I’m hungover/drunk at the New Orleans airport . . . .

[South Austin 52170]

. . . and I know I was supposed to start this thread before the game, but fuck it.

Mother

Fucking 

TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JOSEYWALES66 1790]

Are you a pilot?

 

 

[JFKFC 4878]

I salute you.

[woohorn 1131]

You need a better travel agent.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

. . . and I know I was supposed to start this thread before the game, but fuck it.
Mother
Fucking 
TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

More importantly, how’s your mom doing this morning?

[South Austin 52170]

1 minute ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

More importantly, how’s your mom doing this morning?

She died while rescuing kids from an orphanage fire, so . . . .

[Pescado_Rojo 19338]

If you're in the C terminal, the Grits and Grillades at the Zatarian's will fix that hangover right up. 

[South Austin 52170]

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

If you're in the C terminal, the Grits and Grillades at the Zatarian's will fix that hangover right up. 

B Terminal. Bloody’s and Gumbo at Cafe Roux. Happy to see all the sad Georgia fucks around me.

[pearlandhorn 3269]

Congrats.  You're feeling like shit in a shitty airport.  There are no good food options in terminal C unless you want e.coli from subway.

[sushihorn 3233]

1 hour ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Are you a pilot?

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.  Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

--- Emo Phillips

[Zepol87 9172]

Last night was awesome. Gf didn't go to game due to being drunk. We won I drank a fuck ton of Dixie ate a lot of cart hot dogs on bourbon and canal. Then I get into a cab full of fat bitches and next thing I know I'm in the lower 7th ward eating shrimp fried rice for the second time. Don't remember shit. Now I'm eating a roast beef po boy and gumbo at Johnny's

[housious 468]

Tell us more about the fat bitches

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

5 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Last night was awesome. Gf didn't go to game due to being drunk. We won I drank a fuck ton of Dixie ate a lot of cart hot dogs on bourbon and canal. Then I get into a cab full of fat bitches and next thing I know I'm in the lower 7th ward eating shrimp fried rice for the second time. Don't remember shit. Now I'm eating a roast beef po boy and gumbo at Johnny's

im impressed youre still alive haha

[Zepol87 9172]

14 minutes ago, housious said:

Tell us more about the fat bitches

Phone was dead. I ordered an Uber and never got in. Me and the fat bitches tore up that hot dog cart. 

[Tex Pete 20196]

21 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Last night was awesome. Gf didn't go to game due to being drunk.

Was she the old woman who fell and busted her head on a curb along Poydras? Wait, that was a Georgia fan.

[Horn80 6081]

Tough choice.  Seeing Texas win big games again or liver failure.

[runthebone 7933]

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

She died while rescuing kids from an orphanage fire, so . . . .

All the sex she'd been having probably slowed her down.  

 

 

 

 

I'm just saying she'd be alive if she weren't such a slut.  More of those kids, too. 

 

T&P, though. 

Edited January 2, 2019 by runthebone

[Uncle Nate 2097]

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

She died while rescuing kids from an orphanage fire, so . . . .

...while suffering from stage 4 cancer no less.

[ztejas 43287]

This morning I woke up in some Japanese family's rec room and they would not stop screaming.

[Bullneck 19027]

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This morning I woke up in some Japanese family's rec room and they would not stop screaming.

[SHOOTER12 8791]

3 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Phone was dead. I ordered an Uber and never got in. Me and the fat bitches tore up that hot dog cart. 

Strange explanation of buttseks orgy...

Well done zep...

[rage-a-holic 4308]

6 hours ago, sushihorn said:

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.  Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

--- Emo Phillips

Damnit Sushi, that's from Will Rogers

[Lhorn 4886]

Have some self respect man!  You visit a fine city like New Orleans and make an ass of yourself by getting intoxicated in public.