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[Bernard 879]

Cold. Delicious. Beer. Need I say more?

Bernard

[workswithseed 2101]

8 minutes ago, Longhorn Al said:

A 2 mark hand I had at this year's 42 state championship in Hallettsville.

That's dope

[deft 6844]

Me chugging a lone star with h a busted volleyball on my skull. 

[Quasimofo 406]

Test

 

Back in business, baby

[SKJ 1311]

It's my wife

[ajax 2609]

Some random dancing russian girl

 

She's got a nice bum too (too bad the tatted up dude in the pic)

[Dances with Dachshunds 30]

Racing Weiner Dogs......Weiner Nationals

[Stunns38 3460]

Scrambled porn,which we all grew up on.


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[Spartan52 151]

Changed my Avatar with the migration, its just a statement of fact for 99% of us I reckon.

[twosheds 374]

8 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Are you still planning to build the second shed?

No. I’ve been busy working on this symphony. 

[TexOx 110]

I used to go to school there.

[Escapedgoat 90]

Big fan of Steve McQueen and the movie Bullitt. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

11 hours ago, twosheds said:

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson. Pretty self explanatory. But in real life I only have one shed. 

derp

Edited March 29, 2018 by Cheeseweasel
Been there, done that

[Hate 20108]

Just a funny gif of my all time favorite athlete from my favorite team.

[Escapedgoat 90]

1 minute ago, Hate said:

Just a funny gif of my all time favorite athlete from my favorite team.

I was wondering who that guy was there, he looked familiar.

[Hoosier Longhorn 6]

Hot blonde with big boobs. Enough said

[Bozo_Casanova 26444]

It’s me- I accidentally wore this to blacks in Lockhart to pick up a to go order with my 3 year old. They reacted very poorly, and either an employee or customer called me a “fucking faggot”. I posted the story to Hornfans, feelings were hurt, life lessons were learned, protests were planned, lulz were had, etc.

 

 

By the way, for those who remember that thread: you are old. That was 12 years ago. When we moved here from shaggyEskimo I thought I had lost it, except Judge saved this lightly edited version and returned it to me. Thanks Judge!

 

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

Si, Fly.

I will send your shit to the moon for $200.  Cash only.

[BigDHornfan 6546]

my wife's tits in a dirndl at Oktoberfest in Munich on our honeymoon.

[4th&Five 41525]

Eddie Vedder holding up the Longhorn stool he's used on stage for 20+ years.  I love PJ and the Horns so it works.

[Hate 20108]

It’s me- I accidentally wore this to blacks in Lockhart to pick up a to go order with my 3 year old. They reacted very poorly, and either an employee or customer called me a “fucking faggot”. I posted the story to Hornfans, feelings were hurt, life lessons were learned, protests were planned, lulz were had, etc.
 
 
By the way, for those who remember that thread: you are old. That was 12 years ago. When we moved here from shaggyEskimo I thought I had lost it, except Judge saved this lightly edited version and returned it to me. Thanks Judge!
 

That does look kind of gay.

[lateshow 1304]

1 hour ago, BigDHornfan said:

my wife's tits in a dirndl at Oktoberfest in Munich on our honeymoon.

Tell your wife that I enjoy her tits. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

It’s me- I accidentally wore this to blacks in Lockhart to pick up a to go order with my 3 year old. They reacted very poorly, and either an employee or customer called me a “fucking faggot”. I posted the story to Hornfans, feelings were hurt, life lessons were learned, protests were planned, lulz were had, etc.

Sounds like he was questioning his own sexuality and had a similar outfit at home.

[Longboard Horn 40301]

Mine has been stoned since the 3rd grade, and also is learning about Cuba, having some food. “All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.”

Edited March 29, 2018 by Longboard Horn

[Moby Ric 2058]

A pic of Geddy Lee with his old rig.  I play a ric, hence the name.

 

Edited March 29, 2018 by Moby Ric

[PXTX 1]

Going to the "log" in 7th grade to drink whiskey and smoke cigarettes and cheap weed.First day of 9th grade drinking vodka and orange juice for breakfast then smoking a joint on the bus, later at lunch caught smoking a joint in the wrong area and not getting trouble for it just had our $10 dollar lid confiscated.Trying Acapulco gold for the first we were blown away after having only Mexican dirt weed prior to that.  Going to the Armadillo Word Headquarters and sitting on the floor before concerts smoking pot, drinking hot pictures of beer, and Southern Comfort. I don't remember much more than that as I was obviously in a fog most of the time.

[PXTX 1]

Wrong thread I now longer partake in mind altering substances I guess I'm still suffering burnout.

[PvilleStang 2875]

Curious, how does one drink a hot picture of beer?

 

And do you consider this a hot picture of beer?

Edited March 29, 2018 by PvilleStang

[GhostRider 169]

Just now, PvilleStang said:

Curious, how does one drink a hot picture of beer?

Apparently you mix it with Southern Comfort.

 

[Llano Estacado 1257]

I’m with you on the dives and pearl. 

I would not classify you as simple  

 

 

 

 

[mention=205]fattyflattie[/mention]

 

 

[It Takes Eleven 7]

Piece of shit sign at a piece of shit pier at a smoky roadhouse I used to frequent.

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

<---  i'm an LSU man and an ass man, and her rather refined choice in skimpy clothing reveals that fine lass to be in possession of a really good ass.

[El Moco 45]

11 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

Scrambled porn, which we all jerked off to.


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FIFY.

Edited March 29, 2018 by El Moco

[LonghornLib 5]

I love the Longhorns and the Red River Shootout

[texasdago 7570]

Tomba la Bomba

 

 

Edited March 29, 2018 by texasdago

[Guest]

I used mine for almost the entirety of my time on the Shag.

I like it because I am sentimental as hell and it reminds me of time with grandparents in the summers with my cousins growing up.

The bright green also makes it easy to find my own posts in a thread.  

 

It is currently black and white in honor of Blacklab and his inspiring ways( old motto.)

[Netzer 157]

2 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

And do you consider this a hot picture of beer?

That looks like a urine sample.

[RollLeft 5044]

This little place down the street on Kirby once called the Eighth Wonder of the World but i always preferred the House of Pain.

[Ojo Rojo 1963]

In high school I was having a conversation with a friend of mine about an incident where this kid mooned him and spread his ass cheeks so he could see his asshole, except instead of asshole he said, "red eye."  I thought that was funny as hell and I started saying 'red eye' a lot and explaining to people what it was.  It became a nickname of mine.  I converted it to Spanish for anonymity and because it rhymes.

[Mikegundy'sMullet 64]

Once we went square, I got a very wet Vicki Li back as my avatar. 

 

[Caver60 395]

Arnold as a youngster.

The A-train.

Pardner.

Arnistopholes.

Arn-hold.

And sometimes, like the night before last when he jumped on my balls because lightning makes him nervous, Asshole.

 

[dutchmaster 0]

nothing finer than smoking a dutchmaster

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1604]

 

[Longhorn Al 440]

10 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

It’s me- I accidentally wore this to blacks in Lockhart to pick up a to go order with my 3 year old. They reacted very poorly, and either an employee or customer called me a “fucking faggot”. I posted the story to Hornfans, feelings were hurt, life lessons were learned, protests were planned, lulz were had, etc.

 

 

By the way, for those who remember that thread: you are old. That was 12 years ago. When we moved here from shaggyEskimo I thought I had lost it, except Judge saved this lightly edited version and returned it to me. Thanks Judge!

 

I must not have kept up with that entire thread.  I remember you not wanting to say the name of which place it was at first.  This is the first time I've seen who exactly it was. 

 

I always had a feeling it was Black's.

[TexasBuckeye 43]

From "Clockwork Orange" Malcolm McDowell in his younger years (1971)as Alex DeLarge. Wicked looking (and he was)

A Clockwork Orange (1971)

 

[MissingInAction 25036]

My first Shaggy avatar was that of Tyrone Biggums; therefore my first Surly avatar.

[Chooky 13307]

Lazy.  Unmotivated.

[Lidig8r 1871]

Me and my beloved daughter.

Flippin' off life, Flippin' off eating disorders, Flippin' off Kevin Morgan, Flippin' off the 3 douchebags who negged me on that tongue in cheek baseball thread, Flippin' off ou and aggy.

[Errestaurants 2570]

im a creative type. just went to google images. 

 

[OWLVIS 557]

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