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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"


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Posted
5 minutes ago, BayouBill said:

Just have this feeling that Tyler Owens is going to be something very special. 

Or you could base it on the fact that he runs a 4.3, looks like a beast, and hits like a truck.

Posted
3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Or you could base it on the fact that he runs a 4.3, looks like a beast, and hits like a truck.

like I said...something just feeeeels right about him.

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Posted
7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Who is the big dude standing on the end next to Liebrock?   If it is Parker Braun, then he is a large man.  

Don't think so - he looks like this

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Posted
2 hours ago, Snacks said:
On 6/2/2019 at 1:55 PM, markstanco said:
Jordan needs to get with the program. He has DB hair, needs to cut it close to the wood.

Ricky, Ced, Jamal, and D'Onta disagree...

Psssh. Just because 4 of our best 5 running backs ever had long hair doesn't make it a thing. 

Posted
1 hour ago, BigLonghorn said:

Just saw Christian Jones, Junior Angilau, and Tyler Johnson at Cabo Bob’s near campus. They are looking BEEFY. Can’t believe Tyler Johnson is a freshman, he is massive. 

Keep up the good work. 

Posted
1 hour ago, BigLonghorn said:

Just saw Christian Jones, Junior Angilau, and Tyler Johnson at Cabo Bob’s near campus. They are looking BEEFY. Can’t believe Tyler Johnson is a freshman, he is massive. 

Smart men, Cabo Bob's is the best.

Posted
6 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

What happened to his hands?

It means southwest (Houston). Interesting since his high school is in homestead (NE Houston). Maybe he grew up on that side of town?

Posted

It makes me laugh when middle aged, middle class white dudes try to dissect what black people are trying to say, like when NPR wrote an article translating Childish Gambino's "This is America" so they could ponder it in their coffee shops. 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Us middle aged, middle class, white folk have a language all our own. Don’t be mad just because you don’t understand it.

Air Monarchs and date night at Chili's. It's not that hard to understand. 

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Posted
43 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Air Monarchs and date night at Chili's. It's not that hard to understand. 

Sometimes, when I really want to impress, I take her to Red Lobster.

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Posted
15 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Not sure where to put this but I know where I'd like to put it. NSIAP

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"Go fuck yourself" is the wrong place to put this.

You're probably looking for "Wood" or "Fuck yeah!" instead.

Posted
34 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Tom Herman teams always break his model. And he doesn't like Texas (Mizzou fan).

In general, the sign of an idiot is obsessive adherence to a model no matter what.

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Posted
15 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

In general, the sign of an idiot is obsessive adherence to a model no matter what.

Seems you've got a model for identifying idiots

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