Itchy asshole - revisted

[futureman 22545]

my ass itches. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21103]

You're going to wake up with a stinky finger. 

[El Diablo 4232]

Only if he sniffs it.

[Rougarou 594]

If your butt itches, you have butt worms. I learned that from Surly last week: https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/12114-add-cattle-eye-worm-larvae-in-your-eye-as-another-thing-to-fear/&tab=comments#comment-1787386

[SquishMitten 10435]

Ha. Saw the thread title and came to link to my butt worms thread. Beat me to it.

You got worms, brochacho. Congratulations!

[futureman 22545]

[Sbbruin 21888]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Guest Lobo]

When someone in my House scratches their butt, my four year old calls it “Ichiban” (“leftover baby talk for itchy and bum).

I can’t till she can read long words so I can take her with me to pickup dinner at Chinatown and she can see the beer tap there and then watch me drink a glass of it in total horror.