2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

On 8/20/2019 at 9:29 PM, Sleepygrad said:

I sure hope they've got the Uber lot situation figured out better than last year. Granted it was at the beginning of the season, but my buddy and I left after the USC game and headed to the designated uber lot at RR and Dean Keaton. It was a total cluster fuck. It was an unorganized mess and drunk people were everywhere in this huge empty lot trying to find their uber in a lot full of random ubers. I couldn't even get cell reception in the uber lot to order an uber. We ended up stealing someone else and tipping him 100 to get us the fuck out of there.

 

I hope it's thought through a little better than that.

Yep.  Saying it was a Clusterfuck is putting it nicely.   

We ended up walking back toward the Dobie  Center and caught Uber there.   I think when we go up to see the Okie State game, we will do it the old fashioned way which is park and walk.  

[TexEx15 17568]

I don’t have access but Feldman is high on Texas/Sam.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

58 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Like brad McCoy?

No, the parents of the student who was filming practice on this 50' tower in 50 mph winds.

[texifornia 57097]

The punter is on the list as one of the nation's best "ball holders"

 

[Magus Ossis 2846]

He's doing great. Unlikely he'll need it any time soon with awards like this, but he is getting a UT education-- he didn't fall into the Jock's trap of thinking he didn't come here to play school.

Edited August 23, 2019 by Magus Ossis

[Born Burnt 6182]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The punter is on the list as one of the nation's best "ball holders"

 

Would love to see this award in our Texas Athletics Hall of Fame.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The punter is on the list as one of the nation's best "ball holders"

 

South Austin's mom and Candi are both facing some strong competition.

[Magus Ossis 2846]

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The punter is on the list as one of the nation's best "ball holders"

 

Also, how great is it that the best ball-holder is a "HOTY!"

[sushihorn 3233]

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The punter is on the list as one of the nation's best "ball holders"

 

I think they're usually referred to by the brand name "Speedo"

[Texas Flood 1356]

I don’t have access but Feldman is high on Texas/Sam.

He’s close with Herman

[lemonandaturd 4285]

16 minutes ago, Texas Flood said:

 

He’s close with Herman

 

Feldman has hitched his wagon to a star.  Nice job.  

[closetojumping 62867]

45 minutes ago, Texas Flood said:

 

He’s close with Herman

 

I listen to Feldman when he calls in to The First Team on XM 84. It’s usually like 5:30am his time in Los Angeles or something close to that. His voice sounds like he’s chewing on a handful of gravel. Like he’s coming off a 4 day bender and picked up the phone call of Greg McElroy in a drunken stupor. It’s awesome and he’s always got solid insights. 

[Buzzrock 14941]

Remember that time the Horns beat the shit out of dwag after they cried about not being in the playoffs, and the best their fans could come up with was “their hearts weren’t in it”?

Me too. That was fucking awesome.

[Pancho 44995]

 

[closetojumping 62867]

Just now, Pancho said:

 

The kiss of death. There it is. 

[Post Oak 20270]

22 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

We Want Bama

[Magus Ossis 2846]

That prediction has herbies.

[TexEx15 17568]

I posted this in video games but figured I would cross post in case some Madden players don’t ever make it over there.

 

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

 

Ok. Now I’m worried.

Herbie=SI cover curse.

[Pato del Muerto 52598]

So Texas, osu, Alabama, and Clemson will all miss the playoffs because of herbstreit?

or just us?

[ztejas 43537]

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12488]

EDIT:  Wait a minute ... # 5 for helmets?  That's BS. 

Edited August 24, 2019 by Hornius Emeritus

[Sejjr 3246]

What are the 4 helmets and the 3 mascots that they deem better?

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

14 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

What are the 4 helmets and the 3 mascots that they deem better?

Notre Dame (can accept), Michigan (ok maybe), Ohio State (lolok), and Oregon (wtf?) were the four helmets ahead. 

https://www.si.com/college-football/2019/best-college-football-helmets

Edited August 24, 2019 by BigVegasHorn26

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

15 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

What are the 4 helmets and the 3 mascots that they deem better?

Uga, whatever the f Oregon’s duck is called, and Mike the Tiger were 3 mascots ahead.  

https://www.si.com/college-football/2019/best-college-football-mascots-rankings

[GringoSalado 1652]

 I don't get the love for the Notre Dame helmets. It's gold spray paint. 

[Pato del Muerto 52598]

8 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Uga, whatever the f Oregon’s duck is called, and Mike the Tiger were 3 mascots ahead.  

https://www.si.com/college-football/2019/best-college-football-mascots-rankings

I would accept ralphie, but not the duck. Too much Oregon love for helmet and mascot. 

And I believe we all saw the uga vs bevo debate ended in January. 

Edited August 24, 2019 by Pato del Muerto

[Lhorn 4960]

41 minutes ago, GringoSalado said:

 I don't get the love for the Notre Dame helmets. It's gold spray paint. 

Michigan - they're in the ball park

OSU - pretty damn good

Irish - uninspired.  Iconic program, not iconic helmet

Oregon - wtf?!  THEY don't even like their own helmets or else they would use 7 different ones every year.  They could be considered a strong contender for worst helmet/uniforms

Edited August 24, 2019 by Lhorn

[Funk Doctor Spock 12511]

On 8/11/2019 at 10:26 PM, mdleast said:

Joel Klatt gets it...

God damnit I love his love for the Horns /slight homo

[Funk Doctor Spock 12511]

On 8/14/2019 at 9:10 AM, JoseMedinaDeJesus said:

Jesus that hit.  That entire game.  Outside of 77 - 0, I haven't seen anything that lopsided, ever.

How about Sergio Kindle sending that tech qb into diapers for the rest of his life? Still the best hit I've ever seen. 

[Lhorn 4960]

8 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

God damnit I love his love for the Horns /slight homo

Klatt is indeed awesome.  I'm pretty sure he sleeps in burnt orange pajamas.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 12511]

7 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Klatt is indeed awesome.  I'm pretty sure he sleeps in burnt orange pajamas.  

I have no doubts about that. Dude just doesn't give two fucks. He loves him some Bevo

[Tex Pete 20481]

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

How about Sergio Kindle sending that tech qb into diapers for the rest of his life? Still the best hit I've ever seen. 

The hit on Klatt was much more violent. Taylor Potts probably still doesn’t remember getting hit, though. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12511]

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

The hit on Klatt was much more violent. Taylor Potts probably still doesn’t remember getting hit, though. 

They're definitely top 2 for me, with BJ Foster laying out Aman Ra last year being third. Westbrook sending Leeland back in time is up there, too. So many vicious hits over the years, 

[Red Five 40895]

The logic behind Oregon’s helmets is hilarious. “They sure have a lot of them!”

[conVINCEd 21469]

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The logic behind Oregon’s helmets is hilarious. “They sure have a lot of them!”

Nike wrote a check.

[texifornia 57097]

8 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Michigan - they're in the ball park

OSU - pretty damn good

Irish - uninspired.  Iconic program, not iconic helmet

Oregon - wtf?!  THEY don't even like their own helmets or else they would use 7 different ones every year.  They could be considered a strong contender for worst helmet/uniforms

I think being the best of the logo-on-color helmets makes sense for us. Oregon....... cmon guys. They literally sort of admit they don't have a single iconic helmet.

[honolulu horn 6165]

8 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

God damnit I love his love for the Horns /slight homo

Klatt is a good analyst and commentator, and he does seem to have solid respect for the Horns.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12511]

11 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Klatt is a good analyst and commentator, and he does seem to have solid respect for the Horns.

He really does. He's also very unbiased and calls out the SEC, which only heightens my respect for the guy. 

[ztejas 43537]

Didn't know what thread, figured this was a good catch-all.

My favorite wall at Milo's in Dallas.

 

[d.plainview872 175]

Got dammit. Recieved a wedding invitation from my cousins girlfriends family for Oct. 12. Fuck did I type that out correctly?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21921]

If you feel obligated to go to a wedding for your cousin’s girlfriend’s family instead of the OU game there is something seriously wrong with you. That invitation seems like it’s just fishing for a gift.

[runthebone 8040]

Seriously.  That is the easiest no of all time.  I informed my wife we would have to schedule our 6 year old's birthday party after the game.

[d.plainview872 175]

I will make sure they have the game playing there.

[Foosters 17887]

The person getting married is a family member of your cousin's girlfriend? Am I understanding that correctly? And you received an invite?

How many people are invited? 12,000?

[Zavala 1384]

7 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

He really does. He's also very unbiased and calls out the SEC, which only heightens my respect for the guy. 

Yeah, plus last year he statistically proved the committee was ranking ACC teams too high. 

ACC teams averaged 16 places higher in the committee rankings than in the other different computer rankings.

[Magus Ossis 2846]

The first notice they gave of the date is less than 2 months out? No save the date notice? They shouldn’t be surprised or upset that people have lives. Politely decline and send them salt shakers or whatever your means allow off their registry.

[Machinator 32099]

 

[ztejas 43537]

1 hour ago, d.plainview872 said:

Got dammit. Recieved a wedding invitation from my cousins girlfriends family for Oct. 12. Fuck did I type that out correctly?

Yeah you typed it out correctly. The real question is why is that even a line item in your life and does anyone here feel sorry for you or give a fuck. 

[brojangles2 786]

55 minutes ago, d.plainview872 said:

I will make sure they have the game playing there.

Negged for bitchassedness. Absolutely pitiful.