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18 minutes ago, Sandman said:

I struck out last night. My dreams of being the Cal Ripken of the bedroom are over.

you gave it a hell of a run. 

 

DiMaggios 56 game hitting streak

Favre and Ripkens Iron Men 

Wilts 100 pt game

Sandmans sex consecutive nights streak

 

All are historic and will likely not be touched in our lifetimes

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4 hours ago, Paco said:
4 hours ago, South Austin said:
Was she awake?

She wasn't even there!

So tell us about this male house guest you have?

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On 1/2/2019 at 10:15 AM, Jhawk said:

It is really fucking exhausting to get laid.  For some reason just going to bars and getting laid doesn't work as well at 34.  Luckily plans always seem to work when you implement correctly.

go to church.

Lotsa filthy nasty down there.   Low self esteem makes them tip over into bed...

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2 hours ago, Sandman said:

Started a new streak today. Not holding my breath for tomorrow but at least I got some today. That's married life in a nutshell, I guess.

did you have sex after midnight fri? or was it thurs night?

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7 hours ago, slorch said:

go to church.

Lotsa filthy nasty down there.   Low self esteem makes them tip over into bed...

That’s just the Preachers, what about the congregation? 

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10 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


Who did you hook her up with? Are you paying for their hotel room? If so, that doesn’t seem fair.

Gotta keep peace in the wigwam, as my old man says 

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Got a suite at the golden nugget in Lake charles. In the big walk in shower. Wife squatted like a catcher and gave me a soul shattering bj and I finished on her tits. So that's first time in February, probably 5 times this year.

 

 

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On 2/22/2019 at 7:05 PM, BearSchlong said:

Got a suite at the golden nugget in Lake charles. In the big walk in shower. Wife squatted like a catcher and gave me a soul shattering bj and I finished on her tits. So that's first time in February, probably 5 times this year.

 

 

 

21 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

2 more times after dinner/gambling/Michael McDonald concert. I should schedule a Friday night getaway like this at least once every other month.

 

Plus I'm still up about $100 which is nice.

 

20 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

And again this morning. And another bj.

Ok I'm probably done posting here for a while but wow what a 24 hours.

Stop rubbing it in for those of us who are rubbing it out.

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On 2/23/2019 at 9:21 AM, BearSchlong said:

2 more times after dinner/gambling/Michael McDonald concert. I should schedule a Friday night getaway like this at least once every other month.

 

Plus I'm still up about $100 which is nice.

I can’t think of anything more erection-killing than Michael McDonald. 

Randy Newman maybe.....

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5 hours ago, 1000 Miles to Austin said:

Yikes, I feel for their Dad! You should buy that man a bottle of whiskey.

All of them are half-sisters....three by each parent. And I actually did buy him a bottle of Jack last weekend when we went camping. We smoked a little weed at the campfire too. He's a cool dude.

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You ain’t a real man until you’ve earned your redwings. 

There’s a guy that works for me that says you’re not a man or haven’t done any fucking till you’ve tasted your own cum.
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You ain’t a real man until you’ve earned your redwings. 

There’s a guy that works for me that says you’re not a man or haven’t done any fucking till you’ve tasted your own cum.

 

If those are the requirements, I’ll never make it to being a man.

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13 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


What does being on the rag have to do with anything?

Judge me if you like, but I've never liked period sex. Done it many times but it's not my cup of tea.

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