2019 Rain Thread

[tucker 238]

3 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Looks like someone's mom is getting pounded in Cedar Park.

Horny-bend indeed

Edited June 27, 2019 by tucker

[hornian 5299]

Storm dropped over an inch on us in NW Austin in about 30 minutes. Nice. 

[ftf82 496]

Devil beating his wife in Westlake 

[Updawg 2388]

A shaft of rain is thrusting up towards Austin from the south
[im
 

Yeah. We got nailed by that at Schlitterbahn this afternoon

[Trey3216 15453]

6 hours ago, hornian said:

This is what it looks like on my phone radar app (Weather Underground):


Seems a little... off.

Either that or the force field is really strong but in a really specific area.

Mind the gap 

[Guest Lobo]

10 hours ago, Updawg said:

14 hours ago, Paper_jam said:

A shaft of rain is thrusting up towards Austin from the south
[im
 

Yeah. We got nailed by that at Schlitterbahn this afternoon

Yeah.  I nailed your mom in her Schlitter this afternoon.  

[DonnyKerabatsos 86]

is the excessive rain this year being triggered from the ash rising to the atmosphere from the concentration camps on our border?  Like volcanoes creating storms when the erupt? 

[gsoda3 3362]

we didn't get a single drop in 78728 yesterday.

[Hate 20258]

is the excessive rain this year being triggered from the ash rising to the atmosphere from the concentration camps on our border?  Like volcanoes creating storms when the erupt? 

[Orange&White 5573]

Fucking negged. Leave Cloak Room shit in the cloak room. None of us want it outside of that shithole.

[Neonmoon 38130]

Uh we got a bogey 28 miles to the North. Closing fast. Over 

[NorthLoop 14520]

Roger that's your bogey

[atomheartbevo 90670]

Rain is 12 minutes out, over.

[Modessit 5667]

It's going to be interesting to see how this is going to miss us.

[NorthLoop 14520]

Imagine Austin is VY, and that line of storms are KU linebackers. 

[jimmyjazz 47298]

My sister is driving in from St. Louis.  She's been dragging this rain with her for the last several hundred miles.  What a horrible drive.

[atomheartbevo 90670]

More cows and flat rocks.

And artillery practice at Mabry.

Edited June 30, 2019 by atomheartbevo

[atomheartbevo 90670]

Damn, we are getting some decent thunder and lightning.  

[miguelito 11513]

2.6" overnight

[HenryJames 67464]

15 minutes ago, miguelito said:

2.6" overnight

Thoughts and prayers for your wife.

[miguelito 11513]

Eh, she barely noticed.  I'm pretty pleased with it, though.

[Al_4_ISU 12661]

2 cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

[mulletpelini 5225]

21 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

My sister is driving in from St. Louis.  She's been dragging this rain with her for the last several hundred miles.  What a horrible drive.

Seems worth it to get out of that ShiThoLe

[Chet Steadman 940]

Is the cow and flat rock thing supposedly still funny?  

It’s posted every.single.time it rains.  

[atomheartbevo 90670]

1 hour ago, Chet Steadman said:

Is the cow and flat rock thing supposedly still funny?  

It’s posted every.single.time it rains.  

Do you have a more accurate description of that sound?

[SquishMitten 10497]

Pouring rain?

[South Austin 53261]

Donkey pissing on flat rock?

[Modessit 5667]

Is the cow and flat rock thing supposedly still funny?  
It’s posted every.single.time it rains.  

Do you have a more accurate description of that sound?

It will henceforth be known as "Chet Steadman's mom pissing on a flat rock". Let it be known.

[atomheartbevo 90670]

2 minutes ago, Modessit said:

It will henceforth be known as "Chet Steadman's mom pissing on a flat rock". Let it be known.

And if somebody accidentally substitutes “cock” for “rock”, that’s okay.  

[MissingInAction 25588]

Seconded 

[atomheartbevo 90670]

Lightning show in the Shoal Creek/35th area.

[TexArcher 39076]

Ze Germans are bombing 78759.

[atomheartbevo 90670]

Gonna be impressed if we don't lose power.   This little lightning show keeps ramping up.

[bschoolprof 6352]

my lawn has been quite gruntled this summer

[Assman 1830]

Turned on my sprinklers today for the first time this year.  Never thought I'd be trouble shooting sprinkler heads in July.

[NorthLoop 14520]

Lots of Chet's mom squirting on a flat rock today

[Orange&White 5573]

Not for Austin proper but for the area.


Special Weather Statement
National Weather Service Austin/San Antonio TX
333 PM CDT Mon Jul 8 2019

TXZ172-173-192-082130-
Williamson TX-Burnet TX-Travis TX-
333 PM CDT Mon Jul 8 2019

...SIGNIFICANT WEATHER ADVISORY FOR WESTERN WILLIAMSON...NORTHWESTERN
TRAVIS AND BURNET COUNTIES UNTIL 430 PM CDT...

At 332 PM CDT, Doppler radar was tracking strong thunderstorms along
a line extending from near Watson to near Bertram to near Granite
Shoals. Movement was east at 20 mph.

Half inch hail and winds in excess of 40 mph will be possible with
these storms.

Locations impacted include...
Round Rock, Cedar Park, Georgetown, Burnet, Marble Falls, Bertram,
Serenada, Leander, Lago Vista, Granite Shoals, Horseshoe Bay,
Meadowlakes, Liberty Hill, Jarrell, Florence, Weir, Inks Lake State
Park, Georgetown Dam, Watson and Lake Victor.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

Torrential rainfall is also occurring with these storms, and may lead
to localized flooding. Do not drive your vehicle through flooded
roadways.

Frequent cloud to ground lightning is occurring with these storms.
Lightning can strike 10 miles away from a thunderstorm. Seek a safe
shelter inside a building or vehicle.

[utee94 16091]

7 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Not for Austin proper but for the area.


Special Weather Statement
National Weather Service Austin/San Antonio TX
333 PM CDT Mon Jul 8 2019

TXZ172-173-192-082130-
Williamson TX-Burnet TX-Travis TX-
333 PM CDT Mon Jul 8 2019

...SIGNIFICANT WEATHER ADVISORY FOR WESTERN WILLIAMSON...NORTHWESTERN
TRAVIS AND BURNET COUNTIES UNTIL 430 PM CDT...

At 332 PM CDT, Doppler radar was tracking strong thunderstorms along
a line extending from near Watson to near Bertram to near Granite
Shoals. Movement was east at 20 mph.

Half inch hail and winds in excess of 40 mph will be possible with
these storms.

Locations impacted include...
Round Rock, Cedar Park, Georgetown, Burnet, Marble Falls, Bertram,
Serenada, Leander, Lago Vista, Granite Shoals, Horseshoe Bay,
Meadowlakes, Liberty Hill, Jarrell, Florence, Weir, Inks Lake State
Park, Georgetown Dam, Watson and Lake Victor.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

Torrential rainfall is also occurring with these storms, and may lead
to localized flooding. Do not drive your vehicle through flooded
roadways.

Frequent cloud to ground lightning is occurring with these storms.
Lightning can strike 10 miles away from a thunderstorm. Seek a safe
shelter inside a building or vehicle.

Thanks for the heads-up, looks like this will likely hit me in the CP and I had no idea any rain was expected at all today.  Last time I checked a couple days ago, seemed like it was expected to be sunny, hot, and dry all week long.  

 

 

[Vito Andolini 9459]

Ugh, I’m in Belton near the lake and the damn thing has been stalled about a mile west of me for the last several minutes. C’mon, daddy needs a new pair of shoes (that a lighter water bill may provide).

(Ha, I knew my Surly reverse jinx would work! Pour baby, pour!)

Edited July 8, 2019 by Vito Andolini

[Paper_jam 857]

If this gets to north Austin you can thank me for washing my car on Friday, when there was supposed to be a zero chance of rain for the next week.

[utee94 16091]

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Thanks for the heads-up, looks like this will likely hit me in the CP and I had no idea any rain was expected at all today.  Last time I checked a couple days ago, seemed like it was expected to be sunny, hot, and dry all week long.  

 

 

It's here.  Lots of lightning and thunder, and fairly heavy rainfall for the past 10 minutes.  Sure hope it lasts a while.  Even if not, it's a welcome break from the heat of course.

 

[Updawg 2388]

I watered the grass this morning in sw Austin. Hopefully that will get us some rain. Doubt it though

[TexArcher 39076]

My dog is in full "we're all gonna die" mode in 78759.

Thought the thunder was almost done, but negative.  

Edited July 8, 2019 by TexArcher

[HOOKEM4 5196]

Going on 30 min of solid to CS mom on a flat cock. Now power out for the last 10. Fun times indeed.

[Modessit 5667]

It filled in pretty good over the past 30 minutes.

[3adays 454]

NIce call by the weatherman Albert Ramon. Predicated little or no rain for 7 days yesterday and had the nerve to call this a “garden variety” shower. Raining hard in the 78757 

[Radical Larry 28826]

11 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

My dog is in full "we're all gonna die" mode in 78759.

Thought the thunder was almost done, but negative.  

Also in 78759. Looks like we got hit dead-on by this storm. 

[Izhmash 581]

78727 checking in.  Little man grabbed his lantern, to protect the fam.  Good man!

We were in the middle of it.  Mere milliseconds between lightning / thunder.  

[APMP 688]

Arboretum Target lost power twice, and building felt like it was shaking for a bit. This was about 25-30 mins ago.

[Neonmoon 38130]

Cooled down to 75 now. Doesn’t suck