2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"

[closetojumping 65246]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

To be fair I sent that to a Notre Dame buddy saying "aw shit we're going 7-6, aren't we?"

Well, to be fair, you are dickless when it comes to this stuff. 

[LTtxfan 49909]

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Well, to be fair, you are dickless when it comes to this stuff. 

 

 

[BigHorn'13 3480]

For the first time in forever we have something to be confident in on the offensive side of the ball. That'll win us games in this conference alone if we figure out the whole finish thing. 

[mdleast 8491]

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[South Austin 53154]

Really want to see that guy on the field in 2019.

[Machinator 32102]

 

Edited May 23, 2019 by Machinator

[Texas007 195]

100 days to kickoff?

Woo hoo!!!

I can't wait to watch the people who mange to fuck up the "Countdown to Kickoff" thread tomorrow!

Edited May 23, 2019 by Texas007
99 Steve McMichael for the win

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[Eggo 4026]

Extend on the upward swing, I like it.

 

As opposed to...

Spoiler

https://www.forbes.com/sites/chrissmith/2012/10/15/was-mack-browns-contract-extension-a-mistake/#5e6e75b96c48

 

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[Machinator 32102]

It doesn't seem to have been formally announced but Jason Washington received a pay raise.

Edited May 23, 2019 by Machinator

[Lerka Lerka 1095]

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[Nueces River Rat 5740]

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

I like the progress, but shouldn't we have waited until we beat Louisiana Tech to make the offer?

[totallynotabuttpirate 5477]

2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I like the progress, but shouldn't we have waited until we beat Louisiana Tech to make the offer?

He earned that extension when he beat TCU after they raped us 4 times in a row to the tune of 153-33. 

[Valmy77 13567]

3 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

He earned that extension when he beat TCU after they raped us 4 times in a row to the tune of 153-33. 

I hope he finally beats Oklahoma State this season. If he does, money well spent.

Edited May 24, 2019 by Valmy77

[Nueces River Rat 5740]

I hope he finally beats Oklahoma State this season. If he does, money well spent.

This!

[texifornia 58786]

Attaway Jacoby

 

Edited May 24, 2019 by texifornia

[South Austin 53154]

14 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

He earned that extension when he beat TCU after they raped us 4 times in a row to the tune of 153-33. 

Not really. That win felt great and was conceptually good for the program after the past TCU thrashings. But it was a down year for TCU.

It wasn’t just one win. Herman earned the extension with the wins over USC, TCU, OU, Georgia in the Sugar Bowl, getting us to the Big XII title game, flight attendant orgies, etc.

[BigHorn'13 3480]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Not really. That win felt great and was conceptually good for the program after the past TCU thrashings. But it was a down year for TCU.

It wasn’t just one win. Herman earned the extension with the wins over USC, TCU, OU, Georgia in the Sugar Bowl, getting us to the Big XII title game, flight attendant orgies, etc.

Meh, that's in hindsight. At the time, every national media member was gushing over Shawn Robinson and the speed of frog after they held strong against buck nutz. It's a good win for me not just because of the previous beat downs, but also because we broke them for the rest of the season. 

[South Austin 53154]

Don't get me wrong.  It was a big win.  But it's not what earned Herman's extension, as buttpirate said.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5477]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Don't get me wrong.  It was a big win.  But it's not what earned Herman's extension, as buttpirate said.

You can relax, it was partially a funny. I say partially because it was the game that the 2018 season turned on, thus earning Herman his extension. USC was fun, but we fumbled away a chance to beat them last year, so no big deal.  

We were unranked, they were ranked 17 and were being hyped up all season thus far. Herman exorcized that demon regardless of TCU's eventual record. They were doing just fine before we pantsed them. 

[Nueces River Rat 5740]

10 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

You can relax, it was partially a funny. I say partially because it was the game that the 2018 season turned on, thus earning Herman his extension. USC was fun, but we fumbled away a chance to beat them last year, so no big deal.  

We were unranked, they were ranked 17 and were being hyped up all season thus far. Herman exorcized that demon regardless of TCU's eventual record. They were doing just fine before we pantsed them. 

Correct about TCU.   They were only a week removed from giving ESPN's favorite team of the Midwest (Ohio State)  a good game which was hyped for national significance.  

[South Austin 53154]

17 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

You can relax, it was partially a funny.

Calmer than you are.

[Tex Long 4616]

You're not wrong, you're just an asshole.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5477]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Calmer than you are.

Highly unlikely 

[Tex Pete 21394]

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Don't get me wrong.  It was a big win.  But it's not what earned Herman's extension, as NOTAbuttpirate said.

C'mon, man. Get it straight. I mean right.

[South Austin 53154]

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

C'mon, man. Get it straight. I mean right.

I dunno. Did you see his last post?

[totallynotabuttpirate 5477]

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I dunno. Did you see his last post?

Better? 

[South Austin 53154]

Much better. My mom gives great laundry.

[Hagbard Celine 11159]

13 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Better? 

Wait.  What?

[Tex Pete 21394]

34 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I dunno. Did you see his last post?

The man says he's totally not a butt pirate, and that's good enough for me. He just tripped onto a dick those times. It happens.

 

[ztejas 44114]

14 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Wait.  What?

I'm confused too. What does this have to do with our lack of depth at LB? 

[texifornia 58786]

15 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

The man says he's totally not a butt pirate, and that's good enough for me. He just tripped onto a dick those times. It happens.

 

 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5477]

I think some of y'all are too suspicious-like and just need to accept things at face value. 

[rickyspub 801]

2 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Better? 

So while everyone else enjoys South Austin's mom for her ability for giving sexual pleasure, you are happy sitting on the couch while she does laundry.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5477]

43 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

So while everyone else enjoys South Austin's mom for her ability for giving sexual pleasure, you are happy sitting on the couch while she does laundry.

Others may just use South Austin's mom for some quick sex and then throw her out in the morning, the sex was so good,  I saw potential for a long term relationship. 

In the picture above, she's learning how to clean. I've also taught her how to cook and play the piano. By the time I'm done with her, she'll be a very well rounded woman able to take care of a household, as well as providing amazing sexual services. 

Unlike the rest of you cunts, I saw more than just a fuck toy and I'm enjoying the benefits of my foresight every day. 

[Tex Long 4616]

3 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

more than just a fuck toy and I'm enjoying the benefits of my foresight every day. 

You spelt foreskin incorrectly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: Also -rep for failure to mention sammiches.

[texifornia 58786]

 

[texifornia 58786]

 

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[Reese Bennett 3647]

Hook 'em Wheeler! Good job!

[atomheartbevo 90548]

On 5/23/2019 at 10:13 AM, Eggo said:

Extend on the upward swing, I like it.

Who says you don’t have anything in common with your mom?

[South Austin 53154]

14 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Others may just use South Austin's mom for some quick sex and then throw her out in the morning, the sex was so good,  I saw potential for a long term relationship. 

In the picture above, she's learning how to clean. I've also taught her how to cook and play the piano. By the time I'm done with her, she'll be a very well rounded woman able to take care of a household, as well as providing amazing sexual services. 

Unlike the rest of you cunts, I saw more than just a fuck toy and I'm enjoying the benefits of my foresight every day. 

This right here is how you treat a lady.

[texifornia 58786]

 

[TheMailBox357 213]

 

[Burt Macklin 19211]

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

This right here is how you treat a lady.

Your mother is no lady.

[South Austin 53154]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Your mother is no lady.

Well, if you pay her the right amount she won’t be.

[Machinator 32102]

That's more like it. Please, load up those chips on the shoulder.