2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"

[Sleepygrad 1029]

What were his reasons for leaving USC in the first place?

[texifornia 57542]

5 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

What were his reasons for leaving USC in the first place?

Kliff telling him they'd be boos forever and then immediately getting jilted after he signed. 

Also being a colossal flake.

[OU Sucks 9124]

30 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

What were his reasons for leaving USC in the first place?

He wanted the top bunk and was upset when he didn't get it.

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[Junior Miller 1502]

5 hours ago, Sleepygrad said:

What were his reasons for leaving USC in the first place?

He felt deceived and lied to by Kingsbury and USC. Then he came for spring ball in Texas and just never took to the program or living there. 

Behind the scenes Texas could and should spin it like he's a good kid but just isn't tough enough for this program. Too much of a WR diva. 

[TheMailBox357 213]

14 hours ago, Machinator said:

Why da fucc is the Friday after Thanksgiving game at 11AM instead of 2:30pm?

 

And can we please move the RRS back to 2:30pm timeslot? I miss the days of the Miami-FSU game being at 11AM followed by the RRS at 2:30pm.

 

15 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

When was the last time we played on cbssn?

Never. This will be UT's 1st ever game on CBS Sports Network. Like folks mentioned in this thread, CBSSN has TV rights for some of the non-power 5 conferences. Since UT usually plays against non-power 5 conference opponents at home & almost never on the road, CBSSN never had the chance to pick-up 1 of our games in the past. With UT playing a rare road game versus a non-power 5 conference opponent against Rice, CBSSN probably jumped all over the opportunity to pick-up the game.

 

[Machinator 32099]

2 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

And can we please move the RRS back to 2:30pm timeslot? I miss the days of the Miami-FSU game being at 11AM followed by the RRS at 2:30pm.

 

Fox is airing their big games at 11 AM now, so whenever it's their turn to air the game, we're stuck with the morning time slots.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22054]

I actually prefer it at 11:00. I go with the kids and the days of me staying out all night drinking, fighting, and pissing on cop cars are long gone. With an early game we can watch us kick some sooner ass and then spend the rest of the day at the fair

[gmr548 16645]

the days of me staying out all night drinking, fighting, and pissing on cop cars are long gone.

What a terrible example to set for your kids. They'll never know how to act the right way during OU weekend.


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[Eggo 4025]

8 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I actually prefer it at 11:00. I go with the kids and the days of me staying out all night drinking, fighting, and pissing on cop cars are long gone. With an early game we can watch us kick some sooner ass and then spend the rest of the day at the fair

I assume your strip club days are gone, too, except to pick up the missus after the shift is over.

[Born Burnt 6194]

...and pissing on cop cars...

Ah, yes, the ol' Pissy Sticky Door Handle. Good times.

[Eskimohorn 5658]

I actually prefer it at 11:00. I go with the kids and the days of me staying out all night drinking, fighting, and pissing on cop cars are long gone. With an early game we can watch us kick some sooner ass and then spend the rest of the day at the fair

I find post-game fraternization with Sooners to be awkward after the Fair. Win or lose, I’ve usually had enough. Pre-game Fair is best. 2:30 is optimal. You morning people are the worst.

[General Specific 3385]

I find post-game fraternization with Sooners to be awkward after the Fair. Win or lose, I’ve usually had enough. Pre-game Fair is best. 2:30 is optimal. You morning people are the worst.

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[Junior Miller 1502]

2:30 isn't optimal if it's going to be like the last few years and be 99 degrees in the shade out there. 

[Thiefery 5041]

4 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

2:30 isn't optimal if it's going to be like the last few years and be 99 degrees in the shade out there. 

I was too busy drinking to notice in 2017

[ztejas 43777]

1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:

 

I find post-game fraternization with Sooners to be awkward after the Fair. Win or lose, I’ve usually had enough. Pre-game Fair is best. 2:30 is optimal. You morning people are the worst.

 

Eh. I'm not a morning person but everyone should be able to get up for Texas/OU. 

I like the 11 am start and think it kind of adds something to the rivalry. Like getting up early before the house is awake and putting a little whiskey in your coffee before taking the trash out. 

[General Specific 3385]

Eh. I'm not a morning person but everyone should be able to get up for Texas/OU. 
I like the 11 am start and think it kind of adds something to the rivalry. Like getting up early before the house is awake and putting a little whiskey in your coffee before taking the trash out. 

Can’t drink all day if you don’t start early in the morning!

[wood 11637]

8 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

He felt deceived and lied to by Kingsbury and USC. Then he came for spring ball in Texas and just never took to the program or living there. 

Behind the scenes Texas could and should spin it like he's a good kid but just isn't tough enough for this program. Too much of a WR diva. 

Spin? Sounds to me like that's exactly what he is. Never played a down & will have 2 transfers under his belt soon. Fuck that shit. Kid's a huge physical talent, but with his transfer we're dodging a bullet imho.

[trythisathome 980]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Eh. I'm not a morning person but everyone should be able to get up for Texas/OU. 

I like the 11 am start and think it kind of adds something to the rivalry. Like getting up early before the house is awake and putting a little whiskey in your coffee before taking the trash out. 

Plus it's just better for enjoying the fair in general. Much harder to do stuff when you get out of the stadium at 6:30 as opposed to 3. 

[Red Five 41146]

No lines for Fletchers at 8:00 am.

Granted that’s true for a 2:30 kick as well, but that’s a long time and a lot of beer.

[LTtxfan 49455]

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

No lines for Fletchers at 8:00 am.

Granted that’s true for a 2:30 kick as well, but that’s a long time and a lot of beer.

Cold beer and a fresh Fletcher's Corny Dog at 8am.... AWESOME!! 🤘

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

1 hour ago, wood said:

Spin? Sounds to me like that's exactly what he is. Never played a down & will have 2 transfers under his belt soon. Fuck that shit. Kid's a huge physical talent, but with his transfer we're dodging a bullet imho.

What is two transfers before finishing his freshmen year?

I’ll take first steps to road to irrelevance for $200 Alex. 

[trythisathome 980]

20 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

What is two transfers before finishing his freshmen year?

I’ll take first steps to road to irrelevance for $200 Alex. 

Don't remember who said it but I read a great take on Bru the other day:

 

"He reminds me of a cross between Antonio Brown and Odell. We'll have to see what he looks like on the field though."

[wood 11637]

1 hour ago, trythisathome said:

Don't remember who said it but I read a great take on Bru the other day:

 

"He reminds me of a cross between Antonio Brown and Odell. We'll have to see what he looks like on the field though."

Welp, good for him, I gues. Hope he gets his shit together and realizes that potential.

[Lhorn 5045]

Where ever he lands, it’ll be interesting to see his level of commitment.  Does he seem like a guy who is gonna play injured? Is he a guy who’s gonna shut it down with 3 meaningless games left in the season when his quad hurts?  What’s his effort gonna be when they are down 17 in the fourth?  Does he transfer again when the team as a whole kinda sucks?  I’m gonna guess he gets a good draft grade even if hasn’t done much and enters the draft first available opportunity.  

[Lat22 4053]

Cold beer and a fresh Fletcher's Corny Dog at 8am.... AWESOME!! 

7:52 am last year.

[Sleepygrad 1029]

those corn dogs look so glorious

[mr. sunshine 2838]

The corny dog has its own corny dog. That’s scary 

[Eggo 4025]

Should have blurred the foreground and caught the broad at 12 o clock. Damnit, man. 

[irishtexan 11595]

More of the Sooner trollop with the big cans plz

[texifornia 57542]

Enjoy the weight room bud

[Herpa Derpa 6168]

I find it a bit troubling that the giant, life-size corny dog with arms is also eating a corny dog.

[Junior Miller 1502]

That corn dog has arms the way Master Shake has arms. 

[Tex Long 4513]

The Bru thing seems like a combination of culture shock both on and off the field. It's reasonable to see it as "not tough enough", and if he decides to bail, let that be his epitaph in Texas.

If he decides to stay, he'll need to show serious dedication, and if he does that, we will certainly celebrate his decision.

At this point, it's hard to tell which way he's going to go - assuming his father ain't lying, that is.

[texifornia 57542]

3 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

The Bru thing seems like a combination of culture shock both on and off the field. It's reasonable to see it as "not tough enough", and if he decides to bail, let that be his epitaph in Texas.

If he decides to stay, he'll need to show serious dedication, and if he does that, we will certainly celebrate his decision.

At this point, it's hard to tell which way he's going to go - assuming his father ain't lying, that is.

He's bailed, it's done.

[LTtxfan 49455]

5 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

The Bru thing seems like a combination of culture shock both on and off the field. It's reasonable to see it as "not tough enough", and if he decides to bail, let that be his epitaph in Texas.  If he decides to stay, he'll need to show serious dedication, and if he does that, we will certainly celebrate his decision.  At this point, it's hard to tell which way he's going to go - assuming his father ain't lying, that is

 

 

Bru-Who gone.... tweeted out 1 1/2 hours ago

 

Edited May 31, 2019 by LTtxfan

[Junior Miller 1502]

He had told Drew this several days ago. Wonder why it took so long for him to make it final. His dad's a liar too, this decision was made before he ever stepped on the plane. 

[Zavala 1384]

On 5/30/2019 at 9:24 AM, Machinator said:

 

Fuck yeah, my Freshman year. Love Limas Sweed. 

[Machinator 32099]

 

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[Red Five 41146]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

"Does anyone know this lady?"

"We thought she was with you."

[texifornia 57542]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

That's the smile of a guy who doesn't have to spend another winter in Racine, Wisconsin.

[TexArcher 38448]

I'm not gonna wish Bru anything but good luck.

But I'm also not gonna miss him.  We're loaded at WR and frankly, if you're not positive you want to be a Longhorn, them you should go somewhere else.  I want the guys who can't wait to wear a Texas jersey.  There are plenty of them for us to field a winner year after year when the coaching/recruiting staff is right.

[brakeman 28517]

9 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Where ever he lands, it’ll be interesting to see his level of commitment.  Does he seem like a guy who is gonna play injured? Is he a guy who’s gonna shut it down with 3 meaningless games left in the season when his quad hurts?  What’s his effort gonna be when they are down 17 in the fourth?  Does he transfer again when the team as a whole kinda sucks?  I’m gonna guess he gets a good draft grade even if hasn’t done much and enters the draft first available opportunity.  

fuck her

she dead to me

[HeyMcFly 144]

15 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

I find it a bit troubling that the giant, life-size corny dog with arms is also eating a corny dog.

Yo dawg I heard you like corny dogs so we got you a corny dog eating a corny dog!

[Tex Long 4513]

Mmmmm, corn dogs.

And 0U sucks.

[texifornia 57542]

The Washingtons can't have been too torn up about the whole Bruhaha

[markstanco 12682]

7:52 am last year.

[Machinator 32099]

 

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