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[Homercles 10205]

 

 

[Mikegundy'sMullet 64]

2 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Looking at you, @Mikegundy'sMullet, to start this one off right...

 

If you don't know mine, go watch Parks and Rec.  Would have voted Ron Swanson in over any of the top 5 candidates in any presidential election in the last decade.

Mine is elementary school teacher, Katie Sunshine. She likes the hula hoop. None of my teachers looked like this. Still safe for work, I think. 

[next2naus 439]

just some Q I made

[SurlyBDR 22770]

The guy's dumbfounded look was just too perfect, I had to flip the image so he could look at the posts

[RDCanecutter 26394]

Some damn cartoon I drew once for UT, possibly while sitting in the Posse East.

[pyrohornIII 4814]

I'm a bit of a self deprecating volunteer firefighter who also enjoys pyrotechnic stuff.

[Jimbaround 975]

52 minutes ago, Call said:

My avatar on the old place before Black Lab deleted it to appease the googles.

I like this better than the seizure-inducing clown.

[pyrohornIII 4814]

Just now, RDCanecutter said:

Some damn cartoon I drew once for UT, possibly while sitting in the Posse East.

Damn I miss the Posse East.   Nothing like a spring afternoon there with longnecks and nachos.

[RDCanecutter 26394]

1 minute ago, pyrohornIII said:

Damn I miss the Posse East.   Nothing like a spring afternoon there with longnecks and nachos.

I wore a rut in the sidewalk between Posse East and Crown and Anchor.

[pyrohornIII 4814]

14 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Some damn cartoon I drew once for UT, possibly while sitting in the Posse East.

Has a Berke Breathed vibe to it.  Your humor fits, too.

[longhrnfan 61]

i live in miami. i fish. i dunno

[TwiceHorn 31440]

 

This pic is interesting to me because it's so ******* funny, yet I can't quite pinpoint the reason it's so ******* funny. I mean, there are certainly clearly identifiable aspects about it which are funny, but none of them seem to sufficiently account for the photo's overall comedic value. That's what makes the pic so compelling; it rewards endless examination and analysis, yet yields no insight on an intellectual level. The more you realize it is funny, the more you want to articulate why, and the more you realize there is no rational explanation that's easy to explain. It just works, at a gut level.

Something about the font, and total lack of capitalization and punctuation, maybe. Also, the text suggests that the cat is somehow greeting a potential buyer of his warez, yet cannot use proper punctuation and capitalization (or that's implied), and of course the very idea that he'd manufacture or sell 'internets' is ridiculous, but what amplifies that literary incompetence is the cat's facial expression--so nonchalant, diffident and self-serving, almost used-car-salesmanesque, I get this uneasy feeling like 'this cat's trying to screw me on these internets'. Then I realize I'm actually getting sucked into believing and rationalizing the viability of a cat selling anything. Then I want to pet the cat.

I could honestly analyze and critique this single pic more than any work of art I've studied in any art appreciation class I've ever had. And, I've probably already accomplished that. It'd be worth following up on the source and asking him how he created it, or where he got it from to find that out. I mean, an artist should be commended for creating any kind of artwork that elicits such a powerful and inexplicable reaction from its audience.

 

[Bottlecap 1523]

3rd installment (shag 1, shag post-crash, surly) of Jarvis having a fag.

[Don Keibals 113]

just some thing I found online.

[Brisketexan 105072]

26 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I wore a rut in the sidewalk between Posse East and Crown and Anchor.

As did I, between the Posse and my shitty efficiency apartment in law school.  I honestly spent more of my waking hours at the Posse than I did at my apartment.

If heaven doesn't involve drinking cheap beer at a picnic table with your friends, I don't wanna go.

[DeathTongue 88]

Bill the Cat:  Lead Singer of the heavy metal band DeathTongue

[Scary Stranger 1714]

I like titties.

[Longhorn94 2448]

my wife' bikini bottoms make a Longhorn...

Edited March 29, 2018 by Longhorn94

[bernorange 8359]

I figure everyone knows what mine is from.  Changed to this roughly after the 2008 economic crisis. I used to have an avatar that was borderline NSFW.

[Jerry Callo 8699]

I couldn't get an avatar to work on Shag.  Now I have a little picture.

I really wanted this .gif, but it won't fit in a circle and there is little chance I could figure it out.  Definitely appropriate for this website, though.

 

Edited March 28, 2018 by Jerry Callo

[ulukinatme 1763]

It's from some movie called A*P*E.  I've never even seen the whole thing, but the effects were so cheesy, and it has an ape flipping you off.  What more do you need?

Edited March 28, 2018 by ulukinatme

[ShouldaMarriedAStripper 28]

Mine's an "S", for "Shaggster". I mean, "Surlyster". Fuck, that's horrible. I need to find an avatar.

[Netzer 157]

Initially wanted to go with this one but changed my mind since it probably would have been demeaning, sexist and against everything Title IX stands for.

[HOOKEM4 5036]

6 minutes ago, ulukinatme said:

It's from some movie called Ape.  I've never even seen the whole thing, but the effects were so cheesy, and it has an ape flipping you off.  What more do you need?

You avatar is one of my favorites on the S. Just amazing.

 

 

[LeGarrette Blount's Punch 11]

LeGarrette had to punk a bitch.  

[DanTheHorn 4917]

20 minutes ago, Scary Stranger said:

I like titties.

[numbereleven 9]

25 minutes ago, DeathTongue said:

Bill the Cat:  Lead Singer of the heavy metal band DeathTongue

I'm a fan, obviously.

[EZ$ 2102]

The Bud Light Lime Drinking Puro Pinche Playboy Party Animal Wild Thing of Waxahachie....Nacho Urias

[PW119 167]

Quit my job in my early 20s.  Next day, me and 3 buddies drove this POS from Dallas to Ponte Vedra Beach to play The Stadium course. Lots of bad stuff happened.

[swTXSU 18]

titties!

[bschoolprof 6252]

Yvette from the movie clue.

[Hefeweizen 5310]

My best friend and favorite hiking companion. 

[crash_davis 23101]

It's the letter C, which is the first letter  of the word "Crash", which is the first word of my name on this site.

[Doc Holliday 199]

it's a big D. just like how your mom likes it.

[Speedtrucker 2071]

I gotta now go find my VY pregame dance again

[BYG Jacob 47]

Mine is will Smith’s number on the Saints. RIP Will

[Vic Mackey 47012]

Ramjet made my avatar. Just a pic of the Vic Mackey character on The Shield with the chola eyebrows put on him.

[Boomer 139]

Just your every day walking around ring

[Duke Silver 191]

Alter ego of Ron Swanson and the SAXIEST MAN ALIVE!

[nycHorn 2996]

Pussy hound and party monster at the moment he realizes he just shit his pants.

[BB65 478]

My nine week old at the time German Short Hair pointer retrieving first bird.

[Wild Bill 324]

 The name is Wild Bill Kelso and don't you forget it.

 

Edited March 28, 2018 by Wild Bill
correction

[kt-horn 56]

 

[Anwar Namtut 344]

Spoderman. Spider-man's long lost, demented, more humorous distant cousin.

[RonPrince 2]

Because Ron Prince is forever undefeated against Mack Brown

[Shoxthemonkey 1977]

School approved hand sign. The thumb position is critical to keep it all PG.

 

No,really. The thumb is important!

[AUinHsv 579]

My old Vanishing Point one from the other site did not work well in a circle so I grabbed on of our favorite artists creations - Davis catching the missed field goal and the start of the greatest play in college football  - my opinion and I know that the Rose Bowl TD also would be at the top on a lot of people's list. Also changed my name from AUinAustin since I moved back home after retiring from IBM.

[tfoolry 8202]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring-heeled_Jack 

[GhostRider 169]

14 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

School approved hand sign. The thumb position is critical to keep it all PG.

 

No,really. The thumb is important!

Yes, the thumb is critical for proper clitoral stimulation.

[Rip76 4925]

4 hours ago, RPM said:

Has Rocko tried to rent it?

Haha

No, it’s a ‘72.