald concert. I should schedule a Friday night getaway like this at least once every other month.

 

Plus I'm still up about $100 which is nice.

[BearSchlong 8095]

And again this morning. And another bj.

Ok I'm probably done posting here for a while but wow what a 24 hours.

[Armybrat 40845]

You had better hydrate now.

[BearSchlong 8095]

#listentoyourelders

[South Austin 52505]

On 2/22/2019 at 7:05 PM, BearSchlong said:

Got a suite at the golden nugget in Lake charles. In the big walk in shower. Wife squatted like a catcher and gave me a soul shattering bj and I finished on her tits. So that's first time in February, probably 5 times this year.

 

 

 

21 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

2 more times after dinner/gambling/Michael McDonald concert. I should schedule a Friday night getaway like this at least once every other month.

 

Plus I'm still up about $100 which is nice.

 

20 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

And again this morning. And another bj.

Ok I'm probably done posting here for a while but wow what a 24 hours.

Stop rubbing it in for those of us who are rubbing it out.

[BearSchlong 8095]

I'm parched, lying face up in a desert washout, wistfully remembering last weekend.

[Armybrat 40845]

So, have you rebooked another weekend yet?

[immortal13 4059]

3 nights in a row, the rare trifecta. I got the lingerie show friday night....t'was very nice

Edited March 2, 2019 by immortal13

[1000 Miles to Austin 21]

3 nights in a row, the rare trifecta. I got the lingerie show friday night....t'was very nice

My wife is 6 months pregnant so this does not hit close to home. I am living vicariously through everyone else.

[immortal13 4059]

13 minutes ago, 1000 Miles to Austin said:

My wife is 6 months pregnant so this does not hit close to home. I am living vicariously through everyone else.

imgur

[Hornius Emeritus 12462]

Not to brag too much, but I just received a standing ovation.

[EE2B 1565]

Not to brag too much, but I just received a standing ovation.

He enjoyed it that much?

[1000 Miles to Austin 21]

The photo above deserves a standing ovation. Well done.

[Underdog 28633]

1 hour ago, immortal13 said:

 

 

How the fuck has this not been repped yet?  She have a sister?

[immortal13 4059]

23 minutes ago, Underdog said:

How the fuck has this not been repped yet?  She have a sister?

She has 6 sisters....all hot

[1000 Miles to Austin 21]

Yikes, I feel for their Dad! You should buy that man a bottle of whiskey.

[After irth 1243]

On 2/23/2019 at 9:21 AM, BearSchlong said:

2 more times after dinner/gambling/Michael McDonald concert. I should schedule a Friday night getaway like this at least once every other month.

 

Plus I'm still up about $100 which is nice.

I can’t think of anything more erection-killing than Michael McDonald. 

Randy Newman maybe.....

[Sandman 3403]

Wife is on the rag, so no nookie for me this weekend. However, I did score a bj this evening. I'll take it.

[immortal13 4059]

5 hours ago, 1000 Miles to Austin said:

Yikes, I feel for their Dad! You should buy that man a bottle of whiskey.

All of them are half-sisters....three by each parent. And I actually did buy him a bottle of Jack last weekend when we went camping. We smoked a little weed at the campfire too. He's a cool dude.

[Jkwellborn 6702]

Wife is on the rag, so no nookie for me this weekend. However, I did score a bj this evening. I'll take it.

What does being on the rag have to do with anything?

[South Austin 52505]

3 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

What does being on the rag have to do with anything?

What’s the point of having a sword if you don’t get it bloody once in a while?

[Armybrat 40845]

You ain’t a real man until you’ve earned your redwings. 

[Mo Horn 8842]

12 hours ago, Sandman said:

Wife is on the rag, so no nookie for me this weekend. However, I did score a bj this evening. I'll take it.

Anal sex week

[Jkwellborn 6702]

You ain’t a real man until you’ve earned your redwings. 

There’s a guy that works for me that says you’re not a man or haven’t done any fucking till you’ve tasted your own cum.

[Jkwellborn 6702]

You ain’t a real man until you’ve earned your redwings. 

There’s a guy that works for me that says you’re not a man or haven’t done any fucking till you’ve tasted your own cum.

 

If those are the requirements, I’ll never make it to being a man.

[Armybrat 40845]

So your employee is a gay contortionist?

Guess I’m only halfway there.

Edited March 3, 2019 by Armybrat

[Sandman 3403]

13 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

What does being on the rag have to do with anything?

Judge me if you like, but I've never liked period sex. Done it many times but it's not my cup of tea.