NFC Wild Card - Eagles @ Bears

[AUS-97HORN 11687]

The bears did this to themselves, they could have played the badly hurt and failing vikings this week, all they had to do was tank the game last week. instead the fucking eagles have life again.

 

[El Diablo 4232]

Somebody sprayed ball magnet on the goalpost.

[Mo Horn 8808]

Parkey will not sleep for days. 

[spystud13 2371]

That was fun. 

[LongestHorn 759]

Cody Parkey is done.

[HornPhD 1364]

If hitting the uprights was a sport, Cody Parkey would be the GOAT

[PittsburghTiger 6152]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Brutal way to lose

 

Especially after casually hitting the one that was null & void due to the timeout.

[4th&Five 41462]

Just now, staboner said:

that kicker will never fuck again

Unless he’s in Philly. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Double doink

[JustBecause 112]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Parkey will not sleep for days. 

How about being cut

[Pato del Muerto 52365]

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

This way we beat NO first - we had to do that sooner or later... Then we get home field against Foles in the NFC CG

Swing and a miss 

[NowThis 931]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Parkey will not sleep for days. 

he should be cut. Shoulda been cut after doinkign 4 in a game. lmao, that' bad management by the GM/coach

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Chi wasted forty seconds when Philly was at their two

[Mileslong 4718]

Parkey will not sleep for days. 

He should be put to sleep...

[Hagbard Celine 10772]

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

lol I swear to god man, kicker shouldn’t be apart of football. Players that aren’t even football players really deciding games. Holy shit

it's been part of the game for 150 years.  dawson, dicker and tucker would all like a word with you.

[millhouse 2587]

Somebody pick Parkey up in the death pool?

[Anastasis 23403]

“He ain’t no Dicker”

-my seven yr old. 

[Nicole44 22028]

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Needs to be repeated...chicago shouldve laid down for minny last week. Idiots

No shit. Fecals are in and Bears could have selected for them not to be. They would have beaten Minny for sure. 

[ztejas 43287]

3 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

lol I swear to god man, kicker shouldn’t be apart of football. Players that aren’t even football players really deciding games. Holy shit

imgur

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Swing and a miss 

Right. Too little sleep last night

[Bama Llama 1447]

1 minute ago, po elvis said:

The timeout was bad by Chicago. They needed to spike the ball, run ball to the left so you have good angle for kick and then call timeout. 

This.  Aubie Parkey might have made that one.

[4th&Five 41462]

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Chi wasted forty seconds when Philly was at their two

Very good point. 

[El Diablo 4232]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

The bears did this to themselves, they could have played the badly hurt and failing vikings this week, all they had to do was tank the game last week. instead the fucking eagles have life again.

 

Nobody with a shred of dignity or pride who's playing for anything tanks a game. That's for losers playing for draft picks.

[dcar00 14043]

have to feel for that guy.  even the first kick wasn't really hit that well.

[ztejas 43287]

1 minute ago, El Diablo said:

Nobody with a shred of dignity or pride who's playing for anything tanks a game. That's for losers playing for draft picks.

Totally right. Bears are going to have so much dignity and pride sitting at home watching the divisional round. I'm sure they're smirking already just thinking about how stupid the Eagles must look. 

[Surly Bevo 24717]

You know what Bears. You don’t want to lose your supposedly badass defense shouldn’t have fucking folded at the end.

Fuck the Eagles

[WBT 20443]

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it's been part of the game for 150 years.  dawson, dicker and tucker would all like a word with you.

[ChiTownDoc 21105]

5 minutes ago, staboner said:

that kicker will never fuck again

Needs to move to Philly. 

[El Diablo 4232]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Totally right. Bears are going to have so much dignity and pride sitting at home watching the divisional round. I'm sure they're smirking already just thinking about how stupid the Eagles must look. 

You do you.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it's been part of the game for 150 years.  dawson, dicker and tucker would all like a word with you.

I’m obviously kidding. My hatred for kickers comes from fantasy football. 

[NowThis 931]

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Needs to move to Philly. 

$9 million guaranteed contract. He doesn't care about losing.

[Hook1997 5295]

that was painful why he was on the roster still after his season baffles me

[JustBecause 112]

I love the graphic before the kick; 2nd most missed FGs in the NFL this season.   

 

K I S S O F D E A T H

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Foles picked what, twice tonight. A tad more pressure and he's toast. So we rip Goff a new asshole, then we get to work on Brees. On second thought, Philly gets past N.O. no way. no more home games.

[TexasMan 10786]

Chicago fan is taking it well:

 

 

[Drew 2331]

This is going to end with dallas/Philly in Arlington isn’t it? 

Not sure My heart could handle that. 

[Braff Zacklin 13434]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Chicago fan is taking it well:

The way otherwise rational and reasonable grown men react to the outcomes of football games in which they aren't participating never ceases to amaze me.

[TexasMan 10786]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

This is going to end with dallas/Philly in Arlington isn’t it? 

Not sure My heart could handle that. 

Nor can the Philly police department 

[Drew 2331]

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Chicago fan is taking it well:

 

 

Cowboys fans when Maher misses a game winning kick.  Or it’ll be about Garrett/jerry for not getting a better kicker. 

[NowThis 931]

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Chicago fan is taking it well:

 

 

he's right 

[4th&Five 41462]

 

[Surly Bevo 24717]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

This is going to end with dallas/Philly in Arlington isn’t it? 

Not a fucking chance....

[Homesickhorn 2202]

lol I swear to god man, kicker shouldn’t be apart of football. Players that aren’t even football players really deciding games. Holy shit

Sir, a Justin Tucker is holding for you on line one.

[LTtxfan 49016]

8 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Needs to move to Philly. 

Cody Parkey played for Philly 2014-2015

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Brees chews up Philly. Cowboys get another big game experience under their belt -  and take LA. We meet in the Superdome in two weeks.

[TexasMan 10786]

 

[NowThis 931]

[Homesickhorn 2202]

I love the graphic before the kick; 2nd most missed FGs in the NFL this season.   
 
K I S S O F D E A T H

Couple that with the montage of him hitting uprights all season maybe 30 seconds after the game ended. Those dudes at NBC are earning their money.

[NowThis 931]

 

[NowThis 931]