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[Steamboat1874 4048]

Duh.......

[FWD 297]

MATLAB!

[tbone_ 14106]

My daughter, Grace. She passed at 23. I like seeing her everyday.

Damn. So very sorry.

[Spidey 3]

I can still hear you

[LTbear 4168]

My wife's ass. Because I like it. 

[Spartan52 151]

And you're not alone!

[SilasCoade 2622]

On 4/9/2018 at 7:47 AM, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Faye Reagan.  If you don't know who she is, do NOT google her at work.

 

 

Why?  She's not your daughter is she?

[SilasCoade 2622]

On 4/9/2018 at 7:47 AM, JOSEYWALES66 said:

 

Edited April 22, 2018 by Llogg

[T-shirt Sip 2097]

I like tits. 

[Equinox 95]

Two of my guitars and a half stack in my backyard about 30 some-odd years ago. I thought it all looked cool with the leaves and fence in the background. The tree is long gone, as is the red paint on the fence. And sadly, so are the guitars and amp (wish I had them back).

[tbone_ 14106]

Yea man guitars are for buying, not selling. Sweet rig though.

[bborange 10044]

On 4/10/2018 at 12:38 AM, LTbear said:

My wife's ass. Because I like it. 

I like too.  

[PittsburghTiger 6175]

The Cathedral of Learning at the University of Pittsburgh. In my view, the most beautiful building in Pittsburgh.

 

 

[Spankytoes 1739]

NY...but Texas.

Get it?

[Bama Chick 28596]

Sexiest man alive and love of my life, Harry Edward Styles.

[Dark Horse 2279]

The lead singer of Converge recreated his classic album cover for Jane Doe. I thought it would be fitting due to the move here.  I changed the color palette.  

original:

[Scraps 13560]

I pity the fool

[LongHornJohnny 17]

To be the man, you gotta beat the man....

16 time World Heavyweight Wrestling Champion

WOOOOOO!

 

[pokeNbeans 203]

Trump eating a dog courtside.

[You don't know me 1161]

Go fuck yourself.

[DigglerontheHoof 21175]

Someone linked or posted this on the shag and I thought it was hilarious and hits close to home. 

[cujojack 1]

"I've worked in the private sector, they expect results"

[orange dream 1246]

Two of the best longhorns ever

[Pokoloco 1279]

iAy yi yi, no me gusta!

[Longboard Horn 40290]

On 4/10/2018 at 12:38 AM, LTbear said:

My wife's ass. Because I like it. 

She can sit on my face.

[TexasBeta 1261]

Britt is my favorite player from my era. He was just a blast to watch. He rode the IM bus w/ me for about a year (I guess he lived out there w/ his girlfriend .. soon to be wife). He would get on the bus with his smokin' hot girlfriend and he was just all mullet and fu manchu mustache. I just thought he was about the coolest guy on campus. 

Edited April 23, 2018 by TexasBeta

[qwertyu1234 496]

I like Norah Jones.

[BearSchlong 8083]

I can't think of the guys name for some reason, but he was a bighearted shagster who was looking after our adopted homeless guy Emil Kizer. . .oh yeah, it was Foggy Notion! Anyway, I paypaled him some money and all I asked for in return was a photo of Kizer doing the sic em bears thing.  This was before all the raping, and before I cut financial ties to Baylor.

Ramjet used to have some good photoshops with Kizer.

I hope if Kizer's still alive that maybe he is on a run of better luck.  My heart goes out to that guy.

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

sometimes the jokes just write themselves

 

[GhostofDanJones 336]

The Duke himself.

[GhostofDanJones 336]

On 4/22/2018 at 6:45 PM, Spankytoes said:

NY...but Texas.

Get it?

So you're a Texan living in New York?

[Underdog 28545]

Used to comment, sort of tease, one of the girls at work about her shoes and she went out and bought me these as an Xmas gift.  I still have them but don’t ever wear them.  I propped my feet up on my desk for the photo. 

[wreckatx 141]

Waylon, buddy, and some guy flipping the bird.

[bularry1 23]

On 3/29/2018 at 8:31 AM, Bozo_Casanova said:

It’s me- I accidentally wore this to blacks in Lockhart to pick up a to go order with my 3 year old. They reacted very poorly, and either an employee or customer called me a “fucking faggot”. I posted the story to Hornfans, feelings were hurt, life lessons were learned, protests were planned, lulz were had, etc.

 

 

By the way, for those who remember that thread: you are old. That was 12 years ago. When we moved here from shaggyEskimo I thought I had lost it, except Judge saved this lightly edited version and returned it to me. Thanks Judge!

 

I remember that thread.

 

shit I'm old and damn I've wasted a lot of time

[Tall Dark And Texan 29]

John Frusciante's Fender Stratocaster that he played for most of his time in the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I'm not the biggest fan of their music, but I am a fan of his guitar playing, and of that guitar. Sadly he doesn't play it much anymore, but damn, that is such a cool guitar.

My avatar on the old site was the FUDD beer logo from The Simpsons (the most popular beer in Shelbyville, which Moe thought was banned because it made a bunch of hillbillies go blind), and it happened to have a Longhorn in the logo. I thought it was perfect at the time, but since I quit drinking, it felt weird to keep it when we moved over here.

[LongestHorn 759]

Stephen Fucking Austin

[otisdog 365]

On 3/28/2018 at 10:52 AM, Texas007 said:

 

The real James Bond leaning on his gunmetal grey Aston Martin DB5 in the Swiss Alps (scene where car chase in Goldfinger is filmed).

Furka Pass....there's actually a plaque marking the spot.

[McCroskey 1504]

A certain airport tower supervisor.

[High Plains Drifter 11026]

On 3/29/2018 at 8:31 AM, Bozo_Casanova said:

It’s me- I accidentally wore this to blacks in Lockhart to pick up a to go order with my 3 year old. They reacted very poorly, and either an employee or customer called me a “fucking faggot”. I posted the story to Hornfans, feelings were hurt, life lessons were learned, protests were planned, lulz were had, etc.

 

 

By the way, for those who remember that thread: you are old. That was 12 years ago. When we moved here from shaggyEskimo I thought I had lost it, except Judge saved this lightly edited version and returned it to me. Thanks Judge!

 

"accidentally"

[Jim Tom Pinch 120]

It’s a J

[PvilleStang 2875]

10873521    VILLALOBOS    MARCOS    1824769    07/26/2018    4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND

[RPM 26315]

 

[elfenix 34223]

Justin Tucker. Kicker of Field Goals, Breaker of aggy Hearts.

[RollLeft 5040]

On 4/22/2018 at 8:02 PM, Bama Chick said:

Sexiest man alive and love of my life, Harry Edward Styles.

[immortal13 4059]

Self-explanatory 

[HouTex 1866]

Obvious. Greatest Brit of all time and probably the greatest statesman of the 20th century. If only Baldwin and Chamberlain had listened...

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I need to know the girl’s name doing squats in Immortal’s avatar. Purely for scientific purposes.

[OrangEngr 1035]

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I need to know the girl’s name doing squats in Immortal’s avatar. Purely for scientific purposes.

Some careful zooming tells me it's ebbia 

[TK421 29]

[immortal13 4059]

On 8/14/2018 at 8:26 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

I need to know the girl’s name doing squats in Immortal’s avatar. Purely for scientific purposes.

Neiva Mara