Gettin Laid: 2019

[mulletpelini 5215]

14 hours ago, Jhawk said:

I busted a verrrry tiny nut inside her firm ass.  Was awesome.  Also... I didn't wear a connie because I didn't need to.  She had already gone through menopause.

Dude, there's a very small chance she'll get pregnant if you bust in her ass.  Menopause ain't got nothing to do with it.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2739]

@Jhawk

 

I’ll need to verify these stories with your partner.

 

[South Austin 52566]

First post-vasectomy ballin’.

[Uncle Boobs 1248]

First post-vasectomy ballin’.

Who was the lucky guy?

[South Austin 52566]

8 hours ago, Uncle Boobs said:

9 hours ago, South Austin said:

First post-vasectomy ballin’.

Who was the lucky guy?

Your mom.

[Prepuce of Doom 21100]

19 hours ago, South Austin said:

First post-vasectomy ballin’.

Say hello to your mother for me! 

/Wahlberg 

[Sbbruin 21866]

19 hours ago, South Austin said:

First post-vasectomy ballin’.

Have you proposed yet?

[South Austin 52566]

Lots more secks this past weekend.  I know COVID has presented challenges for many, but am I going to be one of the few keeping this thread going? 

[Marfa Low Crown 2547]

57 minutes ago, South Austin said:

am I going to be one of the few keeping this thread going? 

Since it seems you're able to get time traveler pussy, yes, probably. 

[SquishMitten 10425]

Your mom.

Bruh. Not cool to talk about people’s moms

[Armybrat 40873]

In vitro veritas

[mulletpelini 5215]

who's gonna tell him

[thunderlounge 7912]

20 hours ago, South Austin said:

Lots more secks this past weekend.  I know COVID has presented challenges for many, but am I going to be one of the few keeping this thread going? 

Sure you will, as long as there is a line outside your moms door, this thread will never die. Well, this one should, but the 2020 and beyond threads will always be packed.....

 

 

 

 

just like your mom.