2019 Houston Texans Offseason

[Wishbone 4762]

2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Avatar doesn't check out.

It’s an Astros avatar. So…it more than checks out.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Fucking terrible job. Why the hell is Keke returning punts in preseason 

[ztejas 43496]

Coutee playing himself out of the rotation early 

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Another fucking turnover 

[MillerEP 30492]

2013 Texans came out today.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Buttchin sucks balls and should be dead man walking.  The NFL is becoming the biggest ripoff since P.T. Barnum.  Folks really pay hard earned cash for these preseason games?  Diehards.  

[MillerEP 30492]

Did he just say Omenihu was a sooner?

[Wishbone 4762]

Omenihu with a nice play a minute ago. Hope he has a good rookie season.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Fuck Keke went down. 

[Rip76 4946]

He done

[MillerEP 30492]

1 minute ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Fuck Keke went down. 

Just can't get right...

[Wishbone 4762]

1 minute ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Fuck Keke went down. 

Damn. Definitely a Keke in the ass there.

[Wishbone 4762]

Johnson might have had a shot at that if he didn’t forget he has arms.

[MillerEP 30492]

Webb's looking pretty good actually.

[Wishbone 4762]

Dayum Webb! Lol!

[Slacks 6823]

If Matt Kalil starts at LT, Watson is on trouble...

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Nice scrambling by Webb. Why the fuck do we have our starting slot receiver in the 2nd qtr of game 1 of the preseason 

[Slacks 6823]

Nice scrambling by Webb. Why the fuck do we have our starting slot receiver in the 2nd qtr of game 1 of the preseason 

to see if he's going to get injured again

[Wishbone 4762]

15 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Buttchin sucks balls and should be dead man walking.  The NFL is becoming the biggest ripoff since P.T. Barnum.  Folks really pay hard earned cash for these preseason games?  Diehards.  

This. How this Bill Belechik wannabe buffoon is still head coach is a mystery.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Was looking forward to see Coutee contribute and be healthy. Our idiot coach can’t keep him healthy through the first half of the first preseason game 

[MillerEP 30492]

11 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

This. How this Bill Belechik wannabe buffoon is still head coach is a mystery.

^Yeeeeep.

[Wishbone 4762]

Just saw that ad for the UH/WSU game. Pirate vs Holgo seems like it might be fun actually.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Any update on Keke’s injury. I’m watching a Packers stream and they haven’t said anything 

[Wishbone 4762]

7 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Any update on Keke’s injury. I’m watching a Packers stream and they haven’t said anything 

Nothing yet.

[Wishbone 4762]

Off day for Astros getting more painful.

[MillerEP 30492]

Pass Interference Challenge.

[MillerEP 30492]

Bullshit call

[Wishbone 4762]

Ok, that was a great catch

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Good job blocking you aggy fuck. 

[Dennis Taylor 18839]

Well O'Brien is in mid-season form

[Wishbone 4762]

President should be wearing 45. 😜

[Wishbone 4762]

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Well O'Brien is in mid-season form

We’ll be lucky if this is his mid-season mark.

[Wishbone 4762]

Lulz!

[MillerEP 30492]

Says nothing major.

[Wishbone 4762]

Higdon trying to make practice squad at least.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

13 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Says nothing major.

He deleted the tweet. Hope to God it’s nothing major and won’t have to miss any regular season games 

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Joe Webb has taken every snap at QB. I have never seen that in a preseason game before until now. He is terrible and is not an NFL QB. Run the new UDFA QB from Ole Miss for a few snaps. BOB is such an idiot.

[Wishbone 4762]

Lol! What bullshit! That was a solid int/ fumble/ and fumble recovery. Idiots.

[Wishbone 4762]

As every year, I can’t wait for COLLEGE football season.

[MillerEP 30492]

6 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Joe Webb has taken every snap at QB. I have never seen that in a preseason game before until now. He is terrible and is not an NFL QB. Run the new UDFA QB from Ole Miss for a few snaps. BOB is such an idiot.

He did alright, I wouldn't call him "terrible." He just didn't get a lot of help.

Edited August 9, 2019 by MillerEP

[Homesickhorn 2202]

He deleted the tweet. Hope to God it’s nothing major and won’t have to miss any regular season games 

Good thing he deleted it. Get off your fucking phone dipshit.

[Wishbone 4762]

Lol on 41 Greenbay.

[Wishbone 4762]

Go for 2 for sure

[GHOSTUSER 361]

10 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

He did alright, I wouldn't call him "terrible." He just didn't get a lot of help.

You’re right, he is a 3rd string QB after all.

[Wishbone 4762]

oh well, thought it a good time to go for 2 during pre-season

[GHOSTUSER 361]

 

[Wishbone 4762]

1 hour ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

 

Good

[Eskimohorn 5637]

Texans advanced metrics. 3rd round pick for a 3rd string running back.

[Slacks 6823]

He did alright, I wouldn't call him "terrible." He just didn't get a lot of help.

he got no help...

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Matt Kalil looked like he was on roller-skates last night in pass protection. I can't believe the Texans think that he is acceptable as a starting LT. They need to make a fucking deal with the Redskins to get Trent Williams. Last night's game should be a big ass flashing signal to them to do so. If they have to overpay, so be it. Much more sensible to overpay for a LT than a RB. I like trading for Duke Johnson but they paid too much which is a result of not having a GM in place. Could have gotten him for a 5th rounder IMO if they played their cards closer to the vest. Basically, they are the anti-Luhnow when it comes to valuation, talent evaluation and negotiating strategery.

Edited August 9, 2019 by Iconoclast Texan