2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

I believe Mr Epps will have a nice year

[Eskimohorn 5630]

What was Byron Hanspard’s?

[Ok. Caol Hook Em! 56]

Imbeciles laughing at the GPA average never graduated from a D1 college. And they damn sure weren’t D1 athletes as well as natty light connoisseurs. 

[texifornia 56864]

 

Edited June 3, 2019 by texifornia

[BayouBill 835]

Just have this feeling that Tyler Owens is going to be something very special. 

[Tex Long 4383]

Coupla growed-ass men in that photo.

[ClubWhatever 12120]

5 minutes ago, BayouBill said:

Just have this feeling that Tyler Owens is going to be something very special. 

Or you could base it on the fact that he runs a 4.3, looks like a beast, and hits like a truck.

[Junior Miller 1502]

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Or you could base it on the fact that he runs a 4.3, looks like a beast, and hits like a truck.

But what's his gpa?

[BayouBill 835]

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Or you could base it on the fact that he runs a 4.3, looks like a beast, and hits like a truck.

like I said...something just feeeeels right about him.

[Slacks 6819]

Machinator:
Are you a computer program?

@machinator is not a computer program.@machinator is a bot comprised of many functions, algorithms, and automations

[Slacks 6819]

Jordan needs to get with the program. He has DB hair, needs to cut it close to the wood.

Ricky, Ced, Jamal, and D'Onta disagree...

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Who is the big dude standing on the end next to Liebrock?   If it is Parker Braun, then he is a large man.  

Edited June 3, 2019 by lemonandaturd

[texifornia 56864]

7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Who is the big dude standing on the end next to Liebrock?   If it is Parker Braun, then he is a large man.  

Don't think so - he looks like this

[ztejas 43411]

2 hours ago, Snacks said:

On 6/2/2019 at 1:55 PM, markstanco said:

Jordan needs to get with the program. He has DB hair, needs to cut it close to the wood.

Ricky, Ced, Jamal, and D'Onta disagree...

Psssh. Just because 4 of our best 5 running backs ever had long hair doesn't make it a thing. 

[Machinator 32099]

 

[BigLonghorn 14]

Just saw Christian Jones, Junior Angilau, and Tyler Johnson at Cabo Bob’s near campus. They are looking BEEFY. Can’t believe Tyler Johnson is a freshman, he is massive. 

[theaveragejon 988]

1 hour ago, BigLonghorn said:

Just saw Christian Jones, Junior Angilau, and Tyler Johnson at Cabo Bob’s near campus. They are looking BEEFY. Can’t believe Tyler Johnson is a freshman, he is massive. 

Keep up the good work. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22204]

10 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Am I missing Shepherd?  Don't see him.

[Goodman 3273]

1 hour ago, BigLonghorn said:

Just saw Christian Jones, Junior Angilau, and Tyler Johnson at Cabo Bob’s near campus. They are looking BEEFY. Can’t believe Tyler Johnson is a freshman, he is massive. 

Smart men, Cabo Bob's is the best.

[Bodacious Bevo 3584]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Am I missing Shepherd?  Don't see him.

Graduated today. He'll probably be in soon. 

[Burt Macklin 19020]

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Am I missing Shepherd?  Don't see him.

PM @Katfid54

 

[mininghorn88 2277]

1 hour ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Graduated today. He'll probably be in soon. 

What happened to his hands?

[mininghorn88 2277]

45 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

What happened to his hands?

Does it help with his 3 point stance?

[Bigbend1812 12915]

6 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

What happened to his hands?

Lobster claws

[BigHorn'13 3363]

6 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

What happened to his hands?

It means southwest (Houston). Interesting since his high school is in homestead (NE Houston). Maybe he grew up on that side of town?

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

10 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Graduated today. He'll probably be in soon. 

 

[Tylerocks 2553]

What's the O/U on # of wings those dudes polished off?

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

2 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

What's the O/U on # of wings those dudes polished off?

#treefiddy

[Eggo 3977]

It makes me laugh when middle aged, middle class white dudes try to dissect what black people are trying to say, like when NPR wrote an article translating Childish Gambino's "This is America" so they could ponder it in their coffee shops. 

[Valmy77 13225]

Well that is ridiculous. I have never had any problems understanding middle aged, middle class, black dudes.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21875]

Us middle aged, middle class, white folk have a language all our own. Don’t be mad just because you don’t understand it.

[Eggo 3977]

6 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Us middle aged, middle class, white folk have a language all our own. Don’t be mad just because you don’t understand it.

Air Monarchs and date night at Chili's. It's not that hard to understand. 

[texifornia 56864]

Muahaha

 

[Valmy77 13225]

43 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Air Monarchs and date night at Chili's. It's not that hard to understand. 

Sometimes, when I really want to impress, I take her to Red Lobster.

[Not a Sock 2311]

28 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Muahaha

 

I have a feeling we are going to break this man over the next two years.

[Goodman 3273]

What's the story here, sec fan or just a hater of our empire?

[texifornia 56864]

4 minutes ago, Goodman said:

What's the story here, sec fan or just a hater of our empire?

Tom Herman teams always break his model. And he doesn't like Texas (Mizzou fan).

[Tex Long 4383]

So... add FBC to the list?

[Goodman 3273]

2 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

So... add FBC to the list?

Got it.

[Eggo 3977]

Not sure where to put this but I know where I'd like to put it. NSIAP

Spoiler

 

 

[Tex Long 4383]

15 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Not sure where to put this but I know where I'd like to put it. NSIAP

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

"Go fuck yourself" is the wrong place to put this.

You're probably looking for "Wood" or "Fuck yeah!" instead.

[Eggo 3977]

5 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

"Go fuck yourself" is the wrong place to put this.

You're probably looking for "Wood" or "Fuck yeah!" instead.

imgur

[Bevo14 8303]

34 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Tom Herman teams always break his model. And he doesn't like Texas (Mizzou fan).

In general, the sign of an idiot is obsessive adherence to a model no matter what.

[Eggo 3977]

15 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

In general, the sign of an idiot is obsessive adherence to a model no matter what.

Seems you've got a model for identifying idiots

[Tex Long 4383]

[thepop 4409]

Minor scoop but I hear one of our 3rd string DBs will be transferring. Probably to UofH.

[texifornia 56864]

3 minutes ago, thepop said:

Minor scoop but I hear one of our 3rd string DBs will be transferring. Probably to UofH.

[UTCzech III 2907]

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

4 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Well that is ridiculous. I have never had any problems understanding middle aged, middle class, black dudes.

 

[Lhorn 4911]

4 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

 

Need to go in dry on these eggheads.  Hanging 50 will help the players get over gpa smack.