2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"

[Nivek 16,771]

 

Do they have room for a mid 40’s unathletic slow pussy to join the team? I’m ready.

[texifornia 56,289]

 

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,334]

Maybe he can help translate when Herman and the Ogre talk before the game. 

[Zavala 1,384]

23 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Maybe he can help translate when Herman and the Ogre talk before the game. 

YU EH MEMBR DAT TIME OLE BOBBY BUCHAER GOME DOWN ER WAH WIT DA WER GON BE RUN AY EEY?

 

[BigHorn'13 3,352]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

I wonder what his role is. Doesn't matter tho. Just refreshing to see us finally doing these things. 

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[Machinator 32,097]

Short blurb on the team from IT

TEAM

Not much but it's May about to give way to June when we should have a more consistent flow of team info.

Morning workouts resumed on Monday as the veterans await the new arrivals next week. I believe the freshman and summer Juco arrivals are due by the 5th or 6th at the latest. Graduate transfer Parker Braun is already with the team and working out. Overachiever, imo.

Workouts consist of alternating days of intense lifting with mild running and mild lifting with intense running. Basically they're gearing up to welcome the new arrivals who will be hating life shortly.

I asked about De'Gabriel Floyd's workload. From what I can gather, he runs with the team and lifts at the same time but has a different lifting regimen. With his spinal issue that's not surprising. They monitor him closely. The hope remains that he'll be cleared in January but how that will go is anybody's guess. I'm pretty sure he'll have check-ups periodically between now and then to see if he's progressing. It's frustrating for all involved because you can't even tell there's anything wrong with him. He's obviously the best specimen at the position and one of the best on the team overall. Credit goes to him for working like he'll be suiting up in a couple of months rather than missing the season.

[texifornia 56,289]

 

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[Zavala 1,384]

 

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[Eggo 3,974]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

I mean...was Kirk ever really a flight risk? 

[BrazilHorn 6,575]

24 minutes ago, Eggo said:

I mean...was Kirk ever really a flight risk? 

I think he got hurt once waiting for a flight.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

25 minutes ago, Eggo said:

I mean...was Kirk ever really a flight risk? 

I certainly don't want to be on the same plane as him, so, uh, yeah.

[gmr548 16,427]

Maybe he can help translate when Herman and the Ogre talk before the game. 

O doesn't even know what's coming out of his own mouth.

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[Machinator 32,097]

 

[Burntcowboy 1,845]

[Machinator 32,097]

Texas-Rice will kick off at 7 Central on CBSSN.

https://www.cbspressexpress.com/cbs-sports-network/releases/view?id=52800

[Valmy77 13,086]

I guess that means Louisiana Tech is the LHN game.

Edit: well there it is. Glad the early season games are all at night.

Edited May 30, 2019 by Valmy77

[Machinator 32,097]

[GreenspointTexas 9,546]

When was the last time we played on cbssn?

[DaysOff 7,785]

Maybe a @byu debacle. Hard to remember those blurs.

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[Red Five 40,574]

When was the last time we played on cbssn?

Also, what is CBSSN?

[Huckleberry 32,661]

CBS Sports Network. You should get to know it and love it because they play a lot of college football from the smaller conferences. So when you're sad that college football Saturday is over and it's 11:00 and you want one more hit, tune in to CBSSN to watch San Jose State take on Hawaii.

[HRSchenker 2,248]

56 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Sam liked it. I guess it's safe to say that Bru ain't coming back. 

[Machinator 32,097]

You could say that.

 

 

Edited May 30, 2019 by Machinator

[Lhorn 4,875]

^^ I like it.  

[Valmy77 13,086]

1 hour ago, HRSchenker said:

Sam liked it. I guess it's safe to say that Bru ain't coming back. 

Unless the tweet was not about Bru...

[Sejjr 3,246]

I read that as our players don't give a shit about who isn't coming here, and it is time to go to work. 

[LTtxfan 48,823]

2 hours ago, Burntcowboy said:

"The pride and winning tradition of The University of Texas will not be entrusted to the weak nor the timid."  🤘

[UDontKnow 10,439]

We got some real alpha dog players on this team. And I like it!

Translation: If you don't want to be here, fuck you and the horse that you rode in on.

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

34 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Unless the tweet was not about Bru...

Could be about any number of guys not coming back, or maybe guys whining about the summer workouts.

[TornACL 7,666]

Caden Sterns is my leader. 

[Burt Macklin 18,984]

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Unless the tweet was not about Bru...

Except that it was. Your whole we don't know anything schtick is getting really fucking old at this point. The writing's on the wall. You can choose to close your eyes if you want to, but you don't have to post ad nauseum about it.

[Eggo 3,974]

But then again, it may not have. Great reporting, fuckfaces.

[Valmy77 13,086]

14 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Except that it was. Your whole we don't know anything schtick is getting really fucking old at this point. The writing's on the wall. You can choose to close your eyes if you want to, but you don't have to post ad nauseum about it.

Fair enough.

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[GreenspointTexas 9,546]

Well bye

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[Valmy77 13,086]

I guess I am not the only one with the fucking old schtick of not knowing stuff. Back and forth we go.

[Eggo 3,974]

You have to hand it to @Machinator for being willing to share both sides of the story with us. Who says there isn't non-partisanship anymore? 

[BERT 4,324]

2 minutes ago, Eggo said:

You have to hand it to @Machinator for being willing to share both sides of the story with us. Who says there isn't non-partisanship anymore? 

Well he's a bot with no feelings or bias. He only cares about information. 

[Burt Macklin 18,984]

13 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I guess I am not the only one with the fucking old schtick of not knowing stuff. Back and forth we go.

Dude. He's gone. Just stop.

[BERT 4,324]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Dude. He's gone. Just stop.

Any info on why? or is this something we'll never know? From the tweets it seems like he wasn't being treated like the 5 star he is and wanted to go back to his comfort zone where his ass will be kissed. 

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[XYZ 2,154]

Machinator:

Are you a computer program?

[UDontKnow 10,439]

At this point, it is much better for Texas team chemistry if Bru McCoy leaves. Texas doesn't need other players on the team perceiving that Bru is receiving preferential treatment.

[Eggo 3,974]

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

At this point, it is much better for Texas team chemistry if Bru McCoy leaves. Texas doesn't need other players on the team perceiving that Bru is receiving preferential treatment.

What if he comes back and is forced to eat soggy eggs for a month? Would that be enough pound of flesh for you, sir? 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,780]

At this point I don’t really care where he ends up, but man pick some place and stay there at least a season